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Chosen Linguini

Postby hunter123 on Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:34 pm

i want to know is anyone has heard of the prophecy that the prophet Ragu gave to the Indian Village of Hanuwumdra. basically it states that: Soon the Chosen Linguini will come. for those who dont know, the Chosen Linguini is kind of like Jesus in the Pastafarian religion. so the village looked around for the Chosen Linguini, and they found Ishmali Camuwundra. but i have a problem, Ishmali wasnt even a pirate or anything that has to do with pirates. The Pirates are the FSM's chosen one's. how can the Christ of the Pastafarians NOT be a pirate.

if anyone here thinks different im open to hear

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Re: Chosen Linguini

Postby DaveL on Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:54 pm

Lots of false prophesies abound, please read.
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Re: Chosen Linguini

Postby Robbobrob on Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:53 pm

Can he hammer a nail through a 2x4 with his penis....a follower has to have his or her standards.....
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Re: Chosen Linguini

Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:14 pm

Wow,

If he can, I'm so ditching my faith to follow that guy. It might be a bit difficult for a girl to hammer though :D
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Re: Chosen Linguini

Postby Robbobrob on Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:55 am

DaveL wrote:Wow,

If he can, I'm so ditching my faith to follow that guy. It might be a bit difficult for a girl to hammer though :D

Hey, if you are going to be my savior, you gotta be more than just a carpenter......
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Re: Chosen Linguini

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:34 pm

Robbobrob wrote:Can he hammer a nail through a 2x4 with his penis....a follower has to have his or her standards.....


Isn't that from the movie "Real Genius"? Ha! Found it on google!

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

Anyway, i for one was unaware that we had or even needed a messiah or "chosen ones" (other than pirates and "midgits" of course). :)
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Re: Chosen Linguini

Postby Robbobrob on Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:32 am

Scott the Pirate wrote:
Robbobrob wrote:Can he hammer a nail through a 2x4 with his penis....a follower has to have his or her standards.....


Isn't that from the movie "Real Genius"? Ha! Found it on google!

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

Anyway, i for one was unaware that we had or even needed a messiah or "chosen ones" (other than pirates and "midgits" of course). :)

Yes, that is where I stole that from......

I have always seen the Savior issues as one of mistranslation....People are not looking for a Savior, they are looking for something Savory to eat.
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Re: Chosen Linguini

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:00 pm

That's a viable hypothesis, given the fact that there are a lot of hungry people in the world. I've said this before, but a friend of mine was in Africa and actually witnessed missionaries of a certian religious persuasion refusing to give food to people who didnt jump through the hoops (i.e. pray, read the little book or openly refuse to attend a sermon). Sick.
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