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Postby elle4zombies on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:04 pm

Is it normal to be sexually attracted to your god? his noodlyness is just too damn sexy!
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Re: Attraction

Postby DaveL on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:20 pm

Googly eyestalks and pasta arn't in my rationale for attractiveness, but hey, if that's what gets you there, go for it.
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Re: Attraction

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:23 pm

I have read that (Abrahamic God besides) it was usual in the past for a God(ess) to have sexual relations with humans - the offspring were usually Heroes!
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Re: Attraction

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:52 pm

elle4zombies wrote:Is it normal to be sexually attracted to your god? his noodlyness is just too damn sexy!

Keep in mind thet there are NO normal people on this planet. A better question might be "Is it acceptable to be sexually attracted to your god?"
Answer = yes.
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Re: Attraction

Postby fueledbycoffee on Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:21 am

So my recent entry in the "Piratic Poetry" thread in Pirate Discussion for my response.
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Re: Attraction

Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:35 am

Wow, it gives a whole new meaning of the word BIG Sky Daddy. I'm feeling so inadequate right now. :D
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Re: Attraction

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:25 am

I think that "Hamlet 2" answered this question for us already with "Rock me sexy Jesus".

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ylYzbB-tLcs


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Re: Attraction

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:26 am

Interesting that Steve Coogan is behind Hamlet 2...should be good. I think I'm attracted to that Indian Goddess with all the arms and the big breasts.
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Re: Attraction

Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:59 am

...for her intellect and witty conversation?
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Re: Attraction

Postby fueledbycoffee on Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:01 am

black bart wrote:Interesting that Steve Coogan is behind Hamlet 2...should be good.


It's not bad, but the Rock Me Sexy Jesus part is the whole movie, as far as I'm concerned. The rest is just ok.
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Re: Attraction

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:38 am

DaveL wrote:...for her intellect and witty conversation?


Er...of course...and maybe the odd godly cuddle.
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Re: 美容整形医院

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:33 am



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Re: Attraction

Postby vikinglordSF on Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:39 am

i suppose it depends on the God. Is it normal to be attracted to a FSM. . . .. . . . .i dont think so
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