My arguement with an Archangel......

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My arguement with an Archangel......

Postby Robbobrob on Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:00 am

"I don't understand why you fight against us, Pirate." Gabriel said. "I mean, you have seen so much, the fact you still act like you don't believe when you know for a fact Jesus exists...."
"right, Gabe, I know. I know for a fact he and the rest of you exist. But I do not believe in any of you. There is a difference. A big difference. I know Communism exists, but I don't have belief in it. I would have thought you of all beings would understand the difference between knowing and believing, having said it to Constantine."
"That was a movie, Pirate."
"And this is not? Am I not moving all the time? God damn it, Gabe, you are a moron sometimes."
"Do not blaspheme in front of me, you miserable worm of a human."
"Oh, piss on your self-righteousness, you asshole-less freak of nature. There is more to this universe than your petty diety allows his followers and angels to understand."
"Oh, and your drunken deity is any better?"
"Better, no. Tastier, yes."
Mad Rob Rackham, Pirate for Humanity.

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- Mark Twain.
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Re: My arguement with an Archangel......

Postby Gethsemane on Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:29 pm

Hi,
I'm not saying I didn't find this post quite amusing, but I think it comes under the 'Don't offend other religions' rule

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Re: My arguement with an Archangel......

Postby thelastpirate on Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:31 pm

Gethsemane wrote:Hi,
I'm not saying I didn't find this post quite amusing, but I think it comes under the 'Don't offend other religions' rule

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There is no such rule.

You should try not to be overly offensive, but since offense is in the eye of the beholder you cant avoid it completely.
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Re: My arguement with an Archangel......

Postby Gethsemane on Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:00 am

Hmmmmm... I was misinformed. I will consult His Noodly Appendages in future.

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Re: My arguement with an Archangel......

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:08 pm

Umm... It's an interesting story, at least...
There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.
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