"I don't understand why you fight against us, Pirate." Gabriel said. "I mean, you have seen so much, the fact you still act like you don't believe when you know for a fact Jesus exists...."
"right, Gabe, I know. I know for a fact he and the rest of you exist. But I do not believe in any of you. There is a difference. A big difference. I know Communism exists, but I don't have belief in it. I would have thought you of all beings would understand the difference between knowing and believing, having said it to Constantine."
"That was a movie, Pirate."
"And this is not? Am I not moving all the time? God damn it, Gabe, you are a moron sometimes."
"Do not blaspheme in front of me, you miserable worm of a human."
"Oh, piss on your self-righteousness, you asshole-less freak of nature. There is more to this universe than your petty diety allows his followers and angels to understand."
"Oh, and your drunken deity is any better?"
"Better, no. Tastier, yes."
Mad Rob Rackham, Pirate for Humanity.
"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
- Mark Twain.