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I have searched the fora and found no advice,

Postby No.mad on Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:16 pm

so I am going to post my question here.

During a recent worship service, I served the Master with meatballs. I had no trouble until I tried to take up a collection at which point the police kicked in my door and dragged me off to jail. They charged me with pastatution.

Can I claim religious persecution?
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Re: I have searched the fora and found no advice,

Postby DaveL on Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:53 pm

Somebody else wanna answer this one? :?
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Re: I have searched the fora and found no advice,

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:03 am

Nope.
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Postby Robbobrob on Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:25 am

Ah, you forgot to charge a meal tax, you silly.....if you take money for food, you are a restuarant. LOL
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Re: I have searched the fora and found no advice,

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:01 pm

That... really makes no sense. At all. You were charged with pastatution? Okey dokey then... :roll:
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Re: I have searched the fora and found no advice,

Postby Elvalia on Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:54 pm

It was a joke, that's all. Don't worry about it.
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Re: I have searched the fora and found no advice,

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:29 pm

what about all those innocent young noodles wot get seduced into a life of sauce-drenched misery :cry: in the vats of the despised "Chef" Boy-R-D? (may his name be accurs'ed)
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