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Postby pasta princess on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:23 pm

hi, i'm realatively new here and i thought i'd just ask a question: is is noodleyness the only pastafarian god, or are there other less imporant all powerful food deities. :fsm:
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby Robbobrob on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:35 pm

for me, and I only speak for myself, I enjoy cross-pantheon pollination.....so I follow the FSM, but also enjoy the Discordian's Eris, the Taoist's Pooh Bear, among others.

But, when hungry, I always come back to FSM....the only communion guarenteed to fill you up right. :wink:
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby pasta princess on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:41 pm

where do you stand on the invisible pink unicorn?
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Postby Edd on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:46 pm

pasta princess wrote:where do you stand on the invisible pink unicorn?

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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby pasta princess on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:54 pm

how would you know where her back was. she invisible
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Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:59 pm

The invisible pink unicorn is just a symobol of atheism. No one really cares all that much about it. :D
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:50 am

I prefer Charlie the Unicorn. He's white and visible. He is friends with a (visible) pink unicorn (and a blue one). :D
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Postby thelastpirate on Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:25 am

pasta princess wrote:where do you stand on the invisible pink unicorn?


As a rule, I dont stand on unicorns.
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby moodydaniel on Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:26 am

pasta princess wrote:where do you stand on the invisible pink unicorn?
They both exist but they don't get along.
Some think it may lead to the end of all
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Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:45 am

I think that, seeing as we want the Pastafarian theory of the origin of the Universe to be taught alongside the equally valid ID theory, we also need to embrace any and all other theories (especially ones that Terry Pratchett might have come up with).
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:17 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:I think that, seeing as we want the Pastafarian theory of the origin of the Universe to be taught alongside the equally valid ID theory, we also need to embrace any and all other theories (especially ones that Terry Pratchett might have come up with).
Father Jack wrote:That would make it... an ECUMENICAL MATTER!!


Ooh, yes - like the 'mouldy egg sandwich' theory of the origin of life...

One of my boys favours the idea that life began as a result of a Godly Sneeze; which means that slime moulds started out as, well... just slime. Image
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby Valanthe on Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:18 pm

While His Noodliness is indeed important, I have also felt the presence of the Goddess Eris in my life (there's way too much chaos in the world for her not to be here!). I have to agree that for true communion, we must turn to the FSM to feel the true oneness and sense of fulfillment that communion is meant to bring.
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:26 am

Valanthe wrote:While His Noodliness is indeed important, I have also felt the presence of the Goddess Eris in my life (there's way too much chaos in the world for her not to be here!). I have to agree that for true communion, we must turn to the FSM to feel the true oneness and sense of fulfillment that communion is meant to bring.

I take your point, but seeing as today is Friday (the day of rest), I'm gonna be a strict monotheistic Pastafarian today. Down tools, everybody!
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:30 am

Dud sumwun say yunick horns ?

Oi dint no yunick's 'ad horns .
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Re: pasta pantheon!!!!

Postby vikinglordSF on Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:33 am

see the IPU thread. . .
while i like the idea of some of the other gods i cant deny the fact that the FSM is the only true omni-potent being
Example Odin is pertty cool
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