But, on the subject of women knowing their place... where is that? On the couch? In bed? On the rugby pitch?
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by Elvalia on Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:18 pm
Huh... I still don't get it. But, on the subject of women knowing their place... where is that? On the couch? In bed? On the rugby pitch?
But, on the subject of women knowing their place... where is that? On the couch? In bed? On the rugby pitch?TwistedSister wrote:El is everyone's buddy.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by S'presso on Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:37 pm
In the mall.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by Elvalia on Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:29 pm
I certainly hope not!
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by S'presso on Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:27 pm
Hmm...
On a pedestal?
I'm not really sure to be honest. I personally would like to belong at a nice warm location
On a pedestal?
I'm not really sure to be honest. I personally would like to belong at a nice warm location
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:13 am
Roy Hunter wrote:Well, we do have flimsy moral standards, don't we?
<points upwards at PG's post>
Yup.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by black bart on Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:09 am
I THOUGHT WE HAD TO SHOUT TO BE HEARED...PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ARMY OFFICER.
YOU ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN ET, GET YER HAIR CUT!
YOU ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN ET, GET YER HAIR CUT!
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:43 pm
black bart wrote:YOU ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN ET, GET YER HAIR CUT!
Funny, that's what my mom says every time I visit her.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by Scott the Pirate on Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:14 pm
Elvalia wrote:Huh... I still don't get it.
How 'bout "where ever she wants to be"?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:31 pm
Elvalia wrote:But, on the subject of women knowing their place... where is that? On the couch? In bed? On the rugby pitch?
My wife says a woman's place is wherever she wants me to drive her, which might change at short notice, so stay awake you dozy bloody man!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by Elvalia on Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:58 pm
I like it. Roy and Scott, you definitely have the right ideas.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:32 am
My wife's place is apparently anywhere on her 3/4 of the bed.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by black bart on Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:55 pm
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:My wife's place is apparently anywhere on her 3/4 of the bed.
Yes, that's all too familiar...and where does 3/4 of the duvet go on a chilly winter night?
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by Scott the Pirate on Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:29 pm
Elvalia wrote:I like it. Roy and Scott, you definitely have the right ideas.
I try to be an "enlightened male" but with my close female friends i can be quite the pig too. My girlfriend had to learn that she shouldnt be threatened by my flirting with women that i've known for almost two decades. If some thing was going to happen with one (or two) of them, i think that it might have happened by now.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by Katimana on Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:41 pm
I'm with PG on this one - in fact, I'm inclined to get "Free Parking" tattooed on my forehead.
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