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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:30 pm

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away

It's the Rule 34 of Monty Python.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:04 am

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:53 am

Cheeky!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:07 am

black bart wrote:Cheeky!


only if you're the "sittee".. :roll:
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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