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CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby SauceJacuzzi on Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:41 am

TALKING IN CAPS LOCK IS HOW THE FSM TYPES ON HIS KEYBOARD WITH HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby DaveL on Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:37 am

YArrrrr...

Thanks for letting us know matey. I'll be looking for his holy presence, next time I joust with a troll.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby Robbobrob on Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:59 am

*Shakes head and wishes he never opened this thread*
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby SauceJacuzzi on Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:18 am

THE MESSAGE OF THIS THREAD IS CLEAR, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WOULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS LOCK.

THE TITLE IS FUNNY. WHERE ARE ALL THE LOLS.

SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH TROLL BRAINS.

I THINK ABOUT IT, I TYPE IT.

TOO BAD IT'S SHORT.

I'M SHAREING SOME FSMISM HERE.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby Cardinal Fang on Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:57 pm

Owww. Stop shouting!

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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:30 pm

I don't get it.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:35 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I don't get it.

It's a troll. You're not really supposed to.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:42 am

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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:41 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I don't get it.

It's a troll. You're not really supposed to.

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby Cabbage on Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:21 pm

Lol, this guy is funny.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:59 pm

Well, I guess that the FSM was not properly guiding this one. This should be deleted.
There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby thelastpirate on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:13 pm

PirateFishWorshipper wrote:Well, I guess that the FSM was not properly guiding this one. This should be deleted.

PirateFishWorshipper wrote:There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.


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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:19 pm

thelastpirate wrote:?

Well, we do have flimsy moral standards, don't we?
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby Elvalia on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:22 pm

This has been bothering me for a while, now...

Our moral standards are flimsy... compared to whose?
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Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Postby fueledbycoffee on Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:06 pm

Compared to nearly every other religion. They're all like "Don't drink, man" and "Woman should know her place" and "Hate on the gays!" and we're just like "It's all chill, baby," so our moral standards are flimsy. However, one could suggest that since our standards are more accepting, welcoming, etc., we have higher moral standards. 'Tis confusing.
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