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Baptism?

Postby the shadow on Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:41 pm

I really want to become a true Pastafarian. So what next? Does someone dip me in pasta sauce or what?
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Re: Baptism?

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:53 pm

No, you post a message.

If you like, you can wear an eyepatch and go YAAARRGGHH!!! a lot. It's not necessary, but it helps.
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Re: Baptism?

Postby pasta princess on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:45 pm

i think babies subconiously baptise themselves when they get pasta sause all over themselves, what do you think?
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Re: Baptism?

Postby the shadow on Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:36 pm

Wow pasta princess, that means I've been a Pastafarian most of my life and I didn't know it!
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Re: Baptism?

Postby moodydaniel on Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:39 am

No to child baptism in any form!

I Baptised myself in pasta sauce this way on a date; I don't think she appreciated my religion as we never went on another.
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen
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Re: Baptism?

Postby Robbobrob on Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:21 am

Rather be baptized in Red wine....no, wait, I'd rather drink the red wine and get in that heavenly drunken stupor that the FSM is in.
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Re: Baptism?

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:33 pm

YAAARRGGHH!!! There, I said it. It just had to come out after putting on my pegleg and eyepatch. :fsm_yarr:
There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.
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