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Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby Arsonistxx77 on Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:19 pm

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Respectforfsm

The petition is for the removal of our sacred text from the "humor" section of Barnes and Noble Booksellers. I'm sure we can all agree that this shouldn't continue. The original game plan was to set up a template for everyone to email them with, but I think that a petition would be a little easier.

Make sure to share this with the rest of your crew!

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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:54 am

I not only signed the petition but posted it (with links) in the most authoritative atheistic forums in Russia, Ukraine and Bulgaria; and also in my blog, of course.
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby Robbobrob on Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:30 pm

See, I actually prefer it in the humor section....where all religion belongs if it were truely worth our time....

"A good sense of humor is more important than any religion ever created." Vonnegut (I think)....LOL
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby The holy scribe on Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:27 pm

Robbobrob wrote:See, I actually prefer it in the humor section....where all religion belongs if it were truely worth our time....

"A good sense of humor is more important than any religion ever created." Vonnegut (I think)....LOL


No, I couldnt disagree more. It should be in the Fiction section.
There is nothing humorous about babies being slaughtered, and thousands of people being murdered via burying alive.
You have no heart.
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby Elvalia on Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:33 pm

The holy scribe wrote:
Robbobrob wrote:See, I actually prefer it in the humor section....where all religion belongs if it were truely worth our time....

"A good sense of humor is more important than any religion ever created." Vonnegut (I think)....LOL


No, I couldnt disagree more. It should be in the Fiction section.
There is nothing humorous about babies being slaughtered, and thousands of people being murdered via burying alive.
You have no heart.

...?

Religion =/= babies being slaughtered, and thousands of people being murdered via burying alive...
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby The holy scribe on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:13 pm

Elvalia wrote:
The holy scribe wrote:
Robbobrob wrote:See, I actually prefer it in the humor section....where all religion belongs if it were truely worth our time....

"A good sense of humor is more important than any religion ever created." Vonnegut (I think)....LOL


No, I couldnt disagree more. It should be in the Fiction section.
There is nothing humorous about babies being slaughtered, and thousands of people being murdered via burying alive.
You have no heart.

...?

Religion =/= babies being slaughtered, and thousands of people being murdered via burying alive...


Happens all throughout the bible.
Especially the old testimant.
One dude named Korach challenged moses, so him, his friends, his friends families, were "swallowed by the earth" i.e, buried alive.
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby Elvalia on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:17 pm

The holy scribe wrote:
Elvalia wrote:...?

Religion =/= babies being slaughtered, and thousands of people being murdered via burying alive...


Happens all throughout the bible.
Especially the old testimant.
One dude named Korach challenged moses, so him, his friends, his friends families, were "swallowed by the earth" i.e, buried alive.

... Religion = Bible!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby R2F! on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:51 pm

i have sex with sheep.

take that BIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby thelastpirate on Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:23 pm

The holy scribe wrote:
Elvalia wrote:
The holy scribe wrote:
No, I couldnt disagree more. It should be in the Fiction section.
There is nothing humorous about babies being slaughtered, and thousands of people being murdered via burying alive.
You have no heart.

...?

Religion =/= babies being slaughtered, and thousands of people being murdered via burying alive...


Happens all throughout the bible.
Especially the old testimant.
One dude named Korach challenged moses, so him, his friends, his friends families, were "swallowed by the earth" i.e, buried alive.


Right. You do know that our sacred text IS NOT the christian bible?
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby 3lke on Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:39 pm

signed :fsm_float:
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:13 pm

I hope you all realize that removing it from the humor section we as a group and the book itself will be even less known.

how many people do you know who browse the humor section in the bokstore and compare it to that of the religion section and you will find that a much smaller group browses religion compared to humor.
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby R2F! on Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:06 pm

sex with sheep baby
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby DaveL on Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:55 pm

Meaning?...
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Re: Avast ye swabs! Sign the petition!

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:07 pm

Signed the petition. May Barnes and Noble be forever Touched by His Noodly Appendage. :worship: :fsm:
There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.
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