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Re: Illogical People

Postby Erithal on Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:47 pm

RenaissanceMan wrote:For the life of Darwin, I can't imagine how those Luddites come up with their illogical nonsense.

They start with the Fallacy of the Argument From Authority. How jejune of those little people.
Only we Pastafarians have the intellectual capacity to evaluate truth and come to the proper conclusion.
We and we alone are omniplentious. Everyone who is anyone knows that.
Since we are intellectually superior, we must always therefore be right.
All biologists, except for Homer the Gomer, in Bumfornicate, Arkansas, believes in evolution and Pastafarianism, so that pretty much settles it.

Okay then, to continue on with my brilliant synopsylogism.

Then these "people" continue with their Argument From Incredulity. Can you imagine!
Obviously they do not realize the superiority of the Argument From Infinite Simplicity.
Hey, it's there, and it just made itself. Deal with it, will ya!
Nothing made everything. What could be more scientifical.
Energy made itself. Matter made itself. The universe(s) made itself/themselves.

Okay, okay, like Pastafarians everywhere, I'm taken aback with myself. It's a real hoot to wax
like totally smart, as we all are, as we all do. Doobie doobie doo.

Where was I? Oh yes, dressing down those Homer Gomers, far, far beneath us all.

Man do they Quote Mine. Whew. How bad, bad, bad of them.
See, when a Pizzafarian selects quotes to back up our agenda of nothingness and fish skeletons, it's well done.
It's justifiable, elegant, smart, and all that.
But when THOSE GUYS pick quotes from our side, well that's illegal. We have standards for them, and not for our own bad selves.

Exemptification is the purview only of the most inty of intylectuals, being us.

Finally, I close with a reminder of Our Total Condescentive Arrogance.

We're smart. We know it. We said it. And that settles it.

Case closed. Now if only there were a hell for those ignorant, illogical people.


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Do you proofread what you write, or is logorrhea just your thang?
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Re: Illogical People

Postby RenaissanceMan on Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:29 pm

Spector567 wrote:This is an internet site amung (SIC) thousands. Thoes (SIC) who are hurt or offended some how found this site, searched it up and visited, than decided to read more. If they are hurt than they knowling (SIC) searched us out to be hurt.

If there mind was changed, as much as his noodlyness is great I suspect that there hold on what ever else they believed in wasn't that strong or was only for show to start with.

Also, opions vary on what you mean by being hurt. I will say it again. You yourself decided that being un-religious means being hurt and appartly (SIC) inadiquate. Many many others feel differntly. (SIC) Many here do not need to feel choosen (SIC) or special. (is that not being humble).

As for the strong negative religeous (SIC) notions often portraid (SIC) here. Have you ever considered that the continual harrasment (SIC) and hate mail recieved (SIC) by this site tell us that we are going to hell with poorly spelt (SIC) and running away anymously (SIC) might create an adverse reaction. Throwing stones at someone just means they will pick up there (SIC) own stones.


Eggs Sackly! Well spokened indeed, atheist friend. Yores is brillyuntly saided spokenly. Thanks to the socialist teechers what done teeched spector567 his atheistical intellectualisum. If you are a xtian, you or dumb, dumb, dumb, not smart like spector567 is.... smart....
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Re: Illogical People

Postby thelastpirate on Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:42 pm

Where does spector 567 say that he's an atheist or a socialist? Or are you assuming those things?
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Re: Illogical People

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:41 pm

Well speaking of ill-logic (<-- that was intentional), one of my neighbors has decided to keep his daughter away from mine because i'm an atheist and he's a fundie. I'll let my daughter play with any to the neighborhood kids regardless of belief or skin color, but I'M the bad one?! He's made his daughter VERY unhappy and I'M a jerk?! Making your own children suffer over something like this is illogical, stupid and cruel. Ass.
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Re: Illogical People

Postby RenaissanceMan on Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:04 pm

thelastpirate wrote:Where does spector 567 say that he's an atheist or a socialist? Or are you assuming those things?


:::: gasp:::: You mean... spector is a.... fundie? A Neocon?


Oh Darwin! I didn't know you let such imbeciles into this exclusive club.
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Re: Illogical People

Postby Elvalia on Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:46 pm

RenaissanceMan wrote:
thelastpirate wrote:Where does spector 567 say that he's an atheist or a socialist? Or are you assuming those things?


:::: gasp:::: You mean... spector is a.... fundie? A Neocon?


Oh Darwin! I didn't know you let such imbeciles into this exclusive club.

And by that, do you mean "Yes TLP, I am assuming"? Your sarcasm, though amusing, did not answer the question.
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Re: Illogical People

Postby Edd on Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:47 pm

RenaissanceMan wrote:
thelastpirate wrote:Where does spector 567 say that he's an atheist or a socialist? Or are you assuming those things?


:::: gasp:::: You mean... spector is a.... fundie? A Neocon?


Oh Darwin! I didn't know you let such imbeciles into this exclusive club.

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Re: Illogical People

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:01 pm

One thing that i can't stand is when i show someone that their logic is flawed (or that they're just plain wrong) and they still hold onto an incorrect idea. Example: "Rogerian client-centered therapy" (RCT) has been shown time and time again to be inferior to Conitive therapy, behavioral therapy and a combination of the two (CBT), yet 2 teachers at the university that i graduated from insist that their brand of therapy (RCT) should be the focus of a graduate level (MA) program! They have FLAT OUT said that they will interfere with the implementation of the clinical neuropsych (PhD) program unless they get their way! They're holding onto poor ideas in the face of contradictory evidence and using their positions to endanger a valuable addition to the university! *ssh*l*s.
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Re: Illogical People

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Looks like another person has defiled the forums with their fancy speakin's o' hating us. Silly person.
There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.
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