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THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby The holy scribe on Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:00 pm

I'm assuming that your not actually making one.
Because I was considering opening up a Church where I live. I have a building I pay no rent on, that I have no idea what to do with.
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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby BumbleBee on Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:32 pm

Maybe this could work???
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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:14 am

The FSM would only prefer that you don't build a multi-million dollar churches, so I think you're in the clear. I say go for it.
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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby codered on Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:32 pm

Where would this be? I would love to see it.
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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby cjohnson on Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:39 pm

I think that is a fabulous idea.

I am a school teacher and was looking for some interesting ideas for my World Religions unit. After reading The God Delusion by Dawkins I learned of your fascinating deity. I think this deserves a place among the other world religions we will study this year. THANKS!!
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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:15 pm

cjohnson wrote:I think that is a fabulous idea.

I am a school teacher and was looking for some interesting ideas for my World Religions unit. After reading The God Delusion by Dawkins I learned of your fascinating deity. I think this deserves a place among the other world religions we will study this year. THANKS!!


Aloha, cjohnson, & welcome aboard..yup, not only do we gots a "fascinating deity", but he be tasty an' nutritious, too! & the lax moral standards are the icing on the cake (to not just mix, but positively frappe, metaphors.. :D )
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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby Gethsemane on Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:10 am

Just to make sure you don't make a fatal error, I hope you weren't planning on making an FSM church on a Friday. According to Him, we should relax and take it easy on a Friday, as it is the holiest of days...

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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:16 pm

If you open a church, be sure to tell us all where to find it. I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say that we would all be happy to come and praise Him with you.
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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:45 pm

Oh, and be sure it has a kitchen, 'cause any FSM worship service has got to include eating large quantities of pasta!
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Re: THe voyaging pirate ship church

Postby Elvalia on Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:01 pm

Yes, and I'm sure that no one would object to an old-fashioned Maritime kitchen party!
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