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Re: Zombies

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:12 pm

S'presso wrote:wouldn't they simply redistribute themselves into a pile of goo?
Delicious goo, but not quite noodley.


lol, true.
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Re: Zombies

Postby BordusiusIV on Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:40 pm

S'presso wrote:It's more fun on the other side.


The same as any religous person from the 12th century thought about cars and DVD players i guess...
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Re: Zombies

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:54 pm

Recipe for Brain Ravioli.
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Re: Zombies

Postby S'presso on Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:38 pm

Hm...
Holy food for the undead.

Sounds like a good cook book.

Step one: Find human consuming Pasta
Step Two: BRAAIINNNSS

or is it human-consuming? [Hyphens are your friends]
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Re: Zombies

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:26 pm

Human-consuming pasta would be pasta that ate humans.

Hmmm...

Zombie pasta?
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Re: Zombies

Postby S'presso on Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:00 pm

Exactly.
Now presenting: Mass produced Zombie-holy food!

Pasta that ate people for you!
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Re: Zombies

Postby seabee on Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:50 am

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Do drunken zombies stagger even more? Can brainless zombies even get drunk? Where can I get some brain-flavored beer?


A drunken zombie probably walks perfectly straight and upright.

And in any case, it is worth noting that lacking the presence of rotting flesh, there is no discernible difference between a staggering zombie and a drunken cannibal with serious munchies.

Just be aware of what you're aiming at, folks. There are some serious moral issues involved in shotgun blasting a non-zombie, even if it is a people-eater.
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Re: Zombies

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:42 am

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Do drunken zombies stagger even more?

The lack of balance experienced in drunkeness is due to the viscous liquid in the vestibular system (the semi-circular canals of the middle ear) being thinned by the alcohol. The little hairs (cilia) that sense movement in the liquid get all confused because they are waving about all over the place in the thinner liquid, hence dizziness.

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Can brainless zombies even get drunk?

Yes. Fans of Glasgow Rangers Football Club are often seen drunk.

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Where can I get some brain-flavored beer?

Here's some Brains Beers for you.
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Re: Zombies

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:27 pm

Zombies taste very nice. :fsm_rock:
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