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Postby Apocalypse223 on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:37 pm

How does our creator feel about zombies?
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Re: Zombies

Postby S'presso on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:07 pm

It's more fun on the other side.
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Re: Zombies

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:08 pm

BRAAAINSsssss
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Re: Zombies

Postby Elvalia on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:12 pm

^^Yummy.^^
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Re: Zombies

Postby Xi the Tolerant on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:20 pm

Brains.... Flesh.... Pasta....

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Re: Zombies

Postby S'presso on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:21 pm

Brain pasta!
There could be a whole new culinary side to zombie feed that has never been explored before!
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Re: Zombies

Postby Robbobrob on Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:58 pm

S'presso wrote:Brain pasta!
There could be a whole new culinary side to zombie feed that has never been explored before!



I remember as a kid doing the "stick your hand in this box" thing, and being told the cold spaghetti was brains......I think people even then were subconsciously aware of the mental powers of the FSM. So, Zombies are a metaphor for our desire to consume our Noodly Lord and be one with him. Until we get our "brains" we are nothing more than "zombies".

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Re: Zombies

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:19 pm

I for one will be keeping my long scaffolding pole close to hand (according to The Zombie Survival Guide, it makes quite a good weapon for defending oneself against the risen dead).

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Re: Zombies

Postby S'presso on Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:15 pm

Robbobrob wrote:
S'presso wrote:Brain pasta!
There could be a whole new culinary side to zombie feed that has never been explored before!



I remember as a kid doing the "stick your hand in this box" thing, and being told the cold spaghetti was brains......I think people even then were subconsciously aware of the mental powers of the FSM. So, Zombies are a metaphor for our desire to consume our Noodly Lord and be one with him. Until we get our "brains" we are nothing more than "zombies".

[/end moment of lucidity]


Well, if we're going to channel our inner haunted houses, the possibilities are endless!

Brain Jell-o
Brain sauce (various innards as pasta?)
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Re: Zombies

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:18 am

Do zombies go to heaven?
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Re: Zombies

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:17 pm

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Do zombies go to heaven?

The xian heaven or our heaven?

They wouldn't want to go to the xian heaven, because there are no brains to be found there. Maybe our beer volcano could dispense brain-flavored beer. That might make them happy!
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Re: Zombies

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:10 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:Maybe our beer volcano could dispense brain-flavored beer. That might make them happy!


lol. That raises even more questions tho. Do drunken zombies stagger even more? Can brainless zombies even get drunk? Where can I get some brain-flavored beer?
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Re: Zombies

Postby S'presso on Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:12 pm

Perhaps drunken zombies stagger less?
And really, they're on zombohol?
...brain flavoured beer... hmm...
Brain flavoured pasta?!
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Re: Zombies

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:35 pm

Or pasta made out of brains...
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Re: Zombies

Postby S'presso on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:02 pm

wouldn't they simply redistribute themselves into a pile of goo?
Delicious goo, but not quite noodley.
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