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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:48 am

I want to make a complaint!
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Julius Aurora on Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:57 am

:facepalm:
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2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:22 am

The original post was a silly thing anyway. Admittedly this person was able to hold a conversation and could almost spell (even if they did have an odd understanding of where English came from :lol: ) but it was still a silly thing.

I preferred Moe Sunkist, that was amusing levels of ignorance. He thought that the Irish converted to Catholicism to 'spite the English' :confused:
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:35 am

You can have Mo Sunkist when you finish what is in your glass.
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:42 am

TwistedSister wrote:You can have Mo Sunkist when you finish what is in your glass.


:lol:

Well, as Moe only made 14 posts, it is pretty easy to read them all for a giggle!
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:40 pm

This thread really has taken a 180 from it's original topic, but i figure "What the heck?" Still fun to watch them fall apart!!
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby tris on Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:31 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote: Well, as Moe only made 14 posts, it is pretty easy to read them all for a giggle!
I missed out on the pentecostal manifestation of Moe SK the Sun Kissed Sunshine Kid when he unexpectedly deigned to descend upon us from his lofty intellectual eyrie in the clouds of Christianland. The guy was evidently totally off his rocker (and totally ungrammatical to boot)!
This post of his is a gem (my comments and his mistakes and choice wierdnesses in bold):
Sunshine Moe wrote: As for the issue of hypocrisy i have this to say: Jesus Christ, a man that can be proven exists as much as any other man back in the day, was crucified. And during his life, He spent it believing He was the Son of the heavenly God, and performed miracles in His name. (what the frig has that got to do with hypocrisy !?) This lead me to three choices.
1.) He is a crazy man who didnt know anything and was probly dropped on His head as a babe. Looks like Moe isn't as daft as he seems! :haha:
2.) He is a liar who wanted to become famous fro being the King of the Jews.
3.) He was the Messiah, the Son of God, the Redeemer of Man.
I cannot believe the first to be true, because of the miracles professed by those around Him, and that He would inspire so many to follow in His footsteps to death 2000 years later. Oppps! Looks like I spoke too soon! :haha:
The second could very well be plausible, except for [b](Uh oh! here it comes! Hang on to your hats!.....) why [/b]would this man go through the most humiliating and painful death. Would He really be willing to go that far to be famous? You cant be receive that type of fame and recognition if you are dead. Oh and not once did he claim to be lying upon the cross. :confused:
So that leaves door number three. This to me was a big help in understanding my faith when i was struggling. I can see where everyone gets there point across, on how it takes the same amount of faith to believe in a flying blob of noodles, but is it really. :confused: Most things i have read on here have been jokes, jokes on God and Jesus, jokes on even your FSM. So much for your faith.
God bless. I love you, and in Jesus's perfect name i pray for you,
your humble servant Moe.

WOW! Talk about non-sequiturs! I guess we need these freaks coming on here to remind us of why we arent Christians stumbling desperately in the intellectual outer darkness and confusion, clutching at the straws of dogmatic certainties and kidding ourselves that we've discovered some kind of cosmic truth! Poor misguided lambs... I feel tenderly sorry for them in their pathetic pretence of sincerity and professions of universal love... ahhhh! :cutely simpering FSM emote:
May the great FSM gently open their eyes and lead them with his softly billowing tentacles towards His shining truth!
Scott the Pirate wrote:This thread really has taken a 180 from it's original topic, but i figure "What the heck?" Still fun to watch them fall apart!!
Actually I think "humble servant" Moe's wierdness is a perfectly logical compliment to the ravings of Swickstrum... they are both very much part of a long and rather sad tradition of benighted religious mental deviation and the road to hell being paved with good intentions!
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby NoodlyAppendage on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:59 pm

Not even going there.
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Angry_Santa on Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:45 am

Hmm so i either accept that a easily scientifically observable occurance (evoltuion) took place over many many years and slowly formed us into the starbucks drinking, dorrito eating humans we are....OR i accept that god is in fact barbra eden and everything can be explained away by the sfx *POOF*.



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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:18 pm

Go with the "Goddidit" option....Less thinking.
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby KMill on Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:32 am

Scott the Pirate wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:That's not on you, that's on a plate. :lech:


Damn you for beating me to that, ET!

:grin:


And I still haven't revised that photo...

:lech:

but this is a thread entitled "A question from a Christian"... we'll have to start a new thread - "requests from a pastafarian". Elvalia?

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Well, as Moe only made 14 posts, it is pretty easy to read them all for a giggle!


Wish I had been here for this...

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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:12 am

The things you miss out on when you have a life...
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:54 am

I wish… :bummer:
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:04 am

Do you think we have an image problem? Are we not marketing ourselves right? We haven't had a decent troll show up here since Renaissance Man came back in disguise (I tried to search for him, but he's been airbrushed out of history). Do we need to get out there and insult some more people in His name (pbuh)?
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:12 am

I think that the stringent demands here (well, not stringent really… :evilgrin: ) that new people should make a 'first post' in a particular thread which has to be accepted before they can post elsewhere is straining the brain cell of potential trolls. :whistle:

Arceus had a thought about this. If a new person makes a trolling post in the introduction thread why not move it to a troll thread where we can have fun? The troll's account could be restricted to that one thread which would be easy to ignore for those members here who would prefer to avoid controversy; yes, you; at the back there… no? No one? OK, so we could all have fun with captive trolls!
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