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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby bacon on Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:55 am

KMill wrote:
Charlie wrote:And Julius, I'll quote scripture with you: Man shall not live on bread alone. Man, I hate bread. Bread, the bane of existence! Why do you taunt me so!


Then we'll let you eat cake.

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i rather have pie - can i have pie? :idiot:
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby KMill on Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:24 pm

You can have a pie if you want... what kind of a pie? A pie with 24 blackbirds?
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:25 pm

Rhubarb and lamb. MMMMMMM!

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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:01 pm

TwistedSister wrote:It's true DB about the religious members, I believe that there also a few who worship Satan. :paranoid:

Are you one of them? :paranoid: Just realised I never asked.
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:13 pm

bacon wrote:
KMill wrote:
Charlie wrote:And Julius, I'll quote scripture with you: Man shall not live on bread alone. Man, I hate bread. Bread, the bane of existence! Why do you taunt me so!


Then we'll let you eat cake.

:wink:


i rather have pie - can i have pie? :idiot:

How about some lovely cake pie?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby KMill on Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:26 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:How about some lovely cake pie?


Here, have a piece on me:

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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:03 pm

That's not on you, that's on a plate. :lech:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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-- Philip K Dick

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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:53 am

daftbeaker wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:It's true DB about the religious members, I believe that there also a few who worship Satan. :paranoid:

Are you one of them? :paranoid: Just realised I never asked.

Nope not me, but I'm sure there has to be someone who does.
Of course, I've been known to be wrong in the past. :shrug:
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:24 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:That's not on you, that's on a plate. :lech:


Damn you for beating me to that, ET!

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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:28 pm

I may be old, but I'm not that old yet!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:30 pm

So where's the revised pic there KMill?
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby Dudeman55556 on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:34 pm

This thread has gotten so far away from the original topic that it hurts.


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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:39 pm

oooooh, pretty crab.
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby bacon on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:49 pm

speaking of crabs ^ (cough . . . cough)
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Re: A Question from a Christian

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:51 pm

I will ignore that comment.

See? I'm ignoring it.
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