KMill wrote:Charlie wrote:And Julius, I'll quote scripture with you: Man shall not live on bread alone. Man, I hate bread. Bread, the bane of existence! Why do you taunt me so!
Then we'll let you eat cake.
i rather have pie - can i have pie?
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by bacon on Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:55 am
i rather have pie - can i have pie?
Get your bake on.
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by KMill on Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:24 pm
You can have a pie if you want... what kind of a pie? A pie with 24 blackbirds?
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:25 pm
Rhubarb and lamb. MMMMMMM!
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by daftbeaker on Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:01 pm
TwistedSister wrote:It's true DB about the religious members, I believe that there also a few who worship Satan.
Are you one of them?
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:13 pm
bacon wrote:KMill wrote:Charlie wrote:And Julius, I'll quote scripture with you: Man shall not live on bread alone. Man, I hate bread. Bread, the bane of existence! Why do you taunt me so!
Then we'll let you eat cake.
i rather have pie - can i have pie?
How about some lovely cake pie?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by KMill on Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:26 pm
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:How about some lovely cake pie?
Here, have a piece on me:
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:03 pm
That's not on you, that's on a plate. 
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by TwistedSister on Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:53 am
daftbeaker wrote:TwistedSister wrote:It's true DB about the religious members, I believe that there also a few who worship Satan.
Are you one of them?
Nope not me, but I'm sure there has to be someone who does.
Of course, I've been known to be wrong in the past.
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Scott the Pirate on Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:24 pm
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:That's not on you, that's on a plate.
Damn you for beating me to that, ET!
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:28 pm
I may be old, but I'm not that old yet!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Scott the Pirate on Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:30 pm
So where's the revised pic there KMill?
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Dudeman55556 on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:34 pm
This thread has gotten so far away from the original topic that it hurts.
Look! It's a hermit crab:
Look! It's a hermit crab:
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by TwistedSister on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:39 pm
oooooh, pretty crab.
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by bacon on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:49 pm
speaking of crabs ^ (cough . . . cough)
Get your bake on.
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by TwistedSister on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:51 pm
I will ignore that comment.
See? I'm ignoring it.
See? I'm ignoring it.
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