http://www.venganza.org Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:44:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I hadn’t even heard of this religion until my teacher mentioned it. I didn’t believe him until I looked it up. I’ve heard about weird alien religions and knew people believed in them, but this? I thought it was a joke. I read your ‘evidence’ and frankly, that wasn’t evidence. ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/06/i-hadnt-even-heard-of-this-religion/ Back in May in the closing days of school, the Astronomy teacher at our school, aka Johnson, had his final for his class be to paint a ceiling tile of different galaxies, constellations, or anything Astronomical. Myself, who already took the class but had Johnson for 3 other hours, decided ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/01/ceiling-tile-evangelism/ Please keep sending me your photos, I'll post them here. Kyle and his Pirate Fish pumpkin Billy's pumpkin Domenico's pumpkin Jeff's pumpkin Kevin and his pumpkin Kevin's pumpkin, close-up Mark's pumpkin Mike's pumpkin Mike A's pumpkin Richard's pumpkin Timothy's pumpkin. Troy's pumpkin Dana's costume My Halloween costume this year was a roaring success! Walking from unenlightened home to home, I did my pastafarian duty ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/01/halloween-roundup/ This was sent in response to pastafarian responses from earlier hatemail/concerned criticism post. Ok, here’s the thing. You set up a website with a place for responses. Your website takes a clearly mocking tone toward religion in general. You gather a bunch of members who agree with you and assert ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/30/ok-heres-the-thing/ Last June I attended my daughter's college graduation ceremony and I was touched to see that the great FSM was also present. He was hidden within an abstract poster hanging above and behind the stage where the graduates were receiving their diplomas. Notice his noodly appendages reaching down to touch ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/29/graduation-sighting/ Pastafarian Kim's Pirate-Fish pumpkin. I like it. http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/27/kims-pumpkin/ Our Deity has chosen to appear on my key ring! You can imagine I feel really Touched. Ramen, Theo http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/26/keychain/ This is just........wow. This is dumber then Budha. You know how hard that is? asshole. While I agree that pirates rule, I also agree FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!. Sorry. Random thought. I have them somtimes. Anyway, this kinda sucks. Like, I know people who worship some pretty fucking stupid things (i.e. Jesus, ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/23/this-is-just-wow/ Full Size | 8.5x11 PDF As an artist and a Pastafarian, I deemed it necessary to heed the calling of his noodliness and commence work to bring His glory to the two dimensional surface. And I have used the principles of composition, of values, of line, and chromas, and ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/20/amazing-painting/ THIS IS BULLSHIT THIS PUT ME OFF BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WORSHIP SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT. WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR HEADS. SERIOUSLY SORT YOURSELFS OUT. ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/ [caption id="attachment_2593" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption="James Wharram Pahi 63"][/caption] What do you guys think of something like this for the FSM voyaging church? I will tell you a few reasons it appeals to me. It's something we can build together. We can start right away. We have enough money ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/15/pirate-boat-feedback-please/ [caption id="attachment_2584" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption="Probably my favorite FSM pumpkin"][/caption] Halloween is coming up in a few short weeks. Please send me photos of your FSM pumpkins, FSM costumes and any sightings of Pastafarian Missionaries or Saucy Wenches you come across. The photo above and photos below are some highlights ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/14/halloween-2009-preview/ This figure in Japan is called "フラスパ(fura-supa)". Dogū (土偶, "clay idol/figurine") are small humanoid and animal figurines made during the late Jōmon period (14,000 BC to 400 BC) of prehistoric Japan. This one clearly resembles the FSM. RAMEN tomomi tanaka http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/14/hello-from-japan/ We're working hard at spreading the message of the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster throughout Mexico and Latin America. You might know that the Virgin of Guadalupe is the holiest figure of the Mexican catholic religion - but things have changed. Now we know that the FSM is also present ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/13/mexico-sighting/ My own personal tribute to his Holy Noodeliness RAmen, -Emma http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/09/fsm-painting-2/ Pastafarian Marissa spotted these Pirate Fish (almost) ice trays available from DealExtreme (link). Price: $3.89, free shipping. http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/07/pirate-fish-ice-cubes/ I have attached two pictures from our 2nd wedding anniversary this evening. My parents had a candle custom made for our anniversary. Also, their best friend, who has taken up Pastafarism, made the laser cut FSM symbol. To top it off, my wife made a spaghetti dinner ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/05/fsm-wedding-anniversary/ The village called, they want the dumb fuck back. You and your rediculous religion that involves a flying spaghetti monster is freaking retarded. did you smoke some seriously strong dope, possibly eat some shrooms you thought we're candy? I have to say i've met alot of stupid people with ... http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/ Team FSM on Kiva now has 959 members and has raised over $115k. Well done, everybody! http://www.venganza.org/2009/09/30/kiva-update-930/ One day i was taking a nice, long, hot bath. I laid down to rinse out my hair and happened to stare up at the ceiling and there He was! I'm thinking of cleaning Him off with a papertowel then selling it on ebay. ~Alix http://www.venganza.org/2009/09/29/stain-looks-like-the-fsm/