If that doesn’t explain Duel-Appendage-Ball-To-Meat-Inspiration then I don’t know what will. You can only use so much scientific method until it gets old and moldy. It’s long past time to move beyond the outdated “theories” of evolution and fully embrace the enlightened Noodle.

Until we can expand our hearts and minds towards His Royal Marinara, the human race will forever be doomed to be slaves to the Evolutionistas. I fear for our children’s future without the teaching of His Holy Gravity Immune Monster of Pure Creation and Deliciousness. May he lead the pirates through the land of ninjas forever and ever,

Fly free dear Lord
Fly free and satisfy my soul
Fly free to enlighten us all
Fly free and taste well with garlic.

A’men

Our children must see both the noodle and the meatball in order to find their way. You certainly shouldn’t study ID without FSM. I also would like to suggest that teachers who are to speak the words of the gospel should do so in a respectable way, by dressing as either the pope, a priest or nun while teaching ID (out of respect of course) and then to dress as a pirate while teaching FSM theory as not to offend the Pastafarians. When speaking any words of the gospel of the FSM, they should of course do that in pirate-speak, to do so any other way, would be offensive.

Of course when discussing global warming in science class, both the scientific theory presented by Al Gore in “An Inconvenient Truth”, AND the MP (missing pirate) theory of global warming should be taught side by side as well (if there is equally compelling evidence in the ID texts that there is an alternate theory specifically directed at global warming in ID, that should of course be allowed equal time).

thank you for the link.

Unfortunately, when I searched the site I could find no reference to pasta nor spaghetti. What am I missing?

Ramen

As a fundamental agnostic my response to most questions relating to the source of everything tends to be “how the f**k should I know?” as it seems to me that whatever begot the universe and all that has its being therein must be seriously beyond the ability of our tiny minds in their present condition to comprehend.

In the past man has used symbols to represent the inconceivable, and while this has many advantages, the ability of dumb humans to misinterpret these symbols is truly wondrous to behold.

Take Christianity for instance, we are told that the Son of God came down to tell us what its all about, and his sayings were faithfully recorded by his disciples. So what did we do? Nailed him to a cross to die in agony is what we did. Not exactly our finest hour as the human race, I would have thought. So how do we deal with this blunder? Make a cult of it, apparently, by putting sculptures and paintings of the execution all over the places of worship while completely ignoring his actual teachings, like love your neighbours and such. I must have missed the sub-clause about “unless they have oil, or anything else that will keep the quarterly figures up, in which case it’s Ok to slaughter them by the million”

I would also have thought that a hint of apology would be in order, and some kind of expression of intent to mend our ways, but nothing like this seems to be forthcoming from our elected leaders, who despite paying lip service to Christianity to keep the Fundies voting for them, seem to be letting nothing stand in the way of their quest for personal enrichment and power. Not international law, not the future of the planet, let alone any concepts of decency or justice.

One thing that you people have got right is the pleasure principle. The more you evolve the better life gets. The more aware you are the more fun you can have. Misery is for the deluded and enslaved and completely misses the point of having physical bodies. Use your minds and your senses folks.

I was taught how to make a bolognese sauce by an Italian chef when I was at college and have been refining it ever since. It has been highly praised.