Comments on: Academic Endorsements - page 2

By: nick

nick — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:13:25 +0000

I just wonder what is going to happen if a school actually accepts the inclusion of FSMism inits curricula along with ID, who the hell is going to teach it, jaja. It would be totally contradictory.

Gloria to the AlTomighty.

By: WelshRarePasta

WelshRarePasta — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:28:42 +0000

These scientific endorsements have led me to one inescapable conclusion: our scientists have a tenuous grasp, at best, of spelling, semantics, and grammar.

I propose that all science classes in the U.S. Public School system teach the finer points of rhetoric and self-expression in addition to Evolutionary Theory, ID, and ID-FSM.

These classes should be held over a dinner of Pasta (determined, of course, according to the preferences of the local school board), accompanied by beverage of your choice, followed by toasts.

By: monstamamma

monstamamma — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:27:33 +0000

FSM had been a rock to me and my family,
In times of need I have called upon the great power of the noodlemeister and our calls have been answered.
There have been moments when my faith was questioned, I am gluten intolerant but my faith in FSM and his squiggly ways gave me the alternative I needed…
corn and rice spaghetti..
Seek and ye shall unravel…. kneed and the world of noodle shall be revealed.
Exult the merciful wiggling savior.
I need no proof but my belief.

By: David

David — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:24:31 +0000

D’omg
I liek horizontal stripes.

By: shawn

shawn — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:50:28 +0000

is there realy any info on who he created the world because im doing a school report on this topic an its about the origin of earth an i need more info

By: alex :)

alex :) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:15:48 +0000

i am a PASTAFARIANNNN!
:D

and whatever to alll our haterzzzz:)

all hail FSM!

By: Tar

Tar — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:03:11 +0000

Explain why this Academic Endorsements have more hatred than the first one.
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On my moral standars, I always believed all religion must be treated equally, and FSMism now gets my respect as such. It is equal to Christianity, Islamic, Judaism, Hinduism, and Buddhism as such.
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But when it comes to my opinions, I like FSM better for its good sense of humor, and the relief that the next supporter you talk to have better intelligence and tolerance than several common religions I know.
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I shall reach the stance of PhD in my near future, and add my name in this list.

By: i am dave

i am dave — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:39:04 +0000

Just a quick note - I ATE YOUR GOD. I would say I am sorry, but he tasted sooooo damn good. Ps. the Marx theory related hypothesis is a load of bollocks, in my opinion, it is more related to atheism, as the flying spaghetti monster surely must exist in a communal state of conciseness. LOL

By: Pastafarian x

Pastafarian x — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:47:08 +0000

the fsm is awesome.
i find it really amusing that some christians say we’re gonna go to hell & that
when they don’t even have proof that the christian hell exists.
they get waaay too worked up about it i think.
we have much better evidence.
less pirates cause global warming.
obviously :P

By: FSM Hat

FSM Hat — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:14:50 +0000

[…] Disclaimer: I am a cited supporter of the FSM agenda, as you can see on this page. […]

By: Dodie

Dodie — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:36:19 +0000

THe Church is ready for another schism. Because all sphagetti are not cooked equal, like in the Far East. And why don’t we have a hell? we should start endorsing one. To put the fear of the FSM into believers hearts. Its part of The Formula.

By: ...

... — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:19:00 +0000

Well… I think the FSM could actually be god, i mean the bible has no real evidence, This religion would be awsome to join.

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:10:36 +0000

@Tex Shelters Dec 30th, 2007 at 12:48 am
Nice (:))
…but you forgot to bless us all to Hell :p

By: Repmuht

Repmuht — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:38:33 +0000

@Tex
“The Bible doesn’t use humor” I beg to differ. You’ve obviously never read Bel and the Dragon.

By: I love eruptions in heaven

I love eruptions in heaven — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 19:44:34 +0000

Nice attempt Tex, but next time instert more spelling mistakes to make it move convincing.

By: Gorilla The Hun

Gorilla The Hun — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:22:53 +0000

@Neal
What the hell are you talking about?

By: Tex Shelters

Tex Shelters — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:48:29 +0000

I can’t stand it when somebody makes up a pseudo-religion to control the people when Christianity will do. How dare you use humor! True Christian don’t have a sense of humor and it’s just a blaspheme to laugh at stuff. The Bible doesn’t use humor, and neither should you! Since so many people say the Bible is the word of God, it is. How many Priest, Ministers, and holy men have said that FSM is the word of God? None! Therefore it’s just totally crazy and f@#*ed up! (I get to swear and insult you because I’m a Christian, so F@$# off!) Scoffing at people because they think differently than you should be left up to Christians, especially evangelicals. Get off our turf or our God will kick your FSM’s meatballs! Pirates are the creation of the Devil, and so are you!!

Yours,
Tex Shelters

By: Munk

Munk — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:26:57 +0000

Rylore,
while i have to admit that im not well versed in the subject, i have read that quantum electrodymanics really explains how atoms are held together. i believe the study of QED may be fairly limitied due to its complexity and youth in the science field, but that seems to explain the dynamics of such things as electrons, neutrons, protons, quarks, gluons, and various other parts of the atom. also, you might wanna look into Quantum Chromodynamics, that deals alot with atoms also.

By: Munk

Munk — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:12:56 +0000

im feel im being pulled into this concept, the only question i have is, does cheese have any merit or importance?

By: Ron Craven

Ron Craven — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:23:03 +0000

But… I just wonder, what happened to FSM’s brother, GPL (the Giant Piece of Lasagne)? Did Jesus already eat Him?

Seriously, while reading these stories, I reckon we would be better off if we didn’t ever get down from the trees. Ramen.