Comments on: Academic Endorsements - page 1

By: Clemente

Clemente — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:25:55 +0000

The most basic evidence that FSM is the ultimate controller is how is among us. But how?, you may ask. Well, physicists are developing string theory, one which basically says that according to formulas of electromagnetism and gravity only make sense in a world of 10 dimensions. Apparently these other 7 dimensions are so small, that inside atoms, inside protons, inside quarks, there’s tiny strings of electromagnetically and gravitly charged forces that move like spaghetti: just as the big lord himself. So inside every atom, and subsequently everything, theres millions of little FSM that control every aspect of physics, nature and life at his own will.

By: VonUlmer

VonUlmer — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:50:43 +0000

FSM is dead; that is why you can’t feel it’s tendley hands pushing down on you. It’s false to assume that it’s because there are more people and more tall people. Tall people eat more animals, and so there are less animals to be touched, so that means there should be more people that can be touched. Instead I feel the FSMs cold dried out hands like a tree branch on my cornea…. Because FSM is dead.

By: Fenwick

Fenwick — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:33:08 +0000

PATAFARIAN EUCHARIST = PASTAFARIAN EUCHARIST. I should know better than to write after midnight after drinking. That’s a FACK!

By: Fenwick

Fenwick — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:19:31 +0000

Wench Nikkiee, you have converted me to Pastafarianism through your sucinct, loving messages. Can I now celebrate communion by consuming a plate of consecrated spaghetti and meatballs with a glass of Chianti? If I do, will the the Sacramental Elements be transubstantiated to the body and blood of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in my stomach? May I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on the Host, or would that make it less sacred? Please advise me of how to conduct a Patafarian Eucharist. Do I need to dress as a pirate? This is all so new to me!

By: lettor

lettor — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:41:28 +0000

Funny how people like AKJ don’t get what this is all about…

I have often thought of ID and how to approach it, and I think the FSM gives the answer. When argueing with someone who believes in the ID theory, I will now always tell them about the FSM, and how likely this theory is to be correct ;)

Cheers to the one who found out about the FSM, and forgive me for my ignorance

By: Alejandro

Alejandro — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:59:35 +0000

I was Atheist for a long long time, then I become Secular Humanist. I always believe in the creation of energy from the void and the creation from nothing, but then the FSM touched my soul, and now I see clear, that it was Him, that clouded my judgment with those extrange ideas…
RAmen brothers.

By: umannfunk44

umannfunk44 — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:08:28 +0000

just kidding
my schools way to lame to do something that cool

By: umannfunk44

umannfunk44 — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:07:21 +0000

i am an eith grader in pennsylvania and would like to see this taught in my school

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:14:46 +0000

Fenwick Jun 21st, 2008 at 1:11 am
“Only my True God”
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Trade Marked?

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:11:33 +0000

Ahh….Fenwick
Thought it might be you!
The tone dear….the tone.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:31:44 +0000

I think it’s despicable that you people would waste so much time and energy on this site when it’s obvious FSMism is only slightly more believable than the already established world religions.

By: Fenwick

Fenwick — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:11:19 +0000

I have tried to warn you who worship this false god, The FSM. Only my True God, the Intelligent Creator of All Heavens and Earth, has the power to offer you salvation through the Grace of His Son, Jesus Christ. At Communion, we True Christians consume the Flesh and Blood of our Divine Savior; eating a plate of spaghetti and meatballs does not confer on you eternal life (but it sure tastes good with a slice of garlic bread and a glass of cheap red wine). Maybe we Baptists could attract more converts if we served sphagetti and vino instead of Welches grape juice and dry crackers at communion. Just a heretical thought, God forgive me.

By: damen regan

damen regan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:34:31 +0000

haha. as a fun loving guy i find this amusing. as a christian my only prayer is that people do not put their eternal life at stake for this. people believe what they will, i respect that. God gives us free will. we choose who and how to worship, that is our God given right, so have your fun and i will have mine. futhermore any fellow christians that visit read this dont be upest, laugh, enjoy the humor. they laugh at our beliefs which seem preposterious to them, we can laugh at their beliefs which are pretty funny to us. on the other hand, as i eat my plate of spaghetti, i hope and pray that im not devouring their god unmercifully, and if i am, dont worry he will make a triumphant return shortly. heh heh heh

By: Rancio Otomì

Rancio Otomì — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:43:49 +0000

i just want to let know that the FSM church is having a great impact among mexican people.. I am proudly pastafarian and i am spreading the teachings of our creator..

By: Dr Van Sluen

Dr Van Sluen — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:53:01 +0000

Statistic show that 99% of the Mexican Population are Christian but only 5.7% of the Chinese population are Christian, Work related deaths in Mexico in the last year came to around 0.0003% of the population whereas 0.00005% of the population of China died in a work related accident in the last year, I think the statistics clearly show the relationship between Christianity and Work Related Fatalities and that is why I am supporting Pastafarianism! That way I won’t die at work…

Dr Van Sluen
Denmark

By: kingliestatm

kingliestatm — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:10:22 +0000

i eat a lot of spaghetti, will this offend our lord or will he see spaghetti eaters as eating his body as a tribute to his greatness

By: Jen (England)

Jen (England) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:37:49 +0000

I thought I was an atheist, but after reading the overwhelming evidence on this site, I have been converted to the pastafarian cause. Praise be to the FSM!

By: mmm tastes good

mmm tastes good — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:50:29 +0000

FSM needs to slap akj, fenwick, and many, many others with his noodley appendages.

By: Mel

Mel — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:39:56 +0000

Personally, I think this is the most entertaining shit ever. It is simply so outrageous, I get a kick out of reading it. I thought about buying a tshirt because I thought it was so funny. I mean, pastafarian? and Carbo-deism? this shit is awesome.
Who cares what other religions say? believe what you believe, but this is funny. =)

By: Fenwick

Fenwick — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:32:33 +0000

My God CJ, if you’re going to be an ATHEIST, at least learn how to spell the word. I’ll bet you chose ATHEISM because you thought it would be easier to spell than Pastafarianism. Well, your illiteracy won’t make any difference when you’re rotting in hell for all eternity; there are no spelling bees dowm there. My merciful God is an even-handed God; he sends both ATHEISTS and ATHIESTS to hell without discrimination.