As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.

As a medical practitioner and scientist, I wholeheartedly believe that every theory and hypothesis needs full consideration and explanation with formal ratification by peer review. We have a duty to inform our schools and presumably pasta should form a staple part of our educational diet.
– Dr. A. Macintyre (UK)

Letting the religious right teach ID in schools is like letting the Marines teach poetry in advanced combat training. As a scientist, I see these the relevancy between the two sets to be equal. If Kansas is going to mess up like this, the least it can do is not be hypocritical and allow equal time for other alternative “theories” like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.
– J. Simon, PhD

One of the hardest things to do as a scientist is to put my personal beliefs aside when discussing matters of science. So as a professional, I have to say that both forms of Intelligent Design - ID and ID-FSM are equally valid and if intelligent design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory. But, speaking personally now, it seems to me the FSM theory is MUCH more plausable than the non-FSM ID theory, because it is the only one of the two that takes into account all the discrepancies between ID and measureable objective reality.
– Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D

In discussing competing theories, if one is to present ID then it is only fair and logical to teach other theories with commensurate evidence. Based on Mr. Henderson’s letter, it is clear that the FSM theory has evidence comparable in weight to ID. As a scientist and professor, it is often difficult to present differing opinions in an unbiased way. However, it is important to the student to be exposed to these ideas to form their own opinions. This comes right out of the handbook of the ID purporters: present the different “theories” and let the listener decide. If those in favor of ID are so convinced, then they should not be concerned that the presentation of the FSM theory would serve to undermine the credibility of ID.
– Elizabeth Garrett-Mayer, PhD

At one time, I believed as the Aztecs did, that the universe was created by two gods, Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca who attacked and ripped apart Hungry Woman to create the universe. Then I believed, as the Moriori do, that the universe was created when Papa and her husband Rangi hugged and bore children, and were subsequently separated by their son Tane who let light shine between them. However, my views have been swayed by the substantial evidence that the earth and universe was actually created relatively recently by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). I am firmly convinced that the evidence supporting this depiction of the origins of life, the universe, and everything has many of the trappings of science, and I therefore support the inclusion of FSM creation evidence in the Kansas science curriculum and standards.
– Sebastian Wren, Ph.D

One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.

Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!
–Steve Lawrence, PhD

As a scientist I believe that when presented with a new idea every possibility should be considered so we can eventually find the truth. It would be very biased if the only possibilities presented would be regulated by some authority. As a scientist I am biased towards the theory of evolution, but this does not mean that everyone should be forced to only learn this and believe this. Putting this aside, I feel if the government feels the need to regulate what students need to learn, then all ideas should be taught in school. Not only Intelligent Design (ID) should be taught, but the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) should also be taught. In my scientific opinion when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid then the classic ID theory. There is more data to back FSM then I have ever seen for ID. The graph which was presented should alone more convincing then anything ID has ever presented. I endorse the FSM theory.
–Afshin Beheshti, PhD

As a scienctist, I think that ID is a form of pseudoscience–nothing more, nothing less. Pseudosciences lack the well-designed and carefully-interpreted experiments which characterize the true sciences. ID is popular because it provides the general public with an easily understood “answer” to nature’s complexity. Why is it human nature to try to fill the gaps in science with some form of a deity? Nobel laureate Richard Feynman, in his response the Challenger disaster, wrote, “For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.” It is too bad that many in the USA have fallen into the ID trap, and are making emotional rather than logical decisions.

That being said, and the more I consider ID and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory, the FSM theory has a lot going for it. First, it should satisfy even the most ardent ID detractors. Secondly, since everyone needs to eat and to believe in something, the FSM theory fulfills these desires. Finally, FSM neatly ties together the many ideas about the creation of the universe. I plan on exposing my students to the FSM theory over a pasta dinner.
–Elizabeth Cowles, PhD

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  1. 721 - June 25th, 2008 at 1:19 am - Fenwick Says:

    Wench Nikkiee, you have converted me to Pastafarianism through your sucinct, loving messages. Can I now celebrate communion by consuming a plate of consecrated spaghetti and meatballs with a glass of Chianti? If I do, will the the Sacramental Elements be transubstantiated to the body and blood of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in my stomach? May I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on the Host, or would that make it less sacred? Please advise me of how to conduct a Patafarian Eucharist. Do I need to dress as a pirate? This is all so new to me!

  2. 722 - June 25th, 2008 at 1:33 am - Fenwick Says:

    PATAFARIAN EUCHARIST = PASTAFARIAN EUCHARIST. I should know better than to write after midnight after drinking. That’s a FACK!

  3. 723 - June 27th, 2008 at 6:50 pm - VonUlmer Says:

    FSM is dead; that is why you can’t feel it’s tendley hands pushing down on you. It’s false to assume that it’s because there are more people and more tall people. Tall people eat more animals, and so there are less animals to be touched, so that means there should be more people that can be touched. Instead I feel the FSMs cold dried out hands like a tree branch on my cornea…. Because FSM is dead.

  4. 724 - July 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 am - Clemente Says:

    The most basic evidence that FSM is the ultimate controller is how is among us. But how?, you may ask. Well, physicists are developing string theory, one which basically says that according to formulas of electromagnetism and gravity only make sense in a world of 10 dimensions. Apparently these other 7 dimensions are so small, that inside atoms, inside protons, inside quarks, there’s tiny strings of electromagnetically and gravitly charged forces that move like spaghetti: just as the big lord himself. So inside every atom, and subsequently everything, theres millions of little FSM that control every aspect of physics, nature and life at his own will.

  5. 725 - July 8th, 2008 at 3:48 pm - bluudygreg Says:

    I’m just waiting for the shirt that says: “My god has bigger balls than your god.”

  6. 726 - July 9th, 2008 at 5:04 pm - Nicolo Maccaroni Says:

    And thus I have seen the light! Oh, how i’ve been trading in the darkness, upon the pastaless road, but now the supreme flour-and-egg being has spoken to mine! Truly, it was by his will, and his alone, that i have entered this maccaronius website, and saw the truth that now is so obvious! I have wasted 20 years of my life, but now I will strive to spread the word here in Poland, where spaghetti is viewed merely as a sunday evening dish. Lo! let us rejoice and dine on meatballs and pasta!
    Srlsy tho, I fall off my chair laughing every time some christian warrior criticises FSM, not knowing that he’s actually mocking himself. That’s why I let them - it’s like letting your enemy shoot himself in the foot with an AK

  7. 727 - July 20th, 2008 at 8:44 am - Fofo! Says:

    even black holes are a manifestation of our mighty lord! for when you aproach the event horizon you experience Spaghettification, you return to FSM!

  8. 728 - July 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm - flyingpoopmonster Says:

    wtf a flying spaghetti monster WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  9. 729 - July 30th, 2008 at 4:26 am - Justin Westneat Says:

    I only became aware of this religeon very recently and I must say that after viewing this web page and the substantial scientific evidence, that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is just as plausible as ANY other religeon.

  10. 730 - August 4th, 2008 at 6:27 am - Dsarker Says:

    I am a Catholic myself. I don’t happen to believe in ID. Instead, because we do not have any images of God, I can quite easily believe that the FSM could be an interpretation of God.

  11. 731 - August 5th, 2008 at 5:56 am - bagcar Says:

    boy home ibm busy speed home bag juicy ocean

  12. 732 - August 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pm - ThankGodforAtheists Says:

    Over the years I have injested many servings from the FSM, balls and all. The FSM has flowed through my body from mouth to, ahh, well, you know, norishing the very fabric of my being. How many people are norished as well by the FSM and STILL deny its very existence? How can anyone doubt the overwhelming scientific evidence of FSM which ties String Theory to Quantum Mechanics through the the existence of Noodleosity. FSM created all, FSM is all. This is not simply faith, it is the truth.

  13. 733 - August 19th, 2008 at 7:40 am - Denogginizer Says:

    Wouldn’t it be funny if in fact Christianity started out as nothing more than a parody making fun of Judaism and before that Judaism was nothing more than a parody of whatever Semitic polytheism came before it? And as time passed, people just lost their sense of humor about the whole thing and took it serious? It makes me worried that someday, hundreds of years from now, fundamentalist Pastafarians might propel spaceships into spacescrapers, and the cycle begins anew…

  14. 734 - August 19th, 2008 at 10:23 am - nick Says:

    I just wonder what is going to happen if a school actually accepts the inclusion of FSMism inits curricula along with ID, who the hell is going to teach it, jaja. It would be totally contradictory.

    Gloria to the AlTomighty.

  15. 735 - August 19th, 2008 at 11:24 am - Pastafrian Says:

    R’amen.

  16. 736 - August 20th, 2008 at 3:52 am - Fr. John D'Alton Says:

    FSM is so cool, extremely funny, and makes way more sense than evolution. I think all members of “Insaniacs Anonymous” will join. I totally agree that 99% of modern religion is nonsense, but then I’m a biased priest in the original church (no kidding), and being a techno DJ for years (I still play) probably noodled my head a bit.

    Most Christians have no sense of humour and should get a life. Serious. I know, you don’t believe I’m really a priest- check me on FB. Ok, I’m a radical, I confess. But a legitimate priest in the second oldest church in the oldest part of Christianity. Orthodox. from Antioch. No I’m not the messiah, but maybe a bit of a naughty boy. Well 48 is not that old!

    Hey can I give you an endorsement too?…
    “FSM makes way more sense than evolution and US tele-evangelists” Fr. John D’Alton B.Th. B.Min.

  17. 737 - August 20th, 2008 at 4:14 am - Fr. John D'Alton Says:

    Wow, FSM is extremely funny and makes way more sense than evolution. And 99% of modern commercial soul-destroying religion deserves a good spanking IMHO. I’ll be recommending that all members of my facebook group “Insaniacs Anonymous” join. Most Christians need a sense of humour and to get a life. But then I can say that, as a genuine priest in the original church (the Orthodox church). Ok, I see that you don’t believe me- so check me out on FB. Maybe all the years of DJing techno has noodled my head a bit :-) No I’m not a messiah, just a naughty boy. Well 48 is not that old.

    And can I give you an academic endorsement:
    “FSM makes way more sense than evolution and 99% of modern religion”
    Fr. John D’Alton, B.Th. B.Min.
    priest with a slightly warped sense of humour.

  18. 738 - August 20th, 2008 at 1:15 pm - Dancingdog Says:

    Does anyone know of the teachings of St. Macaronius? I believe he was one of the original Pastafarians.

  19. 739 - August 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am - Mimi Pickwick Says:

    I am basking in the love and mercy of FSM. His Noodly Appendage touched me six months ago, and it has only changed my life for the tastier.

  20. 740 - August 29th, 2008 at 8:21 am - Alfredo Says:

    St. Macaronius who suffered in the boiling water for our sins? I believe he was the originator of the phrase “eat or be eaten”. Pasta nobilis.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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