“As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.“
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.
“As a medical practitioner and scientist, I wholeheartedly believe that every theory and hypothesis needs full consideration and explanation with formal ratification by peer review. We have a duty to inform our schools and presumably pasta should form a staple part of our educational diet.“
– Dr. A. Macintyre (UK)
“Letting the religious right teach ID in schools is like letting the Marines teach poetry in advanced combat training. As a scientist, I see these the relevancy between the two sets to be equal. If Kansas is going to mess up like this, the least it can do is not be hypocritical and allow equal time for other alternative “theories” like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.”
– J. Simon, PhD
“One of the hardest things to do as a scientist is to put my personal beliefs aside when discussing matters of science. So as a professional, I have to say that both forms of Intelligent Design - ID and ID-FSM are equally valid and if intelligent design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory. But, speaking personally now, it seems to me the FSM theory is MUCH more plausable than the non-FSM ID theory, because it is the only one of the two that takes into account all the discrepancies between ID and measureable objective reality.”
– Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D
“In discussing competing theories, if one is to present ID then it is only fair and logical to teach other theories with commensurate evidence. Based on Mr. Henderson’s letter, it is clear that the FSM theory has evidence comparable in weight to ID. As a scientist and professor, it is often difficult to present differing opinions in an unbiased way. However, it is important to the student to be exposed to these ideas to form their own opinions. This comes right out of the handbook of the ID purporters: present the different “theories” and let the listener decide. If those in favor of ID are so convinced, then they should not be concerned that the presentation of the FSM theory would serve to undermine the credibility of ID. “
– Elizabeth Garrett-Mayer, PhD
“At one time, I believed as the Aztecs did, that the universe was created by two gods, Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca who attacked and ripped apart Hungry Woman to create the universe. Then I believed, as the Moriori do, that the universe was created when Papa and her husband Rangi hugged and bore children, and were subsequently separated by their son Tane who let light shine between them. However, my views have been swayed by the substantial evidence that the earth and universe was actually created relatively recently by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). I am firmly convinced that the evidence supporting this depiction of the origins of life, the universe, and everything has many of the trappings of science, and I therefore support the inclusion of FSM creation evidence in the Kansas science curriculum and standards.“
– Sebastian Wren, Ph.D
“ One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.
Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!“
–Steve Lawrence, PhD
“As a scientist I believe that when presented with a new idea every possibility should be considered so we can eventually find the truth. It would be very biased if the only possibilities presented would be regulated by some authority. As a scientist I am biased towards the theory of evolution, but this does not mean that everyone should be forced to only learn this and believe this. Putting this aside, I feel if the government feels the need to regulate what students need to learn, then all ideas should be taught in school. Not only Intelligent Design (ID) should be taught, but the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) should also be taught. In my scientific opinion when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid then the classic ID theory. There is more data to back FSM then I have ever seen for ID. The graph which was presented should alone more convincing then anything ID has ever presented. I endorse the FSM theory.“
–Afshin Beheshti, PhD
“As a scienctist, I think that ID is a form of pseudoscience–nothing more, nothing less. Pseudosciences lack the well-designed and carefully-interpreted experiments which characterize the true sciences. ID is popular because it provides the general public with an easily understood “answer” to nature’s complexity. Why is it human nature to try to fill the gaps in science with some form of a deity? Nobel laureate Richard Feynman, in his response the Challenger disaster, wrote, “For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.” It is too bad that many in the USA have fallen into the ID trap, and are making emotional rather than logical decisions.
That being said, and the more I consider ID and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory, the FSM theory has a lot going for it. First, it should satisfy even the most ardent ID detractors. Secondly, since everyone needs to eat and to believe in something, the FSM theory fulfills these desires. Finally, FSM neatly ties together the many ideas about the creation of the universe. I plan on exposing my students to the FSM theory over a pasta dinner. “
–Elizabeth Cowles, PhD
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I am happy that more and more pirates are coming out, this will really help stop global warming but we’re not of sufficient number yet. I am concerned that the estimates of current number of pirates worldwide is not properly done. If the statistics are true we would be burning like hell now.
Wao. This is just amazing. I can’t belive this.. =)
I have been a dedicated christian since childhood (catholic actualy)but was begining to have doubts after our ships padre tried to convince me that all men are born equal whether they are circumcised or not (even our cook, who is sub human)then I read your fantastic evidence and the scales fell from my eyes ,now I am a true beleiver and feel free at last no more fearing hell & damnation for what I done to my wifes sister .so thank you for your wonderfull FSM break through .
P.S can I swap the bible I found in a motel with my sister in law , for a copy of the FSM booklet?
yours dabtar
I’m a mad scientist who specializes in killer robots and doomsday machines. Before the FSM helped me find my way i was lost… all my focus was placed on doomsday machines and the destruction of the mighty FSM’s creation, but the FSM has helped me to see the beauty in his all powerful universe. As of recent i have moved away from the doomsday device feild and am moving closer to the killer out of control robot feild feeling like i may be able to help restore the balance bettwen mother earth and pirates by putting eye patches on them and making the lower part of there legs out of wood. I just hope the FSM can forgive me for the atrocitys i commited in my early work.
this is the funniest thing ive ever heard of. im totally a FSM now
i’m glad to see more people opening their eyes to the wonders of Pastfarianism.
RAmen
I too was once was a believer in God, as it was forced upon me as a child, now that I am able to think for myself, and it is all so clear. RAmen!
IF you are Pastafarian,do you eat pasta? isnt that like eating your creator?
and btw, this is all bull. if you are reading this you are wasting you time.
I thought it was a joke, I really did!
Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-dammit! I stirred up a plate of my favourite pasta the other day and there it was….my epiphany, my revelation! I looked upon the noodles and, verily, the Truth struck me, like a diamond bullet between Marlon Brando’s eyes, that Johnny Depp’s pirate was a false god, an invention by those who would dare to confuse us and cause us to stray from the Divine Pasta Path.
We are the True Believers, whether we are Spaghetti-ites, Lasagna-ists, Macaronionies, or those cute Bow Tie Pastans and the funky way they mix with Ragu and garlic. (Gotta love diversity!)
So wrap your sabre with a wholesome pasta and make those Unbelievers rue the day! (It can be done. Just let the lasagna harden for a couple of days and it makes a superb plank for walking!)
I’m a devouted catholic and firmly believe in God, but nevertheless I think the idea of Intelligent Design one of mankinds greatest failures. We needed thousands of years to step into the light, and now it’s just like crawling back into the ocean- pardon- returning to Eden. I study to become a teacher for religous education and one of the first things I tell to my students is to think for themselves. The bible is a guideline which needs interpretation and is not to be taken literally!
not the jessica above
This is just awesome!
I love it! All hail the flying spagettimonster!
Being a real “spaghetti”, I am just compelled to worship FSM.
Cheers,
Andrea Lombardi
Italy
A not to the one who named himself ‘dip shit’ you cannot b an FSm. We are pastafarians. You need to do a bit more studying before devoting yourself to the FSM.
Peace love and pirates
RAmen
All this “Academic Evidence” are just opinions. That is because like Dawinism their is not one scrap of real scientific evidence for eather theories. If anyone can show any evidence for evolution, I can get you 250,000 dollors. As for FSMists, BOOOONG! Get off the stage please.
I love this site!! Way 2 GO!!
Ye KNOW WUT? I dun gone and thunked real hard about it, and I reckon that all y’all FSMer whatever the Heck you call yerselfers are gonna BURN in HELL for yer forward thinking, satirical statements about society… AH MEEEEN BLASPHEMIN’ that y’all be hollerin’ and spreadin’ all over this ‘ere interweb! And while I am on the sub-jekt I think I can say that those sand-coon pagan Islamers and thar sun-god worshippin chili-pepper chocolate eatin selfs will be right behind you on the train to Hell! YOU NEED TO REPENT AND BE SAVED! Amen the south will rise ag… I mean Praise Jesus, beautiful snow white skin, blonde haired baby Jesus. BY THE HHHWAY… I jus’ gon’ and turned 89 years old AND I SWAAARE BY THE LORD I aint never seen nothin not as awful as this ‘ere bologna. Long live Westboro Baptist Church.
- Billy “G. Money” Graham
did you now that a lot of cultures discovered pasta parallel to each other?
Italian soccer teams are the best in the world. And what you think they have for dinner?
In malaysia and indonesia there are still pirates active today. In both countries global warming has never been widly percieved as an issue.
More people have been cured from any illness after eating spagetti then by any other religious act! (talk about proof!)
places where people don’t eat spagetti are mostly places where people die younger and where war and problems occur.(africa for example).
Did you never had that warm feeling when eeting spagetti? that cannot be an accident.
i am confinced. Hail bolognaise full of meat.
RAmen!
btw…..software pirates also count.
you find them a lot in countries with less global warming problems.
And mutch less in western europe or the usa.
qed.