As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.

As a medical practitioner and scientist, I wholeheartedly believe that every theory and hypothesis needs full consideration and explanation with formal ratification by peer review. We have a duty to inform our schools and presumably pasta should form a staple part of our educational diet.
– Dr. A. Macintyre (UK)

Letting the religious right teach ID in schools is like letting the Marines teach poetry in advanced combat training. As a scientist, I see these the relevancy between the two sets to be equal. If Kansas is going to mess up like this, the least it can do is not be hypocritical and allow equal time for other alternative “theories” like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.
– J. Simon, PhD

One of the hardest things to do as a scientist is to put my personal beliefs aside when discussing matters of science. So as a professional, I have to say that both forms of Intelligent Design - ID and ID-FSM are equally valid and if intelligent design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory. But, speaking personally now, it seems to me the FSM theory is MUCH more plausable than the non-FSM ID theory, because it is the only one of the two that takes into account all the discrepancies between ID and measureable objective reality.
– Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D

In discussing competing theories, if one is to present ID then it is only fair and logical to teach other theories with commensurate evidence. Based on Mr. Henderson’s letter, it is clear that the FSM theory has evidence comparable in weight to ID. As a scientist and professor, it is often difficult to present differing opinions in an unbiased way. However, it is important to the student to be exposed to these ideas to form their own opinions. This comes right out of the handbook of the ID purporters: present the different “theories” and let the listener decide. If those in favor of ID are so convinced, then they should not be concerned that the presentation of the FSM theory would serve to undermine the credibility of ID.
– Elizabeth Garrett-Mayer, PhD

At one time, I believed as the Aztecs did, that the universe was created by two gods, Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca who attacked and ripped apart Hungry Woman to create the universe. Then I believed, as the Moriori do, that the universe was created when Papa and her husband Rangi hugged and bore children, and were subsequently separated by their son Tane who let light shine between them. However, my views have been swayed by the substantial evidence that the earth and universe was actually created relatively recently by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). I am firmly convinced that the evidence supporting this depiction of the origins of life, the universe, and everything has many of the trappings of science, and I therefore support the inclusion of FSM creation evidence in the Kansas science curriculum and standards.
– Sebastian Wren, Ph.D

One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.

Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!
–Steve Lawrence, PhD

As a scientist I believe that when presented with a new idea every possibility should be considered so we can eventually find the truth. It would be very biased if the only possibilities presented would be regulated by some authority. As a scientist I am biased towards the theory of evolution, but this does not mean that everyone should be forced to only learn this and believe this. Putting this aside, I feel if the government feels the need to regulate what students need to learn, then all ideas should be taught in school. Not only Intelligent Design (ID) should be taught, but the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) should also be taught. In my scientific opinion when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid then the classic ID theory. There is more data to back FSM then I have ever seen for ID. The graph which was presented should alone more convincing then anything ID has ever presented. I endorse the FSM theory.
–Afshin Beheshti, PhD

As a scienctist, I think that ID is a form of pseudoscience–nothing more, nothing less. Pseudosciences lack the well-designed and carefully-interpreted experiments which characterize the true sciences. ID is popular because it provides the general public with an easily understood “answer” to nature’s complexity. Why is it human nature to try to fill the gaps in science with some form of a deity? Nobel laureate Richard Feynman, in his response the Challenger disaster, wrote, “For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.” It is too bad that many in the USA have fallen into the ID trap, and are making emotional rather than logical decisions.

That being said, and the more I consider ID and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory, the FSM theory has a lot going for it. First, it should satisfy even the most ardent ID detractors. Secondly, since everyone needs to eat and to believe in something, the FSM theory fulfills these desires. Finally, FSM neatly ties together the many ideas about the creation of the universe. I plan on exposing my students to the FSM theory over a pasta dinner.
–Elizabeth Cowles, PhD

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  1. 501 - September 24th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - Soccer Dude Says:

    obviously there is a FSM look at all the evidence..

  2. 502 - September 28th, 2007 at 7:04 pm - Capekicks Says:

    This is a copy of the message I sent Sen Vitter.

    I am a student at the University of Massachusetts Boston College of Science and Mathematics majoring in Earth and Geographical science. I have heard that you have earmarked 100 thousand dollars to develop a plan to better promote science education. Specifically to look at alternatives to Darwin’s Theory of Evolution. Children should hear about any legitimate theory. So I am writing this message to inform you of a theory which should be included. Pastafarians have scientific evidence that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. They have scientific backing and an impressive graph. You may want to spend a significant amount of the 100K exploring and advancing this scientific theory. As a student of science I assure you it is as valid a creation theory as any other proposition being discussed.
    Thank you for being a champion of science.

  3. 503 - September 28th, 2007 at 7:43 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    RAmen Capekicks
    Ye be a truely dedicated follower of His Noodly nuance and I’m sure you will be rewarded in His glorious afterlife accordingly. :)
    RAmen

  4. 504 - October 4th, 2007 at 7:01 am - Fabio Says:

    Oh my…. FSM!
    So, OMFSM!

  5. 505 - October 4th, 2007 at 5:07 pm - doof Says:

    you guys have got to be kidding me! There is no way any of you are seriously going to beleive that a giant glob of spaggetii wiht two meatballs created us. that is total crap. Humans made spagetti, not the other way around. if it really is true, why havent all the birds eaten it by now? it could spread over the world, and solved world hunger. get some lives, brains, jobs, and some common sense.

  6. 506 - October 4th, 2007 at 5:10 pm - uno Says:

    holy frikin crap! how much time do you morons have on your hands. how could an idiot come up with something so stupid! get your heads out of the clouds. get a job. get it right, get it tight! by the way, if any of you guys have a spare VCR player, i would really apreciate it!

  7. 507 - October 4th, 2007 at 6:10 pm - El Peatieablo Says:

    @doof and uno
    Are you the same person? Both posts seem like they were written by somebody with a rather pronounced disdain for capitalizing the first letter of every sentence. Also, their points are equally ill thought-out. When I combine those realizations with the fact that the posts are three minutes apart (just enough time for a moron to type another stupid post and change the name) I draw the conclusion that doof=uno.
    .
    I dare you write out your grievances in a logical format, using one of the two names I just mentioned (and tell me if they are both yours). Go on, don’t make me triple dog dare you!

  8. 508 - October 4th, 2007 at 6:27 pm - Evolution » Important News Says:

    […] Clearly, this is important to Pastafarians, because we ALSO have a creation theory that challenges Darwinian Evolution - and our theory is backed by many in the scientific community. […]

  9. 509 - October 9th, 2007 at 8:36 am - Pickle Says:

    Ever since I’ve devoted myself to his noodly goodness good things have been happening to me…

    A in my science test, always been catching the bus on time… Stuff…

    Plus I’m doing much better in my RE class. Or so I thought…

  10. 510 - October 9th, 2007 at 11:02 am - Noodly Servant Says:

    @ doof
    You guys have got to be kidding me! There is no way any of you Christians are seriously going to believe that a giant, invisible old man created us. That is total crap. Humans made god, not the other way around. If it really is true, why haven’t all the birds eaten it by now? It could bless the world and solved world hunger, but would rather have men kill each other in his name. Get some lives, brains, jobs, and some common sense.
    .
    I fixed it for you doof. But that birds eating it thing makes no sense. Birds can’t eat god silly :)
    I also fixed the punctuation for you. And yes, god and his should be lower case.

  11. 511 - October 9th, 2007 at 3:29 pm - pat Says:

    You need mental help very badly.

  12. 512 - October 10th, 2007 at 1:37 pm - CryPtik Says:

    wow. thats simply fantastic. i happen to enjoy RAmen.

  13. 513 - October 10th, 2007 at 2:25 pm - Keith Says:

    so…
    who cooked the meatballs and spaghetti on the flying monster?….
    i was under the impression the oriental countries invented noodels and italians made Pasta..
    so tell me again how this ball of food created the earth?…..

    snap back into reality people, comeon.

  14. 514 - October 10th, 2007 at 2:54 pm - Noodly Servant Says:

    @ Keith
    .
    I am quite curious how you could judge our religion without even expressing your own beliefs for which I can bash upon. At least Pat questioned my character.
    .
    *Yes, I do need mental help*
    .
    But you Kieth try to question the very composition of our Noodly Lord. Is He made of spaghetti? I do believe so but I have never actually taken a bite out of Him (I dont believe any Xtian could say they have tasted their lord either). He looks like spaghetti too. But the question is ‘Is He made of spaghetti?’. I don’t know. It makes sense though considering He made the earth and all mankind, and time also holds no bound for our God. Therefore He is as young as He ever was and as young as He will ever be. He was present when spaghetti and meatballs were both invented and He knew of their existence long before we were ever around. Therefore, a ball of food could have created teh earth (which HE did) and I just made you look like a fool. How do you like it?

  15. 515 - October 11th, 2007 at 9:00 am - proud pastafarian Says:

    of the same reason that the kristian believes that there god doesent have a mother (or father for that matter) we believe that FSM has always existed. RAmen

  16. 516 - October 11th, 2007 at 4:44 pm - The Nope Says:

    I can’t believe how many people can’t take the time to see that this is all in good fun before they come running up, banging on a bible about how everyone here is an idiot or a retart (I’m just going by the common spelling here.) I was under the impression that religion was about enlightenment and the basic belief that we should all be nice to each other. At what point does belief in a higher power merit or condone people running in and yelling profanity at others, merely because they don’t share the same EXACT belief? What kills me is that the people who claim to be such die-hard believers in “real” religion are the ones who act the WORST towards others. What message are you sending by simply condescending to others for not thinking as you do? You yell at the people here for acting (satirically) IN THE EXACT SAME WAY YOU DO. I wish more people were secure in their own beliefs, because if they were, websites like this wouldn’t be necessary to show them the contradiction and hypocrisy of their behavior.

    And on that note:

    RA-fucking-men.

  17. 517 - October 12th, 2007 at 6:44 pm - Steve Says:

    My problem with FSM is the lack of credibility in it’s financial dealings.I see no property investment portfolios or managers and as for share ownership,well the rest of the religious bretheren must be in stiches.How can you run a pious,caring business without all these.This is competition and if we’re not going to get off our assets and make some serious dollars then we will always be an outcast.We obviously need some heavy duty investment in the pasta oral area and bring in some no hopers for our pass oral investigations into young peoples extraanuleous needs.
    I’m perfectly soba but somen ee people wont onother deus that we must fermilytelli them of the advantages of ours.Wheatever they they udon know we is right cos we will be the nouveau rice.Any way I’m off for a nap and bols to you all if you never spaghetti’s to me again.Keep the faith and never noodles it.
    Steve(I wan’t to make loads of money)Easy.

  18. 518 - October 13th, 2007 at 2:57 am - tofutti nudi Says:

    Firstly, I need some spnooditual advisement: Hindu’s wouldn’t dream of eating a sacred cow, so, is it not a sin to eat spag and balls? The other day, to be safe, I ate a tofu dog instead of meatballs. Ick. Can I claim those as ‘against my religion’ from now on? These things should be included as a new Sin.

    That same day, I cut my hair and figured I make a pretty good gay man as I slipped on my pink polo made of 70% cotton, 30% rayon with embroidering which is heavens only knows what … so, I’m fairly certain I might as well go ahead and eat some pork rather than another one of those tofu dogs.

    Also, regarding the noodles … is it alright to eat noodles if they aren’t the semolina type? Rice noodles, for example?

    Finally, to all those naysayers claiming ‘Man’ made spaghetti … who’s to say which came first, spaghetti or man? I ran into a half can of unused spag sauce in the back of my fridge one time that had something growing in it that resembled fsm and it didn’t take any carbon testing to determine that something was regenerating itself right there in our refridgerator on Delridge Way. I don’t buy all this millions of years, ice age and dinosaurs bidness, let alone the 4000 year theory of i.d. I think fsm regenerates our world household-by-household about every 6 months or so from the various offerings we leave in the back of the fridge… until one night, it becomes airborne, floats down the hall to our bedrooms and up thru the nostils as we snort our dreamy little snorts (nostrils, btw, being a direct open passageway) to consume our brains, leaving only our shells and false memories of ‘a past’.

    After all, ‘Reality is an illusion, albeit a persistent one’ as Einstein noted, and ‘the ‘truth’ we cling to’, as Pema Chodron brought to light, ‘makes us unable to hear anything new.’

    (Did anyone ever think about the connection that I.D. is also a .. ummm… ‘personal lubricant’? Hmmm…. Does that mean we’re getting a bit of a slippery one handed to our gaping shocked orifices?)

    (And on a personal note: to those folks visiting who can’t see the beauty in this theory, I weep for the challenges you must face in a world that must be so lacking as to have no ability to see the true love and warmth here. Joviality is as much key to health, as carbs and proteins.)

    One last side note …. as an American, I’m sick of being lumped into the inbred douchebag portion of Americans that “New Zealand” decided to make a conglomeration of. I spent the last 6 years living in NZ and this prevalent over-generalization (or over-generalisation) that ALL Americans are loud, brash, and ‘W’ supporters seems to be an irreversible genetic trait. (inbred, black kettle? notice the population turn-over in this little country up until now?) Or perhaps it’s “learnt” from ‘Kindy’ onwards, so the neural pathways are ‘stuffed’ …. probably full of ‘al-u-minium’ and spreads to become ’serv-i’-acul’ (read: cervical) or ‘bum’ cancer. Stop your pub-crawlin’ and ‘drink driving’, and learn to pronounce your vowels properly, for ‘Goids’ sake, ‘alroight’? And quit claiming your high-and-mighty ‘clean and green’ until you decide to end the use of Super1080 (which we banned years ago), aerosols, and imported pollution-reject Japanese rental cars. Sigh.

  19. 519 - October 13th, 2007 at 3:10 am - tofutti nudi Says:

    … oh … and …
    ‘REDNECK DOGFUCKERS’??!
    Gads! For ‘Christians’ and people supposedly ‘offended’ by all this, some of these people have horrible language!
    … one more … ‘Oh my freaking god … JESUS CHRIST MAN’
    What happened to “Thou shalt not take the Lords name in vain”?

    … Hypocrisy.
    … And definitely bad cases of ‘Permanent Humor Deficit’.

  20. 520 - October 13th, 2007 at 6:05 am - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Says:

    @steve
    Being in it for the money is a problem in Pastafarianism. The FSM doesn’t want large amounts of money spent in His glory. He prefers to have it spent on living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable. Sorry.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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