As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.

As a medical practitioner and scientist, I wholeheartedly believe that every theory and hypothesis needs full consideration and explanation with formal ratification by peer review. We have a duty to inform our schools and presumably pasta should form a staple part of our educational diet.
– Dr. A. Macintyre (UK)

Letting the religious right teach ID in schools is like letting the Marines teach poetry in advanced combat training. As a scientist, I see these the relevancy between the two sets to be equal. If Kansas is going to mess up like this, the least it can do is not be hypocritical and allow equal time for other alternative “theories” like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.
– J. Simon, PhD

One of the hardest things to do as a scientist is to put my personal beliefs aside when discussing matters of science. So as a professional, I have to say that both forms of Intelligent Design - ID and ID-FSM are equally valid and if intelligent design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory. But, speaking personally now, it seems to me the FSM theory is MUCH more plausable than the non-FSM ID theory, because it is the only one of the two that takes into account all the discrepancies between ID and measureable objective reality.
– Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D

In discussing competing theories, if one is to present ID then it is only fair and logical to teach other theories with commensurate evidence. Based on Mr. Henderson’s letter, it is clear that the FSM theory has evidence comparable in weight to ID. As a scientist and professor, it is often difficult to present differing opinions in an unbiased way. However, it is important to the student to be exposed to these ideas to form their own opinions. This comes right out of the handbook of the ID purporters: present the different “theories” and let the listener decide. If those in favor of ID are so convinced, then they should not be concerned that the presentation of the FSM theory would serve to undermine the credibility of ID.
– Elizabeth Garrett-Mayer, PhD

At one time, I believed as the Aztecs did, that the universe was created by two gods, Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca who attacked and ripped apart Hungry Woman to create the universe. Then I believed, as the Moriori do, that the universe was created when Papa and her husband Rangi hugged and bore children, and were subsequently separated by their son Tane who let light shine between them. However, my views have been swayed by the substantial evidence that the earth and universe was actually created relatively recently by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). I am firmly convinced that the evidence supporting this depiction of the origins of life, the universe, and everything has many of the trappings of science, and I therefore support the inclusion of FSM creation evidence in the Kansas science curriculum and standards.
– Sebastian Wren, Ph.D

One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.

Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!
–Steve Lawrence, PhD

As a scientist I believe that when presented with a new idea every possibility should be considered so we can eventually find the truth. It would be very biased if the only possibilities presented would be regulated by some authority. As a scientist I am biased towards the theory of evolution, but this does not mean that everyone should be forced to only learn this and believe this. Putting this aside, I feel if the government feels the need to regulate what students need to learn, then all ideas should be taught in school. Not only Intelligent Design (ID) should be taught, but the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) should also be taught. In my scientific opinion when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid then the classic ID theory. There is more data to back FSM then I have ever seen for ID. The graph which was presented should alone more convincing then anything ID has ever presented. I endorse the FSM theory.
–Afshin Beheshti, PhD

As a scienctist, I think that ID is a form of pseudoscience–nothing more, nothing less. Pseudosciences lack the well-designed and carefully-interpreted experiments which characterize the true sciences. ID is popular because it provides the general public with an easily understood “answer” to nature’s complexity. Why is it human nature to try to fill the gaps in science with some form of a deity? Nobel laureate Richard Feynman, in his response the Challenger disaster, wrote, “For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.” It is too bad that many in the USA have fallen into the ID trap, and are making emotional rather than logical decisions.

That being said, and the more I consider ID and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory, the FSM theory has a lot going for it. First, it should satisfy even the most ardent ID detractors. Secondly, since everyone needs to eat and to believe in something, the FSM theory fulfills these desires. Finally, FSM neatly ties together the many ideas about the creation of the universe. I plan on exposing my students to the FSM theory over a pasta dinner.
–Elizabeth Cowles, PhD

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  1. 381 - March 30th, 2007 at - claude Says:

    Thank the lord… I’ve seen the light !
    count me in !

  2. 382 - March 30th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:

    @James
    “Could it be that there are (gasp)macaronilogical liberals infiltrating the movement?”
    .
    Fuck knows! - I just take the piss, get surreal and occasionally make a valid point :)
    RAmen!

  3. 383 - March 31st, 2007 at - Hasta la Pasta Says:

    As a veggie I’m thrown into mental anguish…Am I allowed to worship his noodly apandage without his balls??

    Does my mental image-in which I replace his meatballs with dumplings -make me a sacrilegious pasta infidel??

    Is there a FSM lite version I can slurp up to??

  4. 384 - March 31st, 2007 at - Flying Spaghetti Monster Says:

    I am HE, and am no other. He who knows my balls knows ME. He who rejects meat, rejects the ONE in whom meat originates.

  5. 385 - April 2nd, 2007 at - DaimBamish Says:

    All this time that I just could not find a calling, BAM, no longer am I agnostic! I AM A Pastafarian! By the way I will be taking this Friday off.

  6. 386 - April 4th, 2007 at - Tebo Says:

    No wonder ramen noodles are so damned good. Hmmm. I dunno.

  7. 387 - April 4th, 2007 at - Brandon Nichols Says:

    Open Letter to Michael Behe & Scott Minnich

    Since we Pastafarians enthusiastically interpret Intelligent Design anthropomorphically as a fundamentalist preacher wearing a scientist’s lab coat, then as a token of mutual recognition for our religious freedom we humbly request that all current and future proponents of Intelligent Design respectfully recognize any pirate wearing a lab coat as a certified ‘Doctor of Pastafarianism (Pa.D.)’.

    Further, a Pa.D. shall be anointed and proclaimed the Pastafarian moral and educational equivalent of a Doctor of Theology (Th.D.) or Discovery Institute Fellow, cross-qualified to engage in scholarly discourse and peer-reviewed publication on either side of the linguine plate.

    It is after all, simply a matter of respecting another’s system of beliefs.

    Respectfully
    Brandon Nichols

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  11. 391 - April 7th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:

    @Brandon Nichols
    Ramen, my fellow pirate. Well spoken.

  12. 392 - April 9th, 2007 at - Jason J Says:

    Dearest noodley Brothers .
    A new enemy is upon us not only do we have the liberalist Macaronilogical extremists we also have a group that lead a direct assault to our our leader & GOD (PRAISE BE GRATED PARMESAN TO THE KINGDOM OF MEATBALLS)
    The Group are Know as MAG (Meatball Asassination Group) and i have evidence
    But I cant post Pictures so I cant show you. But let it be known!

  13. 393 - April 9th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:

    Hi JasonJ - with a WSPA banner on your myspace profile you’ve got to be ok :)
    .
    Not sure about MAG, but if there’s a chance to be annoying at people then bring ‘em on I say.
    Nah - no images on here (probably a good thing too - I can just imagine Hungdaddy posting tubgirl or hello.jpg).
    Do you have a link to these abominations? More importantly - do they have a forum :))

  14. 394 - April 9th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:

    @Jason J
    Thanks for the warning, things make sense now. A few days ago some luny stated that the FSM consists of pasta and cylindrical meatballs. I’m sure he was a MAG agent. Those damn rice eaters. I mean seriously, the whole universe created by something consisting of pasta and CYLINDRICAL meatballs? That makes no sense does it? As opposed to the perfectly logical and verifyable account of the Almighty and merciful FSM.

  15. 395 - April 10th, 2007 at - HisHolinessTheGrandTorquemadaOfTheNorthernPeoples Says:

    Yo ho ho, me hearties,

    I was after a little bit of spiritual guidance please. After having been touched by His noodly appendage a few days ago, myself and some colleagues are now fully committed Pastafarians.

    However, dissent has quickly developed within our ranks with the majority believing that we should display our devoutness by eating pasta on a Friday night, whereas one individual has stated that he suffers with a wheat allergy and so would rather just stick to the meatballs if it’s all the same to us.

    My query is this; should we proceed with the formality of a mock trial, involving a ducking stool and the local village pond, before burning the heretic?

    One of our number suggested that we might consider dressing up as pirates and making him walk the plank to a watery grave as an alternative to burning him at the stake. We can’t decide whether to condemn her as a heretic or elect her as a cardinal. Her trial is scheduled for a week on Tuesday and we’ve managed to draft in a pig, a donkey and a small hedgehog called Alan as witnesses for the prosecution.

    I hope you can help as I do feel that it is imperative for a newly established religion to set out a few firm ground rules in order to control the populace.

    Many thanks.

    ps. Aaarrrrrrrrr! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, etc…

  16. 396 - April 10th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:

    @HisHol etc.
    We are a benign faith. We don’t do capital punishment as far as I know.
    If the Great FSM decides she is deserving of any punsihment (despite the FSMs usual great mercy) will consist of having to look at ugly strippers and drink stale beer when she enters Pradise.
    .
    If you feel you must let her drown than I recommend against the watery grave. Drowning her in a barrel of stale beer would seem so much more appropriate.

  17. 397 - April 10th, 2007 at - Booty Says:

    Seconded - if she manages to drink half the barrel of beer she should of course be pardoned, and anyway gluten free pasta is quite acceptable.

  18. 398 - April 10th, 2007 at - HisHolinessTheGrandTorquemadaOfTheNorthernPeoples Says:

    DutchPastaGuy, many thanks for your reply. The option of using a barrel of stale beer had never entered my mind and so I thank you for enlightening me.

    I must say though, I think that my fellow brethren will be a little disappointed as we were all really looking forward to having a nice bonfire at the weekend. Brother Robin has already bought a load of toffee apples!

    Are we still allowed to go ahead with the mock trial though? Alan the hedgehog will be a bit miffed if I tell him that his services are no longer required.

    Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, me hearties.

  19. 399 - April 10th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:

    Maybe you should spread a rumour among the local fundamentalist christians that one of them is a Satan worshipper and then donate the wood to them. Stir up a little war among them. While the Gospel of the FSM says not to be violent, it doesn’t forbid you to set up believers of mock religions like christianity against each other and make them thin out their own numbers.
    In some way you’d be helping out. The fewer the number of christians, the higher the percentage of pirates. More pirates means less global warming. So making christians burn each other at the stake, emitting massive amounts of CO2, will help reduce global warming.

  20. 400 - April 10th, 2007 at - HisHolinessTheGrandTorquemadaOfTheNorthernPeoples Says:

    Your reasoning is faultless; burn the heretics and persecute the unbelievers. Many thanks for your generous and wise advice. May your sails forever be plumped by enormous wind.
    RAmen

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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