Comments for Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:48:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on death threat by Keith http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/death-threat/comment-page-33/#comment-2010271 Keith Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:48:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/17/death-threat.htm#comment-2010271 Posted in 2007, eh? I suppose the Society of L must have disbanded somewhere along the line (or they've ended up in the clink). Posted in 2007, eh? I suppose the Society of L must have disbanded somewhere along the line (or they’ve ended up in the clink).

]]> Comment on Hentai style by Rachel http://www.venganza.org/2010/05/hentai-style/comment-page-4/#comment-2009931 Rachel Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:07:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2010/05/22/hentai-style/#comment-2009931 Your dick apparently does the typing. To the moderators: I'm disgusted that you haven't promptly removed this gorilla's "art" since it (and your attitude) clearly exemplify rape culture. How would you react if the depicted cartoon character were a boyish male? Your dick apparently does the typing.

To the moderators:

I’m disgusted that you haven’t promptly removed this gorilla’s “art” since it (and your attitude) clearly exemplify rape culture. How would you react if the depicted cartoon character were a boyish male?

]]> Comment on Putting Spaghetti back in the Holidays by Rachel http://www.venganza.org/2011/12/putting-spaghetti-back-in-the-holidays/comment-page-4/#comment-2009744 Rachel Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:30:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2011/12/putting-spaghetti-back-in-the-holidays/#comment-2009744 Despite my atheist inclinations, I can now aimlessly buy shit under the pretext of a "religious" holiday! This is brilliant! Despite my atheist inclinations, I can now aimlessly buy shit under the pretext of a “religious” holiday! This is brilliant!

]]> Comment on I can appreciate a good joke by Kid Northcote http://www.venganza.org/2011/02/good-joke/comment-page-7/#comment-2009706 Kid Northcote Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:52:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2011/02/good-joke/#comment-2009706 "...yet it never contradicts itself." - Madcow, have you read the Bible? Lets start at the beginning, open at Genesis (and not that terrible band Phil Collins was in) God made Adam and Eve (2? I count 2 people so far.) They had Cain and Abel (4. Correct? 4 people: Mum, Dad, 2 brats. 4. I'm counting 4. K? K.) We are @ Genisis 4, the bit where God is definately a steak kinda Lord, not a salad kinda Lord. Alright, keep reading Genisis 4, Cain does a 187 on Abel's ass and were down to 3 in the hood. We got 3 people. Adam, Easy Eve and Big Daddy Cain (alright he is not a daddy...yet...read on) Genisis 4:17 - "Cain made love to his wife and she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch" WHAT THE FUCK? What wife? Where the fuck did she come from? Did Cain fuck a sheep? Did he fuck Eve? His mother? We haven't got through Genisis and there is contradiction already! Adam, Eve, Cain and his dead brother Abel. No, no mention of a wife. God had not made any wives. This is some whacky shit. Sorry, "made love" to his mother Eve. Lets not drag it into the gutter. By the way, does anyone think "Jesus 2: The Return" will be as good as Terminator 2 or Empire Strikes Back? the sequel can be superior to the original, although not often (Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise - not as good as the original) “…yet it never contradicts itself.” – Madcow, have you read the Bible?

Lets start at the beginning, open at Genesis (and not that terrible band Phil Collins was in)

God made Adam and Eve (2? I count 2 people so far.)

They had Cain and Abel (4. Correct? 4 people: Mum, Dad, 2 brats. 4. I’m counting 4. K? K.)

We are @ Genisis 4, the bit where God is definately a steak kinda Lord, not a salad kinda Lord.

Alright, keep reading Genisis 4, Cain does a 187 on Abel’s ass and were down to 3 in the hood. We got 3 people. Adam, Easy Eve and Big Daddy Cain (alright he is not a daddy…yet…read on)

Genisis 4:17 – “Cain made love to his wife and she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch”

WHAT THE FUCK? What wife? Where the fuck did she come from? Did Cain fuck a sheep? Did he fuck Eve? His mother? We haven’t got through Genisis and there is contradiction already! Adam, Eve, Cain and his dead brother Abel. No, no mention of a wife. God had not made any wives. This is some whacky shit.

Sorry, “made love” to his mother Eve. Lets not drag it into the gutter.

By the way, does anyone think “Jesus 2: The Return” will be as good as Terminator 2 or Empire Strikes Back? the sequel can be superior to the original, although not often (Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise – not as good as the original)

]]> Comment on Zack Kopplin Vs. The Louisiana Science Education Act by john c http://www.venganza.org/2011/05/kopplin-vs-the-lsea/comment-page-9/#comment-2009476 john c Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:51:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2011/05/zach-kopplin-vs-the-louisiana-science-education-act/#comment-2009476 Nice point, however, it misses the point that there are a few science teachers out there who have a hidden agenda, ie to sneak creationism, or "inteligent design"into the clasroom.If you give them enough rope, they will hang you with it. Nice point, however, it misses the point that there are a few science teachers out there who have a hidden agenda, ie to sneak creationism, or “inteligent design”into the clasroom.If you give them enough rope, they will hang you with it.

]]> Comment on Zack Kopplin Vs. The Louisiana Science Education Act by john c http://www.venganza.org/2011/05/kopplin-vs-the-lsea/comment-page-9/#comment-2009470 john c Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:47:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2011/05/zach-kopplin-vs-the-louisiana-science-education-act/#comment-2009470 Which truth would that be? actual , evidence based scientific truth, or biblical"Truth",notice, only the biblical one needs quotes,because the word is being used outside its dictionary definition. Which truth would that be? actual , evidence based scientific truth, or biblical”Truth”,notice, only the biblical one needs quotes,because the word is being used outside its dictionary definition.

]]> Comment on death threat by Olio http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/death-threat/comment-page-32/#comment-2009453 Olio Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:35:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/17/death-threat.htm#comment-2009453 Have you seen Jefferson Bethkes vid? Am more inclined to be receptive to a message involving graphics because these are hypnotizing and engaging. Threats are for threateners. Then again Mr Bethke raps about the threat of lack of salvation, in so many words. What I heard him saying was akin to the difference between him saying he prefers twelve red ripe fruits in the orchard to a dozen tomatoes rotting on the vines. No offense to that guy. Put out a public service announcement for something health related and its dead on arrival. Rap about Jesus and break records for hits. Have you seen Jefferson Bethkes vid? Am more inclined to be receptive to a message involving graphics because these are hypnotizing and engaging. Threats are for threateners. Then again Mr Bethke raps about the threat of lack of salvation, in so many words. What I heard him saying was akin to the difference between him saying he prefers twelve red ripe fruits in the orchard to a dozen tomatoes rotting on the vines.

No offense to that guy.

Put out a public service announcement for something health related and its dead on arrival. Rap about Jesus and break records for hits.

]]> Comment on death threat by Bluebear http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/death-threat/comment-page-32/#comment-2009338 Bluebear Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:37:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/17/death-threat.htm#comment-2009338 'be keeping an I on you' - hilarious ‘be keeping an I on you’ – hilarious

]]> Comment on earlier tonight by gordon_uk http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/earlier-tonight/comment-page-12/#comment-2009335 gordon_uk Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:32:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-2009335 Though they quite often bring up old ones I missed or forgotten about plus this one sort of fits. Though they quite often bring up old ones I missed or forgotten about plus this one sort of fits.

]]> Comment on earlier tonight by tekhedd http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/earlier-tonight/comment-page-12/#comment-2009310 tekhedd Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:22:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-2009310 Whoa, the spambots are out in force on the old threads here, aren't they? :( Can personally recommend SABRE but that requires setting up logins... Whoa, the spambots are out in force on the old threads here, aren’t they? :( Can personally recommend SABRE but that requires setting up logins…

]]> Comment on earlier tonight by IPFreelyProxies Proxies http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/earlier-tonight/comment-page-12/#comment-2009261 IPFreelyProxies Proxies Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:30:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-2009261 The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as considerably as this 1. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I truly thought youd have something fascinating to say. All I hear is actually a bunch of whining about something that you could fix for those who werent too busy on the lookout for attention. The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as considerably as this 1. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I truly thought youd have something fascinating to say. All I hear is actually a bunch of whining about something that you could fix for those who werent too busy on the lookout for attention.

]]> Comment on Anthropology Class Evangelism by Felipe http://www.venganza.org/2010/10/anthropology-class-evangelism/comment-page-2/#comment-2009254 Felipe Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:25:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2010/10/anthropology-class-evangelism/#comment-2009254 neteodomssticatod October 7, 2011 Glad you liked the oats in a jar!! I haven’t had that for a while now … yum!!! neteodomssticatod October 7, 2011 Glad you liked the oats in a jar!! I haven’t had that for a while now … yum!!!

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