Comments for Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:14:30 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 Comment on Ok, here’s the thing by STS http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/30/ok-heres-the-thing/#comment-893649 STS Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:14:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2573#comment-893649 Ah ... , I'm not very digital and by mistake happened to press the dislike-thumb for entry 51 – so there's one to many dislike-thumbs and there should be one more like. Tricky ... Ah … , I’m not very digital and by mistake happened to press the dislike-thumb for entry 51 – so there’s one to many dislike-thumbs and there should be one more like. Tricky …

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]]> Comment on The village called by RamRod Magee http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-893634 RamRod Magee Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:41:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-893634 I like how this guy says it's not even worth the time to beat the shit out of some people, but yet it's worth the time to write pointless text when other Pastafarians are just going to laugh at the anger of those who belive in whatever his name is. This is great, Christians saying fuck? lol Ramen I like how this guy says it’s not even worth the time to beat the shit out of some people, but yet it’s worth the time to write pointless text when other Pastafarians are just going to laugh at the anger of those who belive in whatever his name is. This is great, Christians saying fuck? lol

Ramen

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]]> Comment on Ok people really? by LILO http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/25/ok-people-really/#comment-893623 LILO Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:08:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2376#comment-893623 i love reading these posts where people get all snarfed over some sillyness. you guys get so upset and cry about someone wasting your time. noone wasted your time. you wasted your own time by getting stupid over this. i'm sure noone forced you to view this, why don't you go get upset over something that actually warrants it?? true christianity is pro love and compassion, NON JUDGEMENTAL. i find that most christians are the biggest hypocrites i've ever met, especially the militant idiot ones. (not all, but most, there are a few out there that are wonderful people) jesus, it's a joke people. lighten up!! i love reading these posts where people get all snarfed over some sillyness. you guys get so upset and cry about someone wasting your time. noone wasted your time. you wasted your own time by getting stupid over this. i’m sure noone forced you to view this, why don’t you go get upset over something that actually warrants it?? true christianity is pro love and compassion, NON JUDGEMENTAL. i find that most christians are the biggest hypocrites i’ve ever met, especially the militant idiot ones. (not all, but most, there are a few out there that are wonderful people) jesus, it’s a joke people. lighten up!!

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]]> Comment on your movement is pointless by camilla http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-893620 camilla Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:31:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-893620 It's only a joke man chill out! its a free world we live in anyway, people can do what they want, say what they want and and certainly believe in what they want to... Who cares?! Its not being rude, your over-reacting. I don't believe in a specific religion, I take on board information from all different beliefs and religions. I am open minded to all, You are right, that myths and beliefs do teach you, and make you in some ways a better person... I just stumbled accross pastafarianism now and, of course, they are right, as well, in the questioning; For, after all, every religion and belief has a book... So aren't they all just stories anyway?! Come on, us humans made up the bloody belief system to begin with, for if humans, had no belief, we would haveno reason to live. As I said before, its a free world. I do what I want, say what I want and believe in what I want, I even party, do drugs and have done many bad things in my life. Well thank goodness I am not bound to asking forgiveness from YOUR god. I can forgive MYSELF and move on with my life. So go to an open beautiful field, light up a joint, breathe in the sweet smell of weed in the soft, exhilarating air, and chill the "hevean" out... Peace and love x o It’s only a joke man chill out! its a free world we live in anyway, people can do what they want, say what they want and and certainly believe in what they want to… Who cares?! Its not being rude, your over-reacting. I don’t believe in a specific religion, I take on board information from all different beliefs and religions. I am open minded to all, You are right, that myths and beliefs do teach you, and make you in some ways a better person… I just stumbled accross pastafarianism now and, of course, they are right, as well, in the questioning; For, after all, every religion and belief has a book… So aren’t they all just stories anyway?! Come on, us humans made up the bloody belief system to begin with, for if humans, had no belief, we would haveno reason to live. As I said before, its a free world. I do what I want, say what I want and believe in what I want, I even party, do drugs and have done many bad things in my life. Well thank goodness I am not bound to asking forgiveness from YOUR god. I can forgive MYSELF and move on with my life. So go to an open beautiful field, light up a joint, breathe in the sweet smell of weed in the soft, exhilarating air, and chill the “hevean” out… Peace and love x o

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]]> Comment on Ok, here’s the thing by Insightful Ape http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/30/ok-heres-the-thing/#comment-893604 Insightful Ape Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:09:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2573#comment-893604 I'm not sure what to make of the appearance of "Islamic trolls". They sound fake-and not good fakes at that. While I have a bone to pick with Islam-sorry to disappoint you guys, I won't bite. I’m not sure what to make of the appearance of “Islamic trolls”. They sound fake-and not good fakes at that. While I have a bone to pick with Islam-sorry to disappoint you guys, I won’t bite.

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]]> Comment on This is Bullshit by me http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-893601 me Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:32:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-893601 fsm this guy should serially take some writing lessons he can't even wright hate mail fsm this guy should serially take some writing lessons he can’t even wright hate mail

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]]> Comment on This is just… wow by me http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/23/this-is-just-wow/#comment-893599 me Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:28:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2571#comment-893599 "This is dumber then Budha" you racist fuck! “This is dumber then Budha” you racist fuck!

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]]> Comment on Ok, here’s the thing by MarcyMarc http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/30/ok-heres-the-thing/#comment-893588 MarcyMarc Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:51:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2573#comment-893588 I did'nt know Jesus was this rude (also the translation of the bible is wrong Jesus is meant to be called Joshua look it up). J money read the about page and you might understand what it's about. Jeremy we are for the most part not rude (some people get carried away) and we argue are points in a correct and structured manner backing up our points with actual evidence. Please read the about tab and learn about exactly what the FSM is. Thank you. I did’nt know Jesus was this rude (also the translation of the bible is wrong Jesus is meant to be called Joshua look it up).
J money read the about page and you might understand what it’s about.
Jeremy we are for the most part not rude (some people get carried away) and we argue are points in a correct and structured manner backing up our points with actual evidence.
Please read the about tab and learn about exactly what the FSM is.
Thank you.

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]]> Comment on amazing painting by MarcyMarc http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/20/amazing-painting/#comment-893585 MarcyMarc Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:38:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2599#comment-893585 Could you make a poster to buy off the shop? I want one for my room. Could you make a poster to buy off the shop?
I want one for my room.

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]]> Comment on FSM painting by I EAT BRAINZ http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/09/fsm-painting-2/#comment-893578 I EAT BRAINZ Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:47:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2568#comment-893578 Seriously, this painting is really awesome. Kudos! R'amen Seriously, this painting is really awesome. Kudos! R’amen

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]]> Comment on Comment on the Open Letter by Nick L. http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/discussion/#comment-893540 Nick L. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:05:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/about/open-letter/open-letter-comments/#comment-893540 I don't know what makes me laugh harder, the jesus crispies (they got burnt out on JESUS) replies, or the people who think this is serious. Woops, I mean of course this is serious, I would never claim the great FSM is not real. Please forgive me FSM, I won't do it again. Ramen I don’t know what makes me laugh harder, the jesus crispies (they got burnt out on JESUS) replies, or the people who think this is serious. Woops, I mean of course this is serious, I would never claim the great FSM is not real. Please forgive me FSM, I won’t do it again.

Ramen

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]]> Comment on Comment on the Open Letter by Spudsworth http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/discussion/#comment-893538 Spudsworth Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:04:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/about/open-letter/open-letter-comments/#comment-893538 This is probably one of the best things I've ever seen. The way you wrote the letter was genius, and I absolutely love the graph. Also, to those who comment on this, threatening the wrath of God: You should probably take a deep breath, take your fingers off of the keyboard, and think to yourself for a minute. Is this honestly any different than what the Christians in Kansas did? Is it honestly your place to tell someone that they're wrong, and an idiot, for believing something that doesn't coincide with your own beliefs? If I'm not mistaken, humans were given free choice by God, according to the Bible. So, you have the choice of listening to me, or not. But remember, that also means everyone else in the world has the God-given (literally) right to choose how to live their own life. Back to the Soaring Pasta Beast (I hope he doesn't mind if I call him that), and his religion: Thank you once again for having possibly one of the best moments of creativity in the last decade (at least). This is probably one of the best things I’ve ever seen. The way you wrote the letter was genius, and I absolutely love the graph.

Also, to those who comment on this, threatening the wrath of God: You should probably take a deep breath, take your fingers off of the keyboard, and think to yourself for a minute. Is this honestly any different than what the Christians in Kansas did? Is it honestly your place to tell someone that they’re wrong, and an idiot, for believing something that doesn’t coincide with your own beliefs? If I’m not mistaken, humans were given free choice by God, according to the Bible. So, you have the choice of listening to me, or not. But remember, that also means everyone else in the world has the God-given (literally) right to choose how to live their own life.

Back to the Soaring Pasta Beast (I hope he doesn’t mind if I call him that), and his religion: Thank you once again for having possibly one of the best moments of creativity in the last decade (at least).

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]]> Comment on The village called by Drained and Washed Clean http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-893533 Drained and Washed Clean Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:10:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-893533 Happy Smiley (218) I'm curious as to when Mark became the Old Testament. I'm also curious how one can tell what should be taken verbatim and what should not. "In Matthew 15:22-28 a woman was described as a Canaanite; Mark 7:25-30 identified her as Greek/Syrophenician. She had pleaded with Jesus to cure her daughter who was possessed by a demon. He first ignored her, but then explained that he was sent only to bring the Gospel to the Jews, not to the Gentiles such as she. Jesus cruelly replied to the desperate mother that it was not right for him "to take the children's bread and to cast it to dogs." i.e. it is not appropriate to take the Gospel, which was intended only for the Jews, and offer it to Gentiles as well -- here described as sub-humans, as dogs." (http://www.religioustolerance.org/cfe_bibl.htm) John 8:44: "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it." (Talking to Jews who didn't believe in him, basically calling them children of Satan) 2 Corinthians 6:14 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?" (Basically, don't hang out with non-Christians). No Jews, no Gentiles, and no non-Christians... That is all the NEW Testament my friend. If that is what overwrites the Old Testament, that is pretty piss poor. And you must have no friends considering the long list of people you can't hang out with. Happy Smiley (218)

I’m curious as to when Mark became the Old Testament. I’m also curious how one can tell what should be taken verbatim and what should not.

“In Matthew 15:22-28 a woman was described as a Canaanite; Mark 7:25-30 identified her as Greek/Syrophenician. She had pleaded with Jesus to cure her daughter who was possessed by a demon. He first ignored her, but then explained that he was sent only to bring the Gospel to the Jews, not to the Gentiles such as she. Jesus cruelly replied to the desperate mother that it was not right for him “to take the children’s bread and to cast it to dogs.” i.e. it is not appropriate to take the Gospel, which was intended only for the Jews, and offer it to Gentiles as well — here described as sub-humans, as dogs.” (http://www.religioustolerance.org/cfe_bibl.htm)

John 8:44: “Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.” (Talking to Jews who didn’t believe in him, basically calling them children of Satan)

2 Corinthians 6:14 “Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?” (Basically, don’t hang out with non-Christians).

No Jews, no Gentiles, and no non-Christians… That is all the NEW Testament my friend. If that is what overwrites the Old Testament, that is pretty piss poor. And you must have no friends considering the long list of people you can’t hang out with.

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]]> Comment on Ok, here’s the thing by Mohammed Falafil http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/30/ok-heres-the-thing/#comment-893528 Mohammed Falafil Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:19:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2573#comment-893528 May the fleas of 1000 camels invest the genitals of your infidel monster (God willing). Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> Comment on Comment on the Open Letter by franny http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/discussion/#comment-893524 franny Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:02:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/about/open-letter/open-letter-comments/#comment-893524 WOW, i can't believe i have never encountered the church of the FSM before! why don't you send people door-to-door to make sure we all get the message? how was i to know that this was out there - and i find have not been living my life to the right standards up til now ( i haven't worn my pirate outfit in nearly a decade!) i hope the FSM can see into my heart, and know that all along i have deeply worshipped noodles. on a more serious and sad note, i just spent some time reading the hate mail file. i have previously been dismayed by the lack of critical thinking in this country...and now i see i have to be worried about an extremely low level of knowledge regarding irony...sigh... WOW, i can’t believe i have never encountered the church of the FSM before! why don’t you send people door-to-door to make sure we all get the message? how was i to know that this was out there – and i find have not been living my life to the right standards up til now ( i haven’t worn my pirate outfit in nearly a decade!) i hope the FSM can see into my heart, and know that all along i have deeply worshipped noodles.
on a more serious and sad note, i just spent some time reading the hate mail file. i have previously been dismayed by the lack of critical thinking in this country…and now i see i have to be worried about an extremely low level of knowledge regarding irony…sigh…

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]]> Comment on Ok, here’s the thing by ATSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/30/ok-heres-the-thing/#comment-893514 ATSAP REVOL Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:25:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2573#comment-893514 Dear Jeremy, - Here I am. Posting again to this string. Remember back on October 30th (#27) I "asked God if he actually exists." You suggested I do this, Jeremy. All I requested was a simple demonstration that would have made me an instant convert. A positive result would have been a pretty minor miracle. A computer crashing isn't even much of a miracle, mine crashes all the time. - But it seems that the all-powerful God, who created the universe and has the power to flood the earth and kill all mankind, not to mention killing all the first-born in Egypt, was unable to screw up my Intel chip and thus keep me from adding this post. - Well, those who read this post can draw their own conclusions. Personally, I'm giving up on God permanently (and that goes for you too Thor, Jupiter, Zeus, and the other 3,000 or so gods). You flunked the test. So there! - ATSAP REVOL, The Disillusioned One Dear Jeremy,
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Here I am. Posting again to this string. Remember back on October 30th (#27) I “asked God if he actually exists.” You suggested I do this, Jeremy. All I requested was a simple demonstration that would have made me an instant convert. A positive result would have been a pretty minor miracle. A computer crashing isn’t even much of a miracle, mine crashes all the time.
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But it seems that the all-powerful God, who created the universe and has the power to flood the earth and kill all mankind, not to mention killing all the first-born in Egypt, was unable to screw up my Intel chip and thus keep me from adding this post.
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Well, those who read this post can draw their own conclusions. Personally, I’m giving up on God permanently (and that goes for you too Thor, Jupiter, Zeus, and the other 3,000 or so gods). You flunked the test. So there!
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ATSAP REVOL, The Disillusioned One

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]]> Comment on Ok, here’s the thing by Alladin bin Kebab http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/30/ok-heres-the-thing/#comment-893503 Alladin bin Kebab Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:55:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2573#comment-893503 Dear monster people Allah hates pasta!!! Allah akbar!!! Llalalalalalalalalalalala Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> Comment on Each and everyone of you by Lauren http://www.venganza.org/2009/09/04/each-and-everyone-of-you/#comment-893500 Lauren Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:42:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2512#comment-893500 I'm thankful that there are people like you in the world. They give me a good laugh. I’m thankful that there are people like you in the world. They give me a good laugh.

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]]> Comment on I find your ‘religion’ extremely offensive by Lauren http://www.venganza.org/2009/09/07/i-find-your-religion-extremely-offensive/#comment-893499 Lauren Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:39:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2320#comment-893499 I find your belief in crucified people rising from the grave, Saudi Arabians miraculously being whiter than my sheets, boys turning into lambs under knife point, and seas splitting in half at the whim of some poor egyptian orphan ridiculous, as I'm sure many others do. But we don't send YOU hate mail, do we? I find your belief in crucified people rising from the grave, Saudi Arabians miraculously being whiter than my sheets, boys turning into lambs under knife point, and seas splitting in half at the whim of some poor egyptian orphan ridiculous, as I’m sure many others do. But we don’t send YOU hate mail, do we?

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]]> Comment on This is Bullshit by Lauren http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-893497 Lauren Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:36:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-893497 HOLY FUCKING CAPLOCKS, BATMAN! HOLY FUCKING CAPLOCKS, BATMAN!

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