Comments for Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:50:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 Comment on Almost died by John http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/01/almost-died/#comment-843523 John Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:44:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2264#comment-843523 I'm glad you are okay and I hope the other two guys are alive. I’m glad you are okay and I hope the other two guys are alive.

]]> Comment on I find this sad by Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/20/i-find-this-sad/#comment-843513 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:35:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/20/i-find-this-sad.htm#comment-843513 I was raised as a Christian as well, and I'm 15. The only difference is that I'm a boy, and you're a girl. We aren't making up things to back it up, our proof is far more convincing than any proof you Christians can come up with. This religion makes as much sense, IF NOT MORE, than Christianity. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net I was raised as a Christian as well, and I’m 15. The only difference is that I’m a boy, and you’re a girl. We aren’t making up things to back it up, our proof is far more convincing than any proof you Christians can come up with. This religion makes as much sense, IF NOT MORE, than Christianity.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

]]> Comment on dude fsm sucks by Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks/#comment-843511 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:32:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-843511 I did think well. I thought for myself and where this whole Christianity thing was taking me. Now I'm not Christian. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net I did think well. I thought for myself and where this whole Christianity thing was taking me. Now I’m not Christian.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

]]> Comment on you no wat is stupid?! by Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/08/05/you-no-wat-is-stupid/#comment-843509 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:32:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/08/05/you-no-wat-is-stupid.htm#comment-843509 Then leave. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net Then leave.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

]]> Comment on confusion by Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/09/29/confusion/#comment-843500 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:20:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/09/29/confusion.htm#comment-843500 Intelligent Design implies an intelligent designer who knew exactly what he was doing and planned on doing it exactly as he did. FSMism believes in Unintelligent Design, where the Unintelligent Designer screwed up (he was drunk at the time) and that is why everything is so messed up. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net Intelligent Design implies an intelligent designer who knew exactly what he was doing and planned on doing it exactly as he did. FSMism believes in Unintelligent Design, where the Unintelligent Designer screwed up (he was drunk at the time) and that is why everything is so messed up.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

]]> Comment on Take head, the day of judgement is near … by Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near/#comment-843499 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:17:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/01/take-head-the-day-of-judgement-is-near.htm#comment-843499 We don't believe that, and we will continue to do this, because we all believe in this with our very souls. We feel the FSM's Noodly Appendage touching us. I respect your religion, now I expect the same thing in return. Thank you very much. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net We don’t believe that, and we will continue to do this, because we all believe in this with our very souls. We feel the FSM’s Noodly Appendage touching us. I respect your religion, now I expect the same thing in return. Thank you very much.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

]]> Comment on but whats the deal with fsmb by Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb/#comment-843496 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:15:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/04/but-whats-the-deal-with-fsmb.htm#comment-843496 Then get every Christian everywhere to cease going door to door or standing around on street corners pronouncing their religion. We'll be even. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net Then get every Christian everywhere to cease going door to door or standing around on street corners pronouncing their religion. We’ll be even.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

]]> Comment on lots of questions by Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/07/lots-of-questions/#comment-843495 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:13:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/07/lots-of-questions.htm#comment-843495 First of all, I respect you for inquiring instead of just blasting us. I will attempt to answer all of your questions. 1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles? Common misconception, He created noodles in His Noodly Image. We just didn't discover them until later. 2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there. I don't understand what you're asking. 3.how can FSM fly? He created gravity, so He can change it's properties therein. 4.how can FSM stay clumped together? We aren't really sure, but my theory is that His Sauce is quite sticky, and that is how His Noodles stay clumped. 5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs? Another common misconception, He created Meatballs in His Image, so as to put with our spaghetti in the holiest of meals. He gave someone the idea. 6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float? Same thing with gravity. 7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped) He simply did. It's like asking why did you plug up the monitor to the computer before turning it on, it doesn't really matter, you get the same end result. 8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors. These scientists are not saying that FSMism and Evolution go hand in hand, what they're saying is that if you teach Creationism in schools, you also have to teach FSMism as it has the same merit. 9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously. That is simply a fact. The Christian's God's testicles (the only balls on his body) are no where near as large as the FSM's Meatballs (the only balls on HIS body). just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period. I hope this has enlightened you! Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net First of all, I respect you for inquiring instead of just blasting us. I will attempt to answer all of your questions.

1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
Common misconception, He created noodles in His Noodly Image. We just didn’t discover them until later.

2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
I don’t understand what you’re asking.

3.how can FSM fly?
He created gravity, so He can change it’s properties therein.

4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
We aren’t really sure, but my theory is that His Sauce is quite sticky, and that is how His Noodles stay clumped.

5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
Another common misconception, He created Meatballs in His Image, so as to put with our spaghetti in the holiest of meals. He gave someone the idea.

6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
Same thing with gravity.

7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
He simply did. It’s like asking why did you plug up the monitor to the computer before turning it on, it doesn’t really matter, you get the same end result.

8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
These scientists are not saying that FSMism and Evolution go hand in hand, what they’re saying is that if you teach Creationism in schools, you also have to teach FSMism as it has the same merit.

9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
That is simply a fact. The Christian’s God’s testicles (the only balls on his body) are no where near as large as the FSM’s Meatballs (the only balls on HIS body).

just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.

I hope this has enlightened you!

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

]]> Comment on I am very concerned about something by Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2/#comment-843490 Garrick McElroy Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:05:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/10/15/i-am-very-concerned-about-something-2.htm#comment-843490 You're a genius. If I say anything more than this I'm going to start yelling at you. We don't believe in your Bible. Okay? We don't believe your Bible is correct. Get it? You’re a genius. If I say anything more than this I’m going to start yelling at you. We don’t believe in your Bible. Okay? We don’t believe your Bible is correct. Get it?

]]> Comment on omg by Shelldigger http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-843488 Shelldigger Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:03:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-843488 Apparently Brenden, #42, thinks irony is something you do to a shirt. Apparently Brenden, #42, thinks irony is something you do to a shirt.

]]> Comment on fsm is a way for him to make money by RAmener http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/21/fsm-is-a-way-for-him-to-make-money/#comment-843445 RAmener Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:34:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2230#comment-843445 RAMEN! RAMEN!

]]> Comment on omg by Brenden http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-843439 Brenden Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:10:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-843439 What?... Spaghetti Monster?... You gotta be kidding me. This is beyond stupid. I'm so sure that a spaghetti monster made this Earth. Earth was created by man, a man named God. Spaghetti was also created by man. I read that letter and what legal action are you going to take because we wont believe in this nonsense. You can't force us to believe in something so stupid as a spaghetti "MONSTER" that came and made this world for us. Once again, WE CREATED SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI DIDNT CREATE US! I mean seriously why do you think we would believe you. Why would you be so stupid as to even say this. When you die, who is going to take you? You think that you will go up to your spaghetti monster and he will give you everlasting life? I'm surprised you actually had the guts to make this public. Who cares if you have 10 million spaghetti worshippers. How many more people do you think believes in God? Millions more! I just can't get over the fact that people would be stupid enough to believe you. You want to teach us about how spaghetti made the world in our schools. HA! Who would be stupid enough to allow that. And what are you going to do call the cops and say, "ARREST THE SCHOOLS FOR NOT BELIEVING THAT THIS WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!" Go see a counselar or something. Get some help. Start living in the real world that was created by God. And why doesnt your spaghetti monster do something about us non-believers in your stupid religion. Why doesnt he do something about it to show us he was the one who created this world. I hope you wake up one day and realize that it was not my friggen dinner that i ate last night that created this world. Start living a real life in a real world created by God. -Start believing What?… Spaghetti Monster?… You gotta be kidding me. This is beyond stupid. I’m so sure that a spaghetti monster made this Earth. Earth was created by man, a man named God. Spaghetti was also created by man. I read that letter and what legal action are you going to take because we wont believe in this nonsense. You can’t force us to believe in something so stupid as a spaghetti “MONSTER” that came and made this world for us. Once again, WE CREATED SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI DIDNT CREATE US! I mean seriously why do you think we would believe you. Why would you be so stupid as to even say this. When you die, who is going to take you? You think that you will go up to your spaghetti monster and he will give you everlasting life? I’m surprised you actually had the guts to make this public. Who cares if you have 10 million spaghetti worshippers. How many more people do you think believes in God? Millions more! I just can’t get over the fact that people would be stupid enough to believe you. You want to teach us about how spaghetti made the world in our schools. HA! Who would be stupid enough to allow that. And what are you going to do call the cops and say, “ARREST THE SCHOOLS FOR NOT BELIEVING THAT THIS WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!” Go see a counselar or something. Get some help. Start living in the real world that was created by God. And why doesnt your spaghetti monster do something about us non-believers in your stupid religion. Why doesnt he do something about it to show us he was the one who created this world. I hope you wake up one day and realize that it was not my friggen dinner that i ate last night that created this world. Start living a real life in a real world created by God.

-Start believing

]]> Comment on Good fun, at what cost? by billyblack http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/04/good-fun-at-what-cost/#comment-843436 billyblack Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:56:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/04/good-fun-at-what-cost/#comment-843436 now do you see why he made this religeon! look at all the hatemail and the people are saying like YOUR GOING TO HELL! this just shows you that if someone sees a religeon thats different from theirs they immedialtly criticize it. and i wanna thank every single FSM worshipper (I am one) for not being a shallow peice of shit like every one of those people who send hatemail to this site and again thank you -billy black now do you see why he made this religeon! look at all the hatemail and the people are saying like YOUR GOING TO HELL! this just shows you that if someone sees a religeon thats different from theirs they immedialtly criticize it. and i wanna thank every single FSM worshipper (I am one) for not being a shallow peice of shit like every one of those people who send hatemail to this site and again thank you

-billy black

]]> Comment on fsm is a way for him to make money by billyblack http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/21/fsm-is-a-way-for-him-to-make-money/#comment-843432 billyblack Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:41:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2230#comment-843432 so uh what are you hmmm? Oh catholic you say well, if you know what your EHEM "priests" do with the money you would praise the FSM and all of his noodley goodness oh and your haveing spaghetti tonight? WONDERFUL! maybe it will enlighten you. CAN I GET A RAMEN! so uh what are you hmmm? Oh catholic you say well, if you know what your EHEM “priests” do with the money you would praise the FSM and all of his noodley goodness oh and your haveing spaghetti tonight? WONDERFUL! maybe it will enlighten you. CAN I GET A RAMEN!

]]> Comment on Almost died by Kevin (NYC) http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/01/almost-died/#comment-843425 Kevin (NYC) Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:40:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2264#comment-843425 wow that is something else... good you weren't messing around back there. This is also a problem in the canyonlands of utah. If you are in a arroyo or chute and it rains miles away.. you don't even know anything is up until a wave of water comes rushing down. people die quite often this way. I don't think those guys are going to make it. after a while the water drains out your body heat and you can't stay awake. wow that is something else… good you weren’t messing around back there.

This is also a problem in the canyonlands of utah. If you are in a arroyo or chute and it rains miles away.. you don’t even know anything is up until a wave of water comes rushing down. people die quite often this way.

I don’t think those guys are going to make it. after a while the water drains out your body heat and you can’t stay awake.

]]> Comment on Almost died by Michael Riley http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/01/almost-died/#comment-843268 Michael Riley Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:09:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2264#comment-843268 Just glad you're okay, hope the other two guys were as well. Just glad you’re okay, hope the other two guys were as well.

]]> Comment on well you really have people fooled by jordan http://www.venganza.org/2009/03/31/well-you-really-have-people-fooled/#comment-843228 jordan Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:24:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/03/31/well-you-really-have-people-fooled/#comment-843228 one more thing im 14 im pretty smart sir but how do you burn in hell and stay on earth during the apocolypse at the same time? im pree sure u can only be at one place at one time one more thing im 14 im pretty smart sir but how do you burn in hell and stay on earth during the apocolypse at the same time? im pree sure u can only be at one place at one time

]]> Comment on well you really have people fooled by jordan http://www.venganza.org/2009/03/31/well-you-really-have-people-fooled/#comment-843225 jordan Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:21:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/03/31/well-you-really-have-people-fooled/#comment-843225 im 14 and go to christian school ive had teachers say actually all sins are the same ive herd all this bull shit about how you will burn in hell as well i now know by the ignorance of the "christains" at my school that god is not real they will rant about other religions but once somthing touchy about their god comes up they go ballistick message to all of you GROW UP im 14 and go to christian school ive had teachers say actually all sins are the same ive herd all this bull shit about how you will burn in hell as well i now know by the ignorance of the “christains” at my school that god is not real they will rant about other religions but once somthing touchy about their god comes up they go ballistick message to all of you GROW UP

]]> Comment on Have you ever read what you have written? by jordan http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-843222 jordan Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:16:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-843222 Wow im 14 i stopped beliveing in imaginary things like god when i was 5 there is no one who is everything that has been there forever to rule all with no sense of time or space grow up. Wow im 14 i stopped beliveing in imaginary things like god when i was 5 there is no one who is everything that has been there forever to rule all with no sense of time or space grow up.

]]> Comment on FSM4EVR by Lucien Relation http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/25/fsm4evr/#comment-843194 Lucien Relation Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:04:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2253#comment-843194 I love the pirate outfit and the way it fits with the BMW car :) The thing to say is: Nice ship, captain! I love the pirate outfit and the way it fits with the BMW car :) The thing to say is: Nice ship, captain!

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