Comments for Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 Comment on Ok, here’s the thing by TiltedHorizon http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/30/ok-heres-the-thing/#comment-898445 TiltedHorizon Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2573#comment-898445 "P.S. Has anyone here actually honestly asked God whether He exists?" Yes! I just did, God says "I do exist". Thinking I may be crazy I asked the dust bunnies under my bed if I should trust him, they said "No". Now I'm back were I started.... :( “P.S. Has anyone here actually honestly asked God whether He exists?”

Yes! I just did, God says “I do exist”. Thinking I may be crazy I asked the dust bunnies under my bed if I should trust him, they said “No”.

Now I’m back were I started…. :(

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]]> Comment on It was with the utmost regret by Steve of God http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/13/it-was-with-the-utmost-regret/#comment-898443 Steve of God Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:21:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2608#comment-898443 @Luke Human intelligence and "scientific method" cannot explain that which is inexplicable to any but the divine intelligence of the Holy Trinity. It is the folly of man to deny faith and embark upon this useless quest. Sure science has it's place - DVD's, frozen dinners and tomahawk cruise missles are all wonderful things, but spirituality also has its place. Without God, the future of man and the world would be both short and dark. Man needs purpose, hope and faith. This "FSM" business is simply one man's attempt to gain a little fame and sell a few T-shirts. Don't get too caught up in your own narcissistic belief that you hold all the answers. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> Comment on I hadn’t even heard of this religion by Run! It's a preist Johhny! http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/06/i-hadnt-even-heard-of-this-religion/#comment-898427 Run! It's a preist Johhny! Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:24:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2596#comment-898427 How dare your teacher speak of such awesomeness at school! That is an insult to this religon. Seriously though, we have proof. For example, we are far more closely related to pirates than chimps. I dare you to say that it wrong. Next of all, I don't belive you have any fossils of Jesus or any of the other prophets of your religion do you? Also, Christianity isn't practiced in every country. But do you know what IS found in every country? Pasta. Not Jesus statues, of crosses, but pasta. If your god is real, wouldn't he be found in more places? FSM is found everywhere for he created everything. Now who has no proof? : ) How dare your teacher speak of such awesomeness at school! That is an insult to this religon. Seriously though, we have proof. For example, we are far more closely related to pirates than chimps. I dare you to say that it wrong. Next of all, I don’t belive you have any fossils of Jesus or any of the other prophets of your religion do you? Also, Christianity isn’t practiced in every country. But do you know what IS found in every country? Pasta. Not Jesus statues, of crosses, but pasta. If your god is real, wouldn’t he be found in more places? FSM is found everywhere for he created everything. Now who has no proof? : )

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]]> Comment on It was with the utmost regret by dudewaitwhat http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/13/it-was-with-the-utmost-regret/#comment-898423 dudewaitwhat Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:11:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2608#comment-898423 @Steve of God Your religion offers up stories about God having men sacrifice their children and taking away first borns. You say that our hearts are filled with ugliness and that we are misleaden? If taking in the light of Jesus means having to live in constant fear that I might burn for eternity because I don't do what the bible suggests, I'm not sure I want to be enlightened. Here's a tip: The next time you try to convince somebody to come over to the darkside, don't tell them they're going to rot in hell. Try something like "there is a beer volocano with strippers." Yeah. That might work. @Steve of God
Your religion offers up stories about God having men sacrifice their children and taking away first borns. You say that our hearts are filled with ugliness and that we are misleaden? If taking in the light of Jesus means having to live in constant fear that I might burn for eternity because I don’t do what the bible suggests, I’m not sure I want to be enlightened. Here’s a tip: The next time you try to convince somebody to come over to the darkside, don’t tell them they’re going to rot in hell. Try something like “there is a beer volocano with strippers.” Yeah. That might work.

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]]> Comment on This is just… wow by Emily http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/23/this-is-just-wow/#comment-898421 Emily Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:05:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2571#comment-898421 haha ohhh myyy gosh, this hate mail is hillarious. He doesnt know this religion is a joke!! hahahahaha i couldnt stop laughing! I wouldnt even call it a religion haha, i would call it....idk a group of humorous science lovers haha :) i love this website haha haha ohhh myyy gosh, this hate mail is hillarious. He doesnt know this religion is a joke!! hahahahaha i couldnt stop laughing! I wouldnt even call it a religion haha, i would call it….idk a group of humorous science lovers haha :) i love this website haha

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]]> Comment on The village called by shaun http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-898420 shaun Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:04:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-898420 jeffrey!!! haha, this is exactly why this reglion exists! because people like your self cant apprieciate lifes finer points. Get a sense of humor and ditch the most evil thing in the world...your religion. jeffrey!!! haha, this is exactly why this reglion exists! because people like your self cant apprieciate lifes finer points. Get a sense of humor and ditch the most evil thing in the world…your religion.

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]]> Comment on It was with the utmost regret by ubernoodle http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/13/it-was-with-the-utmost-regret/#comment-898419 ubernoodle Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:04:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2608#comment-898419 You may want to be careful there stevie. I mean you wouldn't want FSM to have to reach out and "touch" you with one of his noodely appendages would you? I believe he keeps the pimp appendage strong due to the sheer number of strippers he must deal with. You may want to be careful there stevie. I mean you wouldn’t want FSM to have to reach out and “touch” you with one of his noodely appendages would you?
I believe he keeps the pimp appendage strong due to the sheer number of strippers he must deal with.

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]]> Comment on Frequently Asked Questions by Johnny Zee http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-898417 Johnny Zee Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:46:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-898417 Can pastafarians eat pasta? Can pastafarians eat pasta?

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]]> Comment on It was with the utmost regret by Awais Kemal http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/13/it-was-with-the-utmost-regret/#comment-898389 Awais Kemal Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:07:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2608#comment-898389 "Do you really think your bowl of noodles will enspire fear?" 1. You misspelled inspire 2. Why should we want FSM to inspire fear? 3. He isn't in a bowl, he is a FLYING Spaghetti Monster RAmen sir, Awais Kemal “Do you really think your bowl of noodles will enspire fear?”

1. You misspelled inspire
2. Why should we want FSM to inspire fear?
3. He isn’t in a bowl, he is a FLYING Spaghetti Monster

RAmen sir,

Awais Kemal

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]]> Comment on Wow, I didn’t think this was real by Anthony http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-898368 Anthony Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:00:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-898368 OKAY THATS IT IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU CHRISTIANS AND YER HATEMAIL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SO DAMN QWICK TO JUDGE WELL ILL LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT WE WANT AND I BELIEVE THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTY MONSTER. YOU SAY THIS WEBSITE IS OPEN TO COMMENTS YEA COMMENTS NOT HATE MAIL. I DONT BASH ON YER RELIGION DONT BASH ON OURS, YOU THINK FSM IS REDICULOUS WELL I THINK AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A CLOUD IS REDICULOUS TOO YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUBBORN ON YOUR OWN RELIGION YOU THINK ANYBODY WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY IS YER SO CALLED "SINNER" WELL THEN I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO YOURSELF! OKAY THATS IT IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU CHRISTIANS AND YER HATEMAIL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SO DAMN QWICK TO JUDGE WELL ILL LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT WE WANT AND I BELIEVE THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTY MONSTER. YOU SAY THIS WEBSITE IS OPEN TO COMMENTS YEA COMMENTS NOT HATE MAIL. I DONT BASH ON YER RELIGION DONT BASH ON OURS, YOU THINK FSM IS REDICULOUS WELL I THINK AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A CLOUD IS REDICULOUS TOO YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUBBORN ON YOUR OWN RELIGION YOU THINK ANYBODY WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY IS YER SO CALLED “SINNER” WELL THEN I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!

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]]> Comment on well you really have people fooled by tim http://www.venganza.org/2009/03/31/well-you-really-have-people-fooled/#comment-898365 tim Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:49:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/03/31/well-you-really-have-people-fooled/#comment-898365 i didn't know a constipated jackass burns better than any other. One learns here each single day i didn’t know a constipated jackass burns better than any other. One learns here each single day

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]]> Comment on It was with the utmost regret by nessyman http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/13/it-was-with-the-utmost-regret/#comment-898339 nessyman Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:05:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2608#comment-898339 Why is it that you think that you have the right to come and insult people and threaten pastafarians using hell threats and bad grammar? I know it's stupid to use your grammar as an insult, but if you ever really cared about god and jesus you would never have come to the place where we mock him in order to just complain and tell us how to live our lives. Pastafarians are the mis of anti religious people who find the foundations of christianity hilariously stupid and useless to society, people do not wish to remain humble and terrified of some mans imagination, and somehow christians insult pastafarians and tell them to obey their god in order to gain salvation, whereas you are not following your own boundries in being humble and honest, because if you were really being honest you would have had to see god himself in order to say that he really has existed. Why is it that you think that you have the right to come and insult people and threaten pastafarians using hell threats and bad grammar?

I know it’s stupid to use your grammar as an insult, but if you ever really cared about god and jesus you would never have come to the place where we mock him in order to just complain and tell us how to live our lives. Pastafarians are the mis of anti religious people who find the foundations of christianity hilariously stupid and useless to society, people do not wish to remain humble and terrified of some mans imagination, and somehow christians insult pastafarians and tell them to obey their god in order to gain salvation, whereas you are not following your own boundries in being humble and honest, because if you were really being honest you would have had to see god himself in order to say that he really has existed.

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]]> Comment on I hadn’t even heard of this religion by Tony http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/06/i-hadnt-even-heard-of-this-religion/#comment-898332 Tony Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:47:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2596#comment-898332 CHRISTIANITY the belief that a cosmic jewish zombie will give you eternal life if symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him hes your master all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. MAKES PERFECT SENSE! Not really. Ramen CHRISTIANITY the belief that a cosmic jewish zombie will give you eternal life if symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him hes your master all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
Not really.
Ramen

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]]> Comment on It was with the utmost regret by Jill http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/13/it-was-with-the-utmost-regret/#comment-898302 Jill Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:13:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2608#comment-898302 Chuck, if you're reading this...you've really disappointed me. I'm a Christian, and I'm very upset by what you wrote. This is exactly the kind of thing that makes people not like Christians in the first place! Your tone sounds as though you're saying that you're perfect and all these people are beneath you. Well, I've got news: you're NOT perfect. Christian or not, none of us are perfect, and the Bible says we should be humble, not judgmental, and love our neighbors. You sound very self-righteous and ful, and you're threatening these people with Hell rather than showing them God's love. That's not how a Christian should act. Remember, we represent God to this world! -Jill p.s. To all you FSM supporters, I'm not gonna argue your beliefs (or "beliefs" or whatever) with you, because I know that a lot of Christianity is based on faith, and your FSM thing apparently is too (by the way, in case you hadn't noticed, I am of the opinion that none of you truly believe this, rather you're using it to make a point about religion - I'm not complaining, do what you like). Anyways, I know any debate will always end unresolved because Christianity can't be fully proved or disproved. Like I said, it's faith-based. Chuck, if you’re reading this…you’ve really disappointed me. I’m a Christian, and I’m very upset by what you wrote. This is exactly the kind of thing that makes people not like Christians in the first place! Your tone sounds as though you’re saying that you’re perfect and all these people are beneath you. Well, I’ve got news: you’re NOT perfect. Christian or not, none of us are perfect, and the Bible says we should be humble, not judgmental, and love our neighbors. You sound very self-righteous and ful, and you’re threatening these people with Hell rather than showing them God’s love. That’s not how a Christian should act. Remember, we represent God to this world!

-Jill

p.s. To all you FSM supporters, I’m not gonna argue your beliefs (or “beliefs” or whatever) with you, because I know that a lot of Christianity is based on faith, and your FSM thing apparently is too (by the way, in case you hadn’t noticed, I am of the opinion that none of you truly believe this, rather you’re using it to make a point about religion – I’m not complaining, do what you like). Anyways, I know any debate will always end unresolved because Christianity can’t be fully proved or disproved. Like I said, it’s faith-based.

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]]> Comment on Comment on the Open Letter by Kevin http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/discussion/#comment-898297 Kevin Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:39:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/about/open-letter/open-letter-comments/#comment-898297 the fsm is pretty funny but seriously - where did stuff come from? how did planet size rocks, stars/suns, gases come to be? we need to ask ourselves if we really believe something came from nothing and life came out of no life. where did seeds come from? a sequoyah tree seed is tiny and out of the seed comes the largest living thing on earth. just a few questions to get the noodle thinking. the fsm is pretty funny but seriously – where did stuff come from? how did planet size rocks, stars/suns, gases come to be? we need to ask ourselves if we really believe something came from nothing and life came out of no life. where did seeds come from? a sequoyah tree seed is tiny and out of the seed comes the largest living thing on earth. just a few questions to get the noodle thinking.

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]]> Comment on Comment on the Open Letter by Jey http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/discussion/#comment-898295 Jey Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:12:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/about/open-letter/open-letter-comments/#comment-898295 The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson I am going to buy this Gospel so I can pray to the Him. He who created all of the world and us. Hail to Holy Spagheti Monster. Let us pray brothers ans sisters, AMEN. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson
I am going to buy this Gospel so I can pray to the Him.

He who created all of the world and us.

Hail to Holy Spagheti Monster.

Let us pray brothers ans sisters, AMEN.

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]]> Comment on FSM mentioned on CNN – video by Anon http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/cnn/#comment-898291 Anon Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:44:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/cnn/#comment-898291 @Number 53, Obama's president now. Thought I'd let you know. @Number 53, Obama’s president now. Thought I’d let you know.

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]]> Comment on It was with the utmost regret by robotulism http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/13/it-was-with-the-utmost-regret/#comment-898290 robotulism Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:38:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2608#comment-898290 I think it's fake anyway. But, I wonder why people use passages and stories from a book and religion I don't believe to tell me that I am wrong? This happens in every religious discussion I have ever gotten into. I say "I am a member of the church of the flying spaghetti monster, so I don't believe your religion." Then they say, "Well, the 10 commandments say that there is no god before Him and not to worship false idols." Then I tell them I don't believe their commandments, so why are you telling me I have to follow them, or whatever. The whole thing is such a funny religious circular conversation. I don't believe that the bible is anything more than stories written and collected by old men a long time ago. So telling me about how I am wrong according to said book is just silly. Jesus Christ. Use some logic here. That's like saying to someone who enjoys burger king that they are wrong and are going to burn in hell because taco bell says to think outside the bun. Seriously. I think it’s fake anyway.

But, I wonder why people use passages and stories from a book and religion I don’t believe to tell me that I am wrong? This happens in every religious discussion I have ever gotten into. I say “I am a member of the church of the flying spaghetti monster, so I don’t believe your religion.” Then they say, “Well, the 10 commandments say that there is no god before Him and not to worship false idols.” Then I tell them I don’t believe their commandments, so why are you telling me I have to follow them, or whatever. The whole thing is such a funny religious circular conversation.
I don’t believe that the bible is anything more than stories written and collected by old men a long time ago. So telling me about how I am wrong according to said book is just silly. Jesus Christ. Use some logic here.

That’s like saying to someone who enjoys burger king that they are wrong and are going to burn in hell because taco bell says to think outside the bun. Seriously.

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]]> Comment on I hadn’t even heard of this religion by Anon http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/06/i-hadnt-even-heard-of-this-religion/#comment-898288 Anon Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:30:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2596#comment-898288 You don't seem to get it. Also, as posted before, there have been petrified noodles found. You don’t seem to get it. Also, as posted before, there have been petrified noodles found.

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]]> Comment on Where no Christians dare to go by Molzahn http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/03/where-no-christians-dare-to-go/#comment-898282 Molzahn Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:24:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/03/where-no-christians-dare-to-go.htm#comment-898282 "bless you and keep you whole wheat" “bless you and keep you whole wheat”

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