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Popcorn FSM

Published April 22nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I have converted to Pastafarianism, after I found that the Flying spaghetti monster had honoured me with his presence and touched my popcorn with his noodly appendages!

-Pastafarian Emma
Leeds, U.K.

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hot glass sighting

Published April 18th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson
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Spotted at the International Hot Glass Invitational 2009

His Noodly Appendage can also manipulate molten glass into graven/delightful images of Himself.

-Pastafarian Brian

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ice fsm sighting

Published April 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Pastafarian Larry spotted this manifestation of the FSM in Canada.

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Clothing shop sighting

Published April 15th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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FSM, with ample noodley appendages, spotted blessing fashionistas at a clothing shop on Queen’s Row, Bristol, England on Monday 13th April 2009.

-Pastafarian Tom

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touched office plant

Published April 7th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I left the office for the weekend and forgot to water my plant. When I arrived on Monday, I saw the Great Noodly One had bestowed his presence upon me.

-eo

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20 dollar bill

Published April 6th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I was in Barnes & Noble the other day about to buy a Bible when I pulled out a $20 bill and was amazed to see that His Noodliness had revealed himself to me. I have since converted to Pastafarianism, which is clearly the much tastier alternative to Christianity.

-Morgan

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Madrid sighting

Published March 31st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I was very lucky to catch this glimpse of the FSM passing at very
low altitude over a park in Madrid.

The image is unfortunately a bit obscured by a stone abutment.

-Pastafarian Henry

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Fairyland album

Published March 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Look closely at the band FairyLand’s latest album and you’ll see the Pirate Fish.

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FSM in China

Published March 26th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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His Noodliness appears in the form of a mini-Chinese alter consiting of incense and two madarines in Hong Kong. Indeed, we Chinese have worshipped His Noodliness since the beginning of the world.

- Pastafarian Christina

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FSM got me off work

Published March 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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So I was having a terrible day at work, more for personal reasons than the job itself, but I was, when the boss walks in and ask: “Would you mind finnishing early, I could do with getting off and would like to lock up”. I’m sure you’ll agree this does not even qualify as a question. Anyway, feeling alot happier I headed home and when I got back turned to open my car door and get out; when I spotted a smudge on my window that nothing could have possibly prepared me for. I believe it obvious that not only is this undeniable proof of the Flying spaghetti monsters existance, but also that he came to me this afternoon and through divine intervention, aided me in my time of need.

My apologies for the low quality of the photograph I took, however I had only a camera phone to hand, and did not believe his noodelyness would wish to linger too long as I’m sure he is a very busy deity. Anyway, It is my hope that through this sighting, at least a few more of his children who are still ignorant of his being are able to see the truth, and they themselves come to believe.

Yours in all good faith and meatballs

-Pastafarian John

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American.


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