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Shrine to the FSM in France

Published September 11th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

nice boat

noodly

the real pirate fish

While visiting “Les Machines de l’Ile Nantes” in france I discovered a great shrine to The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The construction of a vast noodly walkway in progress, and a huge pirate fish of their creation.

I thanked the FSM for extending his noodly appendage to me even when on holiday.

Pastafarian Reuben.

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holy city sighting

Published September 9th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

holy city

I was delighted to see this manifestation of His Noodleness in in the Tower of David adjacent to the Jaffa Gate in the Old City Walls of Jerusalem. Awesome, don’t you think?

Y. R.

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Noodle Dome

Published September 7th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

noodle dome

i want to eat Him

Pictures supplied by Pastafarian April.

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Coffee grounds sighting and Feminism vs. FSM

Published September 4th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

i like coffee

As an athiest and a feminist, I have had a lot of trouble with your Church’s vision of “heaven”. ..really, a stripper factory?!?! As a herteosexual woman, I don’t find this vision of heaven very appealing. And I really don’t like beer at all. I’m more of a red wine gal. I also have had problems with Pastafarianism since my doctor told me I have to cut back on carbs. I admit, giving up pasta has me really stresses out, so much so that while cleaning my kitchen up today, I dropped a coffee filter FULL of wet ground on the floor. As I started to clean it up, His Nooldy Goodness touched me and gave me this vision:

In Heaven, I can eat all the pasta I want and still have the body of a stripper! I can run my “self” through the Stripper Factory system over and over again, changing my appearance by pushing the “reset button” before I go into it. I will have infinite costumes, hair and make-up changes and I will feel strong and vibrant enough to pole dance (something I can’t do now since I’m almost 60.) “He” also whispered into my ear that the beer in heaven tastes the way one wants it to taste…so the Beer Volcano is magical in that the beer sometimes tastes like a chocolate milk shake – or – a really nice Cabernet. It really solves all my theological problems.

When the vision faded, I awoke on the kitchen floor thinking I had had a stroke, but then, I saw the splattered coffee grounds (see attachment) and knew I had truely been blessed by “Him”.

Alison in Sherman Oaks

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Bat flower

Published September 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

it looks alive

Eron spotted this “Bat Flower” at the Conservatory of Flowers in San Francisco.

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Glacier Park sighting

Published August 31st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

i want to touch it

Spotted on the Trail of the Cedars, Glacier National Park, Montana by Pastafarian Denise

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Alien Rattle or FSM?

Published August 27th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

"Alien Rattle" or the FSM, you be the judge

While scouting for toys for my 8-month-old daughter, I noticed something. Something awesome. Something… divine? See the picture.

I take this as evidence that His Great Lordship wants us to procreate, bearing bazillions of children who will learn of Him and worship Him…and to show that he has a nurturing side (Ave Marinara). (Plus, this attaches to a car seat! A sure sign he wants the children to be traveled, well-learned, and stimulated.)

-Kelly

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Mars evidence

Published August 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

While perusing images from NASA’s Astronomy picture of the day site I found photographic evidence of his noodley goodness on Mars. Here is the original link – just ignore what the saps at NASA claim it is!
-Tom

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splat

Published August 21st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

goop

I was at work, contemplating on which deity to give my faith (since I have to believe in something, right). Being an atheist was boring. Wouldn’t ya know it, the sky-god lovers were right about something. Anyway, I was looking for a sign, and POOF (splat), there was his noodley goodness, manifest in the palm of my hand. Thank you, our loving dish, for touching me in such noodley loving fashion. I’ll no longer walk around lost in the sauce.

RAmen, Phyve

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Canada lake sighting

Published August 19th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Our hearts were touched by his noodley appendage at Balsam Lake, Ontario.

RAmen,
Stefanie and Ryan

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