Behold, FSM graces us with His presence during our network upgrade! Blessed Be the packets that travel down these wires!
-Thomas
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Spotted while kayaking the Gunpowder Falls in Maryland.
-Sarah
Cristian spotted the FSM in this Chilean comic. In Spanish it reads, “Looks tasty, doesn’t it? Would you pass me the Parmesan.”
No doubt this will incite all sorts of hateful responses because that’s a legitimate and not-at-all unreasonable and nutty response to a cartoon.
I’m a poor broke college student, so I can’t quite afford a ship. This is the next best thing.
Fred
Meringue corresponces found between phyto planktons and the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
That microcosmic creature is sailing in sea using carbon dioxide from fleck atmosphere to grown. It’s very rapidly reacting in its environment. I didn’t find any direct link within pirates, but under the climate change autothrophs could get lower photosynthesis levels to survive.
-Olga, from Finland
Oh Pastafarians !
Behold the FSM !
Every morning, when I go to work on my bike and I am right in front of Fundació Tàpies (www.fundaciotapies.org) in Barcelona (Spain), I have this revealing vision of the FSM.
What do you think? Real or delusion?
Ramen.
Every year about this time, mysterious strangers hang multiple Orange FSM ornaments on our cedar trees.
–Karen
Very interesting! I had to post all the photos Karen sent.
(Unenlightened) scientists would have us believe these noodly orbs are Ceder-Apple rust on Eastern Red Cedars. You can decide for yourselves.
I am a devotees of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if for no other reason than His brilliant insight that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of Pirates since the 1800s. We are proud to dedicate our regular Correlation of the week to this observation, and on my recent trip to Tonga, He showed me that He is pleased with our work.
On walking through a cemetery in the Tongan capital Nuku’alofa, I spotted the following dedication to His Noodliness. Whilst Christianity is by far the major religion in Tonga, there seems to be evidence that the FSM church is working with both Christianity and the traditional culture, and growing in the South Pacific – the very place that global warming and rising sea-levels will have the biggest effect, and therefore the greatest need for pirates.
Then during the night I awoke and managed to snap this quick photo as He appeared to me from our fale roof. You can clearly see His glory shining through.
I like to think He is happy with our spreading of His word through Correlation of the week. More on this story here: http://www.mrscienceshow.com/2009/09/flying-spaghetti-monster-appearance-in.html
The FSM was spotted on Reddit’s newest poster. I’ve been a fan of Reddit for years. I don’t want to know how many hours I’ve lost to that site.
I found this at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland Ohio. We are truly blessed by his presence.
Ohio Pirate
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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