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Network Upgrade Sighting

Published May 20th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

blessed packets

Behold, FSM graces us with His presence during our network upgrade! Blessed Be the packets that travel down these wires!

-Thomas

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Gunpowder Falls sighting

Published May 18th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

That water looks so cold.  You are a tough lady, Sarah.

Spotted while kayaking the Gunpowder Falls in Maryland.

-Sarah

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Blasphemous cartoon

Published May 17th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I just noticed it was the Devil and God

Cristian spotted the FSM in this Chilean comic.  In Spanish it reads, “Looks tasty, doesn’t it?  Would you pass me the Parmesan.”

No doubt this will incite all sorts of hateful responses because that’s a legitimate and not-at-all unreasonable and nutty response to a cartoon. 

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meager pirate boat

Published May 16th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I can relate

I’m a poor broke college student, so I can’t quite afford a ship. This is the next best thing.
 
Fred

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phyto plankton evidence

Published May 16th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

planctol

Meringue corresponces found between phyto planktons and the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

That microcosmic creature is sailing in sea using carbon dioxide from fleck atmosphere to grown. It’s very rapidly reacting in its environment. I didn’t find any direct link within pirates, but under the climate change autothrophs could get lower photosynthesis levels to survive.

-Olga, from Finland

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Sighting in Barcelona

Published May 3rd, 2010 by user-submitted

Oh Pastafarians !

Behold the FSM !

Every morning, when I go to work on my bike and I am right in front of Fundació Tàpies (www.fundaciotapies.org) in Barcelona (Spain), I have this revealing vision of the FSM.

What do you think? Real or delusion?

Ramen.

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Mysterious strangers

Published April 29th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

noodly orb

Every year about this time, mysterious strangers hang multiple Orange FSM ornaments on our cedar trees.
–Karen

 

Very interesting! I had to post all the photos Karen sent.

those are clearly noodly appendages

looks like a meatball

(Unenlightened) scientists would have us believe these noodly orbs are Ceder-Apple rust on Eastern Red Cedars.  You can decide for yourselves.

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FSM in Tonga

Published April 23rd, 2010 by user-submitted

I am a devotees of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if for no other reason than His brilliant insight that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of Pirates since the 1800s. We are proud to dedicate our regular Correlation of the week to this observation, and on my recent trip to Tonga, He showed me that He is pleased with our work.

On walking through a cemetery in the Tongan capital Nuku’alofa, I spotted the following dedication to His Noodliness. Whilst Christianity is by far the major religion in Tonga, there seems to be evidence that the FSM church is working with both Christianity and the traditional culture, and growing in the South Pacific – the very place that global warming and rising sea-levels will have the biggest effect, and therefore the greatest need for pirates.

Then during the night I awoke and managed to snap this quick photo as He appeared to me from our fale roof. You can clearly see His glory shining through.

I like to think He is happy with our spreading of His word through Correlation of the week. More on this story here: http://www.mrscienceshow.com/2009/09/flying-spaghetti-monster-appearance-in.html

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Reddit poster sighting

Published April 22nd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The FSM was spotted on Reddit’s newest poster. I’ve been a fan of Reddit for years. I don’t want to know how many hours I’ve lost to that site.

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Case Western Reserve sighting

Published April 18th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I found this at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland Ohio. We are truly blessed by his presence.
Ohio Pirate

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