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Ancient Swedish Pirate

Published April 13th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

I was stunned by the Sightings page on the church website, and something told me I’d be able to witness FSM right away.

I reached to my bookshelf and immediately had two sightings.
Picture 1 is handcrafted postcards I recently bought in a local department store.

Picture 2 is a souvenir a friend of mine brought from Sweden. I originally thought it depicted a viking, but now I have no doubt this is an ancient Swedish pirate, blessed by a beard in His image and His likeness.

Peace,
Ilya / Riga, Latvia

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The FSM Is Protecting Your Children

Published February 29th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

My wife and I returned from Target to apply our new child safety lock on our under-the-sink cabinet when i thought "Whoa Its the FSM!"

- Paul N, Kansas City, MO

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Clearly the young one has been noodled

Published February 20th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

My boyfriend’s granddaughter drew the attached, of her own volition, when she was only 4 years old. Clearly the young one has been noodled. We are not surprised – the innocent see the absolute truth…. Nevertheless, we are encouraged to see His Noodliness reaching out to the youth.
Ramen,

Katya

Fantastic! I’m encouraged as well.

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Is this motion blur or proof of His existence?

Published November 2nd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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I snapped this picture on the road a few years ago and I just noticed the manifestation of his noodliness as I was browsing through my picture archives.
- ATXD

The question I have is, will Adobe’s anti-blur technology cause people to doubt these miraculous sightings?

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That is one pointy cupcake. Or is it Him?

Published October 28th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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I was honored to find His Holiness turning up at a bake sale at my nursing home last week… proving that He cares about us through every stage of life.
– Scott

Pointy foods are more delicious because they have more surface area, and thus a higher flavor density. –Science

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This petroglyph is insurmountable proof of His existence

Published October 24th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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I found this petroglyph (rock carving) at Newspaper Rock in Utah. These carvings date back thousands of years, possibly even predating pirates.

-David

The evidence keeps mounting. Nice work, David.

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Another pasta Bible, what is this blasphemy?

Published October 23rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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When shopping in an organic food store in Leuven, Belgium, I spotted these Pasta Bibles next to Noodle based foods.

I was a bit fearful to read it, as I do not wish to be exposed possible fake literature contradicting the our Gospel.

After a quick review, I realized it was a picture book of His Noodlyness in many different manifestations.

Comes with descriptions in Dutch language on how exactly He was boiled for our sins.

Ramen,

Vinz

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Modern Art sighting

Published October 14th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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Hi Bobby, I believe that I have seen an admittedly rather lean representation of the FSM in London’s Tate Modern Art Gallery, I have attached a photo for you. The ‘work’ was created by Joseph Beuys (1921-1986) and is called Table with Accumulator 1958-85. What can the mysterious reduction in His noodly appendages mean? Seeing as today is a Friday, I shall be mostly eating spaghetti. Ramen.

–Matt

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Miraculous low tide sighting

Published October 7th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

It is a miracle!!

While at a marine conservation workshop on the North Sea island of Sylt, His Holiness revealed himself to me. This is a picture of two forms on the low tide mud flats. Some people say they are worm burrows, but I know his Noodleyness when I see him.

Keeping up the fight and spreading the word while here in Germany,
Laura Bordelon

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Road mark sighting

Published October 5th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

I was walking with my son one evening last month when we spotted the Noodly one on a road marking. We gave thanks by eating pasta twirls with cheese and tomato as soon as we got home.

David & Ben — Carlow, Ireland