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E. Coli resembles the FSM — coincidence?

Published October 3rd, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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The attached photo is of a small, hand-held, plush creature meant to represent the bacterium E. Coli. I obtained this little guy at a science fair in Corvallis Oregon. I believe the creature looks a lot like Him and I think that the fact that it was obtained at a science fair is no small coincidence…

Dr. Audrey

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Japanese manhole cover looks familiar

Published August 31st, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

manholecover

Jinnger spotted this Japanese manhole cover.  Could this be the FSM?  What’s the significance?  

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I spotted the FSM at the Olympics

Published August 8th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

goodseat

And He has the best seat in the house.

-Nate

Nate, I think you might be right, but can we be sure this is the FSM, and not a Pastafarian evangelizing with athletic tape? I will watch more beach volleyball to investigate. For science.

[Spotted on Boston’s The Big Picture]

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Sighting in the Yucatan

Published August 8th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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Fellow Pastafarians,

I was pleased to discover clear representations of the FSM in artwork all over The Royal Playa del Carmen resort on the coast of Mexico.

RAmen, Andrew

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Ancient Swedish Pirate

Published April 13th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

 

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I was stunned by the Sightings page on the church website, and something told me I’d be able to witness FSM right away.

I reached to my bookshelf and immediately had two sightings.
Picture 1 is handcrafted postcards I recently bought in a local department store.

Picture 2 is a souvenir a friend of mine brought from Sweden. I originally thought it depicted a viking, but now I have no doubt this is an ancient Swedish pirate, blessed by a beard in His image and His likeness.

Peace,
Ilya / Riga, Latvia 

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The FSM Is Protecting Your Children

Published February 29th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

Safety First

My wife and I returned from Target to apply our new child safety lock on our under-the-sink cabinet when i thought "Whoa Its the FSM!"

- Paul N, Kansas City, MO

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Clearly the young one has been noodled

Published February 20th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

Young-Drawing

My boyfriend’s granddaughter drew the attached, of her own volition, when she was only 4 years old.  Clearly the young one has been noodled.  We are not surprised – the innocent see the absolute truth….  Nevertheless, we are encouraged to see His Noodliness reaching out to the youth.  
Ramen,

Katya

Fantastic! I’m encouraged as well.

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Is this motion blur or proof of His existence?

Published November 2nd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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I snapped this picture on the road a few years ago and I just noticed the manifestation of his noodliness as I was browsing through my picture archives.
- ATXD

The question I have is, will Adobe’s anti-blur technology cause people to doubt these miraculous sightings?

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That is one pointy cupcake. Or is it Him?

Published October 28th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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I was honored to find His Holiness turning up at a bake sale at my nursing home last week… proving that He cares about us through every stage of life.
– Scott

Pointy foods are more delicious because they have more surface area, and thus a higher flavor density.  –Science

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This petroglyph is insurmountable proof of His existence

Published October 24th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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I found this petroglyph (rock carving) at Newspaper Rock in Utah. These carvings date back thousands of years, possibly even predating pirates.

-David

The evidence keeps mounting.  Nice work, David.

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