A shipwreck off the North Carolina coast believed to be that of notorious pirate Blackbeard could be fully excavated in three years.
Read about it here.
Nick the Missionary from the ECU Flock of Dodos Screening has made another appearance!
Randy Olson was so pleased with my imopromptu performance at the last screening, that he flew me out to Hollywood for a screening at Graumans Egyptian theater. I had a great time, and spread the noodly word to many. I have attached a few photos from the event. Theres a couple of photos of me posing with the official dodos, a Darwin impersonator, the Director Randy Olson, and his mom and the star of the movie Muffy Moose. One is with the only celebrity I met Matt Walsh from the Upright Citizens Brigade. I also included the greatest photo of the trip! Its of FSM and a particularly buxom pirate wench we ran into. He seemed to be fond of her cleavage. I think thats what many of the strippers in heaven will look like!
More pictures can be found at Nick’s flickr page here.
Thank you very much Nick!
A couple of weeks ago, a few of my friends and I participated in a campus movie festival (http://www.campusmoviefest.com) and created a short documentary about someone following the wise teachings of the FSM. Seeing as your work in spreading his noodly word, especially the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, directly inspired the creation of the film, we decided you might like to see it.
The video can be viewed here
Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.
I like it.Â Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas.Â Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized.Â Ideas/Volunteers?
I have attached a picture of pirate weatherman reporting a rather low temperature, which is even more evidence that pirates reduce global warming.
A Holiday cartoon – I wish I knew who created this.
after centuries of battling Jesus for supremacy over
Christmas, Santa Claus has finally emerged victorious.
Enraged by Flying Spaghetti MonsterÃ¢Â€Â™s growing popularity,
Santa decides to terminate this growing trend. After learning
of his nemesis’s presence on the North Pole, Santa plans his
attack that will determine once and for all who will rule
supreme over the holiday that is Christmas!
Watch the video HERE.Â
In case you’re wondering…
Until we get the *real* pirate ship, I just want a little boat. Like this one:
A yacht like this runs about $35k. Considering the traffic this website gets, it should be no problem raising that much cash. Let’s try:
*Update* There is no longer a random shipping cost added to donations
At our office Christmas party, we had the surprise to be visited by one very special character: the Christmas Pirate! This guy was in for some plunder, but in a strange way: he would ask someone if he or she would prefer a new gift from his lot or rather steal another one’s gift that was already given; if the person chose the latter, he would then use his mighty weapon to threat the other poor chap to give away his gift (but was offered a new gift from his lot as a replacement)! And all of this was apparently supervised by Our Noodly Master Who was quietly sitting on the Christmas Pirate shoulder!
Fortunately, pictures were taken that prove I am not lying; I attached some of them to the present e-mail.
So, I would like the people to be warned about the existence of this new type of Santa and tell them that maybe milk and cookies won’t do it this year…