Hello, my name is Daniel (devoted Pastafarian).
I challenged my Gran to make an FSM cake for my 18th, and I’ve attached the result to this email. I thought it turned out rather well.
As of right now our team is at $970k – please consider joining us if you haven’t already. We can use all the help we can get.
For those who don’t know, Kiva is a nonprofit micro-lending organization that allows us to lend money to entrepreneurs in developing countries.
Please check it out and consider joining our team (there are now over 3000 of us). We’re getting *very* close to the $1million mark.
This is a picture about the celebration for the new year with my daughter, teaching her about the great miracles and love monesvol is willing to give to whoever wants to believe in him.
-Esteban. Bogota, Colombia
I’m happy to see that our religion continues to spread around the world. Welcome to our friends in Colombia.
Nice work everyone. Current stats:
Number of Team Members: 2,608
Number of Loans: 27,208
Total Amount Loaned: $801,475 (as of 11/29/2011).
Pretty awesome. I’ll just mention that Team FSM is above the Mormons by a hefty $80k, or about 4000 sets of magic underwear. Not that it’s a competition.
Please join Team FSM on Kiva if you haven’t already. It’s a good cause and our team messages are highly entertaining.
Our friend Matt Tillman has finished his major design project, an introduction to the Church of the FSM. You may remember a few weeks ago when we asked if there was a sound designer willing to help. Well, you guys came through with flying colors. Enormous thanks to one of our own ordained ministers, the Reverend Dajaun Martineau, for supplying the music and sound effects.
Here’s the video, it is truly amazing:
Amazing work. I predict a bright future Matt. I hope that both he and Dajaun are flooded with lucrative work opportunities for their good work.
When shopping in an organic food store in Leuven, Belgium, I spotted these Pasta Bibles next to Noodle based foods.
I was a bit fearful to read it, as I do not wish to be exposed possible fake literature contradicting the our Gospel.
After a quick review, I realized it was a picture book of His Noodlyness in many different manifestations.
Comes with descriptions in Dutch language on how exactly He was boiled for our sins.