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Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson

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Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.

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Kiva team FSM hit $1.5 Million

Published March 24th, 2013 by Bobby Henderson

 

Nice work everybody – Kiva Team FSM just reached $1.5 Million in loans.

Kiva is a non-profit micro-lending organization whose mission is to end poverty. We believe making small interest-free loans to 3rd-world entrepreneurs can be a big help. Please consider joining us if you haven’t already. Check it out.

Note —

We are currently 2nd place in the Religious Congregations category, just behind Team Baha’is. We are still ahead of the Mormons.

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FSM Begins Rapture In The Northeast

Published October 26th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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Too bad I live in Vancouver, I was hoping to be one of the first to feel the pull of the Holy Tentacles.

Even in name, a contradiction,

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Strong evidence of the FSM’s presence for sure, but I think it’s hasty to refer to this as Rapture. Perhaps He is there for protection?  Have any Easterners felt the Touch of His Noodly Appendage?

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Quebec City sighting

Published September 26th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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At The Citadel in Quebec City. His noodley appendages spread pasta goodness to the Québécois.

-Geoff

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FSM and Raptor Jesus

Published June 30th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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Check out this portrait of the FSM and Raptor Jesus.  I notice RJ is giving the shocker. 

Artist Firell created this piece — more can be found at her site here.

Note — We believe Firell’s work is based on this original piece by Adam C. LaMonica:

You can see more work on his DeviantArt page here.

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We had my daughter baptized for family reasons

Published May 19th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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We had my daughter baptized for family reasons. My price was that I got to choose the cake.

Submitted by Jeremy, baked by Marie-Eve

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I challenged my Gran to make an FSM Cake

Published May 15th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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Hello, my name is Daniel (devoted Pastafarian).

I challenged my Gran to make an FSM cake for my 18th, and I’ve attached the result to this email. I thought it turned out rather well.

Awesome!

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Kiva Team FSM – One Million

Published April 13th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

 

Congratulations everyone – Kiva Team FSM reached One Million in loans today.  Huge thanks to everyone who joined our team.

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Kiva Team FSM is close to 1 Million

Published March 26th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

As of right now our team is at $970k – please consider joining us if you haven’t already.  We can use all the help we can get.

For those who don’t know, Kiva is a nonprofit micro-lending organization that allows us to lend money to entrepreneurs in developing countries. 

Please check it out and consider joining our team (there are now over 3000 of us).  We’re getting *very* close to the $1million mark.

Kiva Team FSM

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The FSM Is Protecting Your Children

Published February 29th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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My wife and I returned from Target to apply our new child safety lock on our under-the-sink cabinet when i thought "Whoa Its the FSM!"

- Paul N, Kansas City, MO


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