YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE BELVING IN A STUPID SPAGETTI MONSTER U FUCKING QUEERS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A JOB AND A NEW RELIGION
-chris
Hate-Mail (and concerned criticism) Archives
you guys are a joke
Published by Bobby Henderson December 12th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 192 Commentswhat!?!
Published by Bobby Henderson December 11th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 221 CommentsI don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems, my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL! Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Saviour, and I hope for the sake of
your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!
GOD BLESS
LOVE DEEDEE
of course intelligent design should be taught
Published by Bobby Henderson December 8th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 128 CommentsOf course intelligent design should be taught.
For the simple philosophical premise of it being more than enough, And the fact that having consciousness within creation automatically proves its being designed, since consciousness is the only thing that can comprehend “design” and “not designed” infact, its the only thing that can comprehend at all. So if creation were not designed, it would not contain consciousness capable of “design” and we wouldnt all be here debating this would we.
-brian
Who’s doing the demonizing?
Published by Bobby Henderson December 8th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 73 CommentsWho’s doing the demonizing? I suppose you live south of the 49th, but Athiests who refrain from thrusting an agenda on others (and yes, lots of religious folks do do that) do not get very much flack here. Nor do Sihks, Buddhists or Unitarians. These sects do not, and this is where it might be instructional to your group to sit up and pay attention, construct websites with the single clear purpose being to discredit spiritual people. You are disrespectful and frankly, not too evolved. The rest of the world is striving to move toward to-ler-ance and you’d be well advised to follow suit. I don’t wear a turban, carry a hymn book, wear a cross, a ceremonial sword, I don’t wear blessed underwear or confer with tree goods but I do know that we’d all be better off saying, “I agree to disagree” and cease and desist with campaigns to uncover someone else’s faith as a sham. I think defamation is the word you’re looking for, as opposed to demonisation, unless whereever you’re from really IS the way it’s depicted in South Park (I thought it was a parody!) no one is “DEMONISING” intellectual curiousity,…that’s called ’science’.
Your logic is not up to snuff. So, if this is not in the name of humour, it’s in the name of logic. Excuse me while I go and ponder that disconnect. There are many, many illogical things that happen in the world with amazing regularity. Does that necessitate a campaign to discredit it? One example, so many people gorge on fastfood that obesity is an epidemic. —> Therefore we should start a campaign to uncover their stupidity and shame them into more informed behaviour while acting as laugh material for the rest of us non-fatties. (the ones who know “the truth” about food)
Have you ever heard of relativism? Do you know that the chances are very, very good that Jesus, the Bhudda (arguably several incarnations) and Muhhomed (sp?) all walked the earth?
-Meichan
A distinction
Published by Bobby Henderson December 5th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 107 CommentsA distinction:
I appreciate what you’re saying, and I think it’s important to hear. In writing with such wry and caustic humour, you’re able to really effectively reveal the absurdity of what’s happened. There is a difference, however, between parody and ridicule. At points your sarcasm (”one third time for logical conjecture,” etc.) becomes quite harsh and implies that the religious view denies logic and reasoning wholesale.
You’re dealing with something that, more than being a “precious belief” per se, is an important part of many people’s identity. Many define themselves, not just peripherally, but primarily as “Christians.” Attacking that belief system without at least giving it some hint of respect or sensitivity is akin to mocking a person’s chosen lifestyle, personality, or preferences as not just different but illogical and wrong. You can’t in one section write ironically about the deductive demerits of believing in written scripture as a priori truth and then claim to avoid attacking the very heart of a person’s belief system and philosophical identity. You have literally brought the very basis of not only Christian teaching but religious belief in general into question, and in a fairly patronising and uncompromising way.
I’m not asking you to “present both sides” or any equally bullshit measure. But I am asking you to be empathetic. When criticising the core of a person’s self-identity (what they believe in), it’s important to be a little more humane.
Ryan
Where is the damn solid evidence
Published by Bobby Henderson December 3rd, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 198 CommentsWhere is the damn solid evidence for Darwinian macroevolution? All I have ever heard and read is marginal evidence and lots of supposition along with a non or atheistic worldview that specifically rules out the possibility of considering the existence of God. Science cannot imply God? Complexity cannot imply God? To you people, it cannot because evolution is true. Since evolution is true, complexity is due to evolution a priori. Tautological, completely.
Whenever a theory such as irreducible complexity is brought forth that might lend credence to the argument that you all so despise–the very NOTION of the existence of God–then research is done with the goal in mind (implicit or explicit) of finding an explanation that fits within evolutionary theory. Peer review rules out the possibility of even considering any outside-the-box thinking. Toe the pseudoscientific philosophical line or be ridiculed and marginalized.
I look at you blind believers in “science” as members of a political party. If I were to go into the Democratic National Convention and tell them that Republican ideas are correct, even if my ideas hold value they will be shunned. You Darwinists are essentially sore afraid that one day someone might posit something scientific that is unexplainable by any scientific means. And you might have to entertain the notion of God! *gasp* “But that isn’t science…we can’t consider it! God doesn’t exist, only infinitely finely-tuned physical laws that don’t vary and an essentially infinitely complex universe!” Chaotic haphazard happenstance. Yep, you guys have it all figured out.
Certainly you FSMers are among the most cynical and, yes, terrified of the notion that someday you might have to draw a conclusion that will force you to consider something that is not purely scientific (i.e. to you, that means something supporting Darwinian macroevolution) in your eyes.
I know, since I don’t agree with you guys’ philosophy I have a “poor understanding” of all things science, I’m ignorant of the plethora of evidence, blah blah blah. I’ve heard it. Save the glib condescension for the next generation of potential converts to either of your–dare I say–pathetic religions.
Nothing personal to any of you guys. I suppose you all have good intentions. I do wish you well and sincerely hope you find Truth.
-A Darwinian macroevolution-denying Physician
[this message was left as a comment on another thread]
are you kidding me?
Published by Bobby Henderson December 2nd, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 136 Commentsflying spaghetti monster? Are you kidding me? I don’t think there’s any documents or books that date back as far as the Bible and are as accurate as the Bible. Try reading the book of Job. There’s so many things mentioned in that book alone that could not have been known by people, unless God brought it to light. Fresh water springs feeding oceans, deep trenches in the oceans, dinosaurs(40-42), yes dinosaurs not whales or hippos; many of these things we didn’t know until much, much later.
-erin
Ok ok. I just have to say this first
Published by Bobby Henderson November 8th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 566 CommentsOk ok. I just have to say this first…I am a satanist…..oh what now christains (ur next)!!! Even though i can tell in everyway this is fake its funny as hell, but it has been given more thought than some of the other “fake” religions going around. I dont know why this was created because my person views see christains take there religion form paganism, Eygption Gods, and even for Roman Myths. I think mocking a religion is horrilbe in any form ( that means ge off my back christains!!!). So this is kinda like a F you to christains on ur side, but from me to you i think you lost you mind if you believe this. If you cant see or even detect it how did it come to be known? Pirates have been proven to be thieves and they still are today (which is more prof), and the fact about the natural world, hurricanes and ect. are getting worse because the world population is increasing rapidly. So before you start saying stuff that doesnt make since like christains that are against gay marrige you better look more it the facts than wha you believe.
-Blake
r … u … serious?
Published by Bobby Henderson November 5th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 435 Commentsr…u…serious? Ur LYING to everyone! Ur CONDEMNING them. And for what? U think ur COOL making up ur own “RELIGION”. Ur ridiculous. Ur IGNORANT. I will eat ur good for nothing spaghetti monster. Then I’ll be ur idle to worship. Ignorant. I’d smack u if that came about. Oh how I wish I could drive to u. Take all ur pasta away. Then! Just maybe, then, u could make up the swimming unicorn of wonder. I’m a Christian. And being a Christian doesn’t make me perfect. I am holding myself back from cursing at u. That’s pointless. Ur a fool. And u’ll burn in hell for being a fool. I hope, one day, u make the right decision.
-nicole
this is getting to be pretty sophomoric
Published by Bobby Henderson November 2nd, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 152 CommentsThis is getting to be pretty sophomoric.
Why not go back to being an atheist instead of a broken hinge that squeaks whenever it sees religion?
your a joke
Published by Bobby Henderson October 23rd, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 1,302 CommentsDo something better with your life, your a joke.
why would you spend so much time to take the hope or beliefs away from others?
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 300 CommentsI was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?
Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.
-Owen
fsm? what?
Published by Bobby Henderson October 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 161 CommentsI stumbled upon your website and I just have to say, WHAT THE HECK? I’m trying to understand, but I just don’t get it. You invented your own religion that says pirates are holy and that we should pray to noodles? Are you on something? I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions. That’s all fine and well, but I need a little more proof than that. You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats. If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true. Did you make this religion just to make fun of others or do you really believe it? If you do, the way you’re advertising it to the world isn’t going to make anyone take your religion seriously. And if the FSM is god and is the ultimate being in the universe, why would it take the form of a flying spaghetti monster. People are going to make fun of you even more than the mormons. If you’re trying to convert people put more information on the site, cause I looked at it and it still makes no sense to me.
Weirding me out a bit, but still curious,
Tina
Is this a joke?
Published by Bobby Henderson October 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 185 CommentsIs this a joke? Why are you so anti-Christian that you would go so far as to try and make the government not teach any creation theory? We have heard enough outta Darwin about how the earth “evolved”. He even admitted that what he wrote he did not believe. So, that leaves Pastafarianism and Christianity. To start, how many people are seriously going to take pasta as their lord? It’s just so rediculous. That’s all I can say. Not to mention that the more science reveales, the more it backs the Bible up. Now, on the last note, and this kinda applys to all “religions” (k, that brings up another note…) Christianity is the only “religion” that has a saviour to come and rescue his people. Every other religion, and I refer to them as religion of purpose, has prophets going around and telling people about their “god”. Our God actually sent his son to die for us, as well as prophets. Now, on the religion thing. Christianity is more than religion. It is THE way. It is how we live our life. You can be a “Christian” and do rituals and stuff like that, or you can be a Christian, and you just do what God has told you to do. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t pray because the Bible says to, I mean, don’t do things out of show, rather do them because you really love Jesus.
-Adam
where will you spend eternity
Published by Bobby Henderson October 19th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 295 CommentsWHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY ?
If you die right now, where would you spend eternity? Indeed, that’s the most important question of your whole life, because of the answer will depend your everlasting future.
There are only two places in which mankind can live for eternity: one is heaven, and another is hell.
And there is only one way to go to heaven: Jesus. He said it: “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me” (John 14: 6).
If he is not lying and he is who he says he is, choosing him today uncon-ditionally as your personal Savior must be the best decision of your life. Refusing him means to choose the worse for eternity (John 3: 36).
Because we were born corrupted by the original sin, made by our first fathers in Eden, we are short of the glory of God (in heaven), and convicted to the eternal punishment (in hell) (Revelation 21: 8). The Bible in Romans 3: 23 says: “For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God.”
However, we can see that he loves us, and he wants us in his glory. “For God (the Father) so loved the world (you), that he gave us his one and only Son (Jesus, God the Son) that whoever (you) believes in him, shall not perish (in hell), but have eternal life (in heaven)” (John 3:16).
Thanks to his lovely plan of salvation hundreds of millions of people are already saved (liberated from hell), and certainly they will reside in the kingdom of God for ever more, just because they took the word of God (Rev. 7: 9).
Now take his word too, and proclaim yourself saved and inheritor of his kingdom by faith; because he has said that this way you would be. He is God, and he doesn’t lie (Numbers 23: 19).
Pray: Lord Jesus, I’ve believed that you shed your precious blood and died for my sins, and that you were risen up for my justification (Romans 4: 23).
Forgive me, enter my heart and give me eternal life with you in your heavenly kingdom. My Lord and my God, thank you for loving me and saving me.
Read the Bible to be wise, believe it to be saved and practice it to be holy.
Join a Christian church, where the authority is the Bible and Jesus Christ is preached.
death threat
Published by Bobby Henderson October 17th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 250 CommentsI received this today. My guess is that it’s fake (”the society of L” makes me think so). But I’ve thought that before and been wrong. What do you guys think?
the Society is watching your activities with concern, as it includes:
- Active denial of HIS creation
- Active violation of the first commandment
- Implicit support for the cainitic and other heretical, blashemical or ungodly incarnations.
Therefore, the brothers of the Society have set you on the list of possible hunting targets.
You should revise your activities show that you are not tainted by the devil or work under influence of the Wyrm, as some brothers suggested.
We will keep an I on you. Should the unholy blasphemy continue, a well guided blade may find your throat at any time.
Be aware.
The Society of L.
I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap.
Published by Bobby Henderson October 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 308 CommentsI like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap. You love to make comments on people’s hate mail, fair enough its their fault for caring about your pitiful cult. No matter I am sure that your Spag monster will satisfy your pitiful sad lives.
-reflector
I am very concerned about something
Published by Bobby Henderson October 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 162 CommentsI read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.
God bless,
Cinta
lots of questions
Published by Bobby Henderson October 7th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 126 Comments-not really hatemail or criticism, more like skepticism, but I didn’t know where to put this -
1.how could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?
2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there.
3.how can FSM fly?
4.how can FSM stay clumped together?
5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?
6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?
7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)
8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.
9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.
just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.
hatemail copyright issues
Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 75 CommentsI received this today. I decided to assume an email about hatemail copyright issues implies consent for posting here.
Dear Sir
I am not a writing to you to join your long list of “hate mail” attached to your wall I’m just offering some advise in which i suffer knowledge of in which have been expressed by the website (Including the address of http://www.venganza.org/). Though i do no have any formal expertise this is a area i have studied in the past and would like to bring to your attention.
Creative works are covered under international treaty as copyright which includes but is not exclusive to Email messages, handwritten notes, books, computer programs and web pages are all creative works and they are all protected by copyright. Put basically anything that is intellectual material other then your own DOES NOT belong to you. And therefore can not be copied without expressed permission.
In some circumstances sending an email creates an implied license for personal uses. Thought is would be extremely hard to prove in cases where copyright is attached. Also the uses or publication of names, email address and any other personal information without permission and protection is controled by The Data Protection Act (US:1998,2000 UK:1998,1986). And in this case would leave the publisher and affiliates liable to prosecution.
I do not wish to refefer to any specific violoation but i hope this information is of some use to you. Thank you for your time.
Yours Faithfully
James















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