I came across your site through Answers in Genesis. I have a couple of comments to make.

Anyone can make up a religion these days. What you propose to people is just silly. Lets be real here.

What is your authority to say how things started? I ask because we must go back to some authority in which we can say such things. Also, how can you then get to Heaven? How are we saved? Why are we in the mess, that we are?

Jesus Christ died for us, so that we could have life. Can you say the same thing about your “God”?
2Pe 2:1
But false prophets arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. 1 These false teachers 2 will 3 infiltrate your midst 4 with destructive heresies, 5 even to the point of 6 denying the Master who bought them. As a result, they will bring 7 swift destruction on themselves.

2Pe 2:2
And many will follow their debauched lifestyles. 1 Because of these false teachers, 2 the way of truth will be slandered. 3

2Pe 2:19
Although these false teachers promise 1 such people 2 freedom, they themselves are enslaved to 3 immorality. 4 For whatever a person succumbs to, to that he is enslaved. 5

7:13 “Enter through the narrow gate, because the gate is wide and the way is spacious that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it. 7:14 But the gate is narrow and the way is difficult that leads to life, and there are few who find it.

Living For Jesus
Joel

u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life
-m

OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
anonymous

Those of you who bash Christianity by saying its fake are completely hypocritical by calling them closed minded. I can only imagine what radical Islam believers would say so lets not single out anybody. Live and let live instead of bashing one another why not accept everyone and do your own thing. There are radical conservatives in every religion. Also keep in mind if your a fact based person I would love to see these so called “fake” religions disproved.
-wc

I feel really bad for everyone who is here and is joking on the one and only true God,who created you, loves you with all His heart and died for your sins so that you could go to heaven and not and unimaginable place of Hell where there is no strip clubs and volcanoes of beer. Hell is a real place, and i guarantee if you were to look down on hell for 30 seconds you would be too sick and defiled and would live your life perfect until you die, regretting every sin you have done in your life. I will pray for all you jokesters who think this life is just for fun, because whether its in this life or after you die, you WILL realize that there is a true God, the only difference is that if you wait until you die you will be spending ETERNITY in Hell, and at that time its to late for forgiveness…….
- T-Jones

Update 1/21/08 – Another message from T-Jones:

you guys want proof? huh? since the Holy Bible isn’t enough for you because it was written over 2,00 years ago,even though all the historical facts in It line up and are proved 100% accurate. Just look at yourself for while, I guarentee you are living a life of sin and could care less what you do and want to believe in some spaghetti monster because he doesn’t care either, and you want to ignore anyone telling you to stop your life of sin. thats why most people don’t believe in God,it’s because they aren’t willing to hang up there life as it is. just look at true christians, most are trying to avoid sin,we aren’t perfect and we still commit sin sometimes, but were not God.most of you guys I bet feel like you have everything but for some reason missing something, well that is Jesus telling you that nothing can feel that gap, not sex,drugs,beer,cars, applainces or anything else, just Him. And For all you Guys that keep asking “How can a good God, send people to Hell?”, well let me tell you something, HE DOESN’T, incase you don’t read the Bible let me tell you the story. In the begginign before man was alive there was just angels around, with God in 1st command and Lutheran (better known as Satan) in 2nd. So, one day Satan thought he was better than God and got some angels and went to take over, well it wasn’t even close and God made a place for Satan and his followers to stay at(known as Hell). Now that there was sin around, so God decided to make man and woman in his own image, therfore makeing Adam and Eve. after God made them He told them to not eat of the fruit of good and evil, but then Satan came along and convinced Eve to eat of the fruit, therefore disobeying God and practically following Satan meaning man-kind doomed to Hell. God knew that too,and the only way he would forgive, is if someone perfect were to die for the sins of man-kind. and the only person that could do that was Jesus-Christ, the son of God. So Jesus came to earth and died on the cross, rose again the third day and descended to heaven 40 days later. This gave man-kind a second chance to spend eternity somewhere else other than Hell, that place which is Heaven. The only way we can go to Heaven is by believing 100% that Jesus Christ died for our sins and ask forgiveness for all sins we have committed and that Jesus may live in our hearts and promise to try and live a better life.(The whole process is called Salvation).. So you see, God doesn’t send us to Hell, he is giving you a second chance, you can either continue to live a sinful life and not have anything to do with God and follow Satan. or you can follow Jesus and believe in Him, which will send you to Heaven if you believe 100%. yea no-ones perfect and God doesn’t expect you to never sin again after you become saved. but does want you to represent Him good and try and live the best you can, and plus once God enter your heart, you will feel very guilty for all the sins you commit.

***like I said you don’t have to believe me right now, but you will believe sometime, i just pray that you guys will believe in this life and not have to regret it in the next one!!!

i stummbled onto your site and was reading r”everends “& “docs” amuzing theories, first of all the biggest proof that we did not come from monkeys is this: we use less than 10% of our brain “mister thinks he’s a genious”, you probably believe in aliens too! why don’t you research some more and you’l realize that the Bible is a scientific book way before it’s time, before people knew the earth was round, the Bible said it in genesis, it also mentions each kind of animal producing it’s own kind, every species produces only it’s own kind, another biggie is that darwin says it’s survival of the fittest, have you ever done research on the ameoba// it’s genetic make up is more complex than a chimp, so what did darwin say, that we evolved from an amoeba, right? well the amoeba is a complete organizm, it doesn’t need anything, it is completely unique and needs nothing to make it better, so how is it that through thousands of years that a chimp would emerge, having a less complex genetic make up??
darwins theory is backward thinking, you seem to know very little about genetics. the Bible also speaks about how the planets and the earth revolve, but isn’t that impossible without a modern telescope? it describes how our life is in the blood and the bones and their functions as well as many other scientific information that is well beyond even our studies, it told of germs and bacteria and how they spread and sanitation methods to avoid comtamination and such, it descibed languages and contains accurate maps that are ancient, that show how the plates shifted and the divisions of the waters, back then they couldn’t fly airplanes to be able to accurately pinpoint continents much less cities, mountains and rivers etc… you are fools, you are the ones who are naive, and that is another thing the Bible talks about over and over, it predicts with pinpoint accuracy events in the future with timetables and counting methods from the past, can you predict what’s going to happen in 6,000 years? no, you can’t, but the Bible does and has recorded haleys comet, the 10th planet nebiru
and has accurate charting that even the most intelligent geo-physicists trying to prove the Bible false, have recanted and joined believers of the Bible, because they can see that their is no possible way that the Bible can be wrong, it seems simplistic, but we are dealing with a GOD whose mind is advanced beyond any of our comprehensions., i’d like some feedback. also read the book” our priviledged planet” this book was put together by the most advanced minds alive today, scientist that work for the highest ranks of n.a.s.a. and the world!!

have you ever studied about how genetic changes occur? it would amze you to see how many zeros follow behind the number of chance. it would fill volumes of pages of zeros for 1 cell to be changed or altered in any way, it’s impossible for a chimp to have changed into a human, we are designed differently. you can never get another species from a certain species, if you could no one has ever proven it,it’s all speculation with no backing. a caterpillar changing into a butterfly is the way it was designed to become a grown up butterfly, the same with a tadpole becoming a frog,a tadpole will always become a frog, it will never become something else, that’s elementary, a mule and a horse are of the same kind, you will never get a cat or a dog from a horse. it has always been this way, the only changes you will see are demographical, people in different ares, adapt to their environment, just like dogs grow thick hair in the winter time for warmth , GOD created us this way. if you take a person from a dry climate and a person from a humid climate and switch them, their skin will change,the dry climate people will have older looking skin and dry parched skin, a person from a humid area will have supple more younger appearing skin, it’s easy to see that, we were designed that way ,i have a real deep question to ask non-believers, where did movement come from to cause the first effect??
you can’t get something from nothing, explain this and i will be amazed.
-j.c.

Congratulations to the creator of this site! judging by the comments above it appears youve successfully made another site in which people feel its alright to openly bash others religions. I understand the point of the site and have no qualms with the religion but it appears your followers are no better than the ones they openly insult. Maybe the FSM could teach a thing or two about tolerance and respect to others.
-wc

I stumbled upon this site just now and I’ve read most of the information here…I have to admit that it really disturbs me. I COMPLETELY AGREE that religion should not be taught in a science class at public schools (this debate is going on where I live too). However, I am really offended by the way the Open Letter and the other information completely makes fun of Christianity and the arguments that some Christians have made for intelligent design. Also, the T-shirt designs are blatantly disrespectful of Christianity. As a Christian myself, I find it very saddening that God has become replaceable by an imaginary ball of pasta in the minds of an apparently large number of people.

I only ask this: Please keep your minds and hearts OPEN to God and anything He tells you. God is with you always, and He wants you to know Him and follow His path for your life. Just make sure, as attractive as the FSM-god may be, that you are not worshiping him and placing him ahead of the GOD who is REAL and alive today.

Any comments are appreciated, and may God bless you all.
-Rachel-

How can you idiots belive this stupid religion? You idiot taoist won’t believe Christianity because of eternal judgement, but you’ll believe a bunch of crackheads that think a stupid ball of spaghetti with meatballs created the universe? If that’s your logic on this subject, you belong with these moronic crackheads. Oh and by the way I ate your faggot god for lunch, he has tiny balls.
-nick

You have caught my attention Bobby Henderson. You know what you’re doing. You don’t believe any of this, but since you’ve decided to make a war against Jesus, then, let it begin. My campaign against you begins now. You aren’t going to remain unopposed any longer.

You are unheard of to most Christians; that is why you seem to be doing so well in your campaign. The best thing that I can do is to simply bring you out of the dark and let Christians know who you are and why you exist, and with their combined prayers and the work of the Holy Spirit in all of them, see how well you stand. Our God is powerful and courageous and REAL…

My prayers will be that you turn from this nonsense and see Jesus and the love that He and His followers have waiting for you. Hopefully, one day, you’ll be saved and your efforts will be for Jesus. That is my prayer for you. Not hate. Not bad luck. Just love and change.

But make no mistake, I can’t stand by idly and not act against what you’re doing. I want you to know that none of this is out of anger or anything related; it just saddens me; therefore, I must oppose you. Maybe we will cross paths and be able to talk face to face one day when everything has come to light for everyone. I’ll shake your hand and smile and respect you, but I will never stop trying to undo what you are doing.

I pray that you remain well.

In Christ,
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