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ang on ang on

Published by Bobby Henderson October 26th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 197 Comments

ang on ang on , ang abaat , u fink that theres a big ball of italian food at the pearly gates . do you even realise how offensive this may be to some christians ! , pastafarians r u stupid or wat . get a life ur no worse that them jahovis wittneses or dem ary chrishna ones . u need to get out more u kno. my brain capacity is bigger then urs

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-morgan

YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE

Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 117 Comments

lets see. YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKING INSANE. It even says in several articles that this religion is a parody of other reilgions. People who follow this are messed up… and i dont mean the good way. i fucking idoits

I have considered other religions because i am mad with God, but I would never worship something I could eat. Hell, I love spaghetti and will be damned I ever worship something that is an entre that I can eat at Olive Garden.

-Lully-chan

this is all absolute bullfuck

Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 94 Comments

THIS IS ALL ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK.
YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER…..
GO DIE MUTHAFUCKERS
-franklin

This is a complete mockery of god

Published by Bobby Henderson October 12th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 277 Comments

This is a complete mockery of god. You all are going to hell for that.

P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you.

-T

I can’t believe you have spent so much time

Published by Bobby Henderson October 12th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 162 Comments

I can’t believe you have spent so much time being sarcastic about how stupid you think faith in God is. People who have faith are not crazy, dillusional, or using religion as a crutch. I’ve heard it all. I don’t understand why people like you make fun of the single concept that believing in God comes down to–love. That’s all it’s really about. Making a mockery of something people feel passionate about is kind of a waste of time. I feel bad that you have gotten yourself so deep into this FSM thing and are surrounded by people who agree with you. Some things don’t have to make sense to you to be true.

I believe in what the Bible offers me because it all has a single underlying message: to be a pure and loving person. Although I’m not always, I want to strive to be…and this makes my life happier.

If you were to see a slideshow of your entire life, would you truly feel pride? Would you see yourself with images of sharing positive and happy emotion with others that isn’t based on making fun of Religion?

Someday you will come to a point where you’ll know the Truth. And you may not believe me now, but I’m just trying to help you…the day that you die, if you find yourself afraid and alone, just call out to Jesus. Just remember this.

p.s. check out George G, Ritchie’s Return From Tomorrow.

Love,
Carolyn

Have fun with your nonsense

Published by Bobby Henderson October 8th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 282 Comments

Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. Don’t believe me, see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol. Check out Adrienne Curry’s blog. I just started there but that’s just for fun. If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win. So enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last much longer.

-The Asetrian

OMG! You people have gone mad!

Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 120 Comments

OMG! You people have gone mad! WTF!? is this? how can anyone be created by a DAMN spaghetti thing ROFL! I dont’t believe in this SHIT which was made-up by some DAMNED ASSHOLE! plus.. how can global warming be stopped by pirates LMAO! The people who believe in this spaghetti thing made up by an asshole are complete MORONS.. this is complete bullshit!

-tir

Hello, I am a Christian

Published by Bobby Henderson October 2nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 377 Comments

Hello, I am a Christian, and I would just like to know, is their any proof of FSM? If so can you please show me the proof, or explain it to me over the web please, I am curios to know. I personally believe this is just some silly religion thought up by an over active imaginative mind of someone. Who told others, and the few that believed him were hopeless in life as it was to begin looking for someone to lead them, and show them the way, so they just followed whatever he said. ( much like scientology)

-Divooneh

this is a stupid internet meme

Published by Bobby Henderson September 29th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 142 Comments

This is a stupid Internet Meme that has somehow turned into some kind of religion. Ranting at them is not going to help.

Before you ask, yes, I am Christian and believed Jesus died on the cross for all of us because he loved us that much.

If I may ask, though, would the FSM willing give up his own son (if he even has one) for a multitude of people who hate him, despise him, aim to obliterate his very existence? Even if this act only saved one person?

-Crystos

This is the most idiotic thing

Published by Bobby Henderson September 27th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 51 Comments

Hahahahhaa. This is the most idiotic thing I’ve heard. Pastafarianism, what such bullshit, how about you all turn agnostic and end this?

-hoho

I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life

Published by Bobby Henderson September 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 117 Comments

I ve seen some crazy shit in my life ….. but people actualy believing in this crap.you guys got 1 st prize @ the stupid awards!!!! futher do you people even know what all pasta s are made of please go look that up and explain that one to me ……. there is no words to describe just how stupid all this is !!!!! get real get a life and find The treu and only God

-De Wet

I find this religion absolutly rediculous

Published by Bobby Henderson September 22nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 132 Comments

I find this religion absolutly rediculous. In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.

Someone…please change my opinion/views on this matter. I want to know if this is real and why you beleive. But until i get answers…your all fucking crazy. I mean listen to yourselves!!!!

‘OH YOUR GREAT NOODLYNESS!!!’

‘ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY INVSIBLY MOSTER MADE OUT OF SPAGHETTI THAT CAN FLY!!!’

…do you hear yourselves when you speak??? Im not trying to be mean, and this is not hate mail in any way im just curious to the point where it enrages me!!!

Someone please answer my questions!!!!

Explain this religion to me!!

why spaghetti? And why pirates?? What proof do you have??? Someone get back to me. I must know.

-Emilee

This is fucking retarded

Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 124 Comments

This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking spaghetti monster, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.

-Justin Ramey

YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH

Published by Bobby Henderson September 17th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 287 Comments

Kay look we all like Cheech and Chong but not when they start a religion. Please come to JESUS and be saved he wants to give you the gift of eternal life.

I say this to all the members of this church. Please come to your senses and stop with this blasphemy and find JESUS. He is the WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE. He tells you everything you need to listen to him.

If you had it outs with the church before then fine don’t go to a church at first but at lease buy and ACTUAL BIBLE read it and pray and listen. You will be amazed when the HOLY SPIRIT WASHES OVER YOU.

This is BLASPHEMY. Please stop misguiding people and come to the real lord who LOVES YOU. JESUS LOVES YOU JESUS IS ALIVE JESUS IS LORD YOU CAN BE SAVED.

MAY GOD PLEASE HELP AND BLESS YOU TO GET OVER THIS HORRIBLE CATASTROPHE THAT YOU HAVE STARTED LEAVE THIS FAKE CHURCH AND FIND THE ONLY ONE REAL GOD JESUS JESUS JESUS.

HE IS THE ONE HE IS THE WAY LISTEN TO HIM AND FOLLOW HIM AND YOU WILL BE AMAZED.

-Daniel

lol you got to be kidding

Published by Bobby Henderson September 1st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 137 Comments

lol you got to be kidding
a monster?
stfu
god is the only one
not this damn spaghetti monster
im tired of the bullshit

-tiredofb.s

You guys are fucking creepy

Published by Bobby Henderson August 28th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 124 Comments

You guys are fucking creepy. I love spaghetti, and if i saw your so called “god” i’d throw some alfredo sauce on him and have me a nice italian/false god meal.
-Concerned Adult

wtf is wrong with you ppl

Published by Bobby Henderson August 24th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 95 Comments

WTF is wrong with you ppl??? HOw can you believe in spaghetti??? This is really pointless you guys believe in a creepy monster okay???????
Okay….no offense but the spaghtti thing has meat balls…..
-wtf

I’m a bit confused

Published by Bobby Henderson August 14th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 200 Comments

I’m a bit confused about this website, and maybe someone would kindly enlighten me… Why take so much trouble to try and dismantle fundamental Christianity if you all sincerely disbelieve it?

I wonder why this whole movement feels like they’re so threatened by Jesus if he’s not real.
-Cato

We have taken the time to read your manifesto

Published by Bobby Henderson August 13th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 187 Comments

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

–stephen and darriel

what the fuck

Published by Bobby Henderson August 12th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 76 Comments

what the fuck have pirates got to do with anything

-ahf

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American