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I wouldnâ€™t want to be you when you stand before God

Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 431 Comments

I wouldnâ€™t want to be you when you stand before God.

If you are right, and evolution is the only answer, then we will all just be dirt-food when we die. But if you are wrong, and the intelligent design people are right and there is a God, then youâ€™ll be in a tough spot.

By the way, did you ever read what the Kansas School Board had proposed? It doesnâ€™t sound like it from your letter.

California Boy

i can see that this is a joke

Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 172 Comments

i can see that this is a joke, and very funny to show us how crazy one persons beleafes can seem to some one eles

but i think it as gotten way out of hand when you sale a book and other stuff

but nice to see that you can make money off of anything

just think of the pet rock, some one made a lot of money off of that too and it was just as dumn

Nathanial Reed

You have GOT to be kidding me

Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 148 Comments

You have GOT to be kidding meâ€¦seriously. The reason I ask, is because I truly wonder how you can conclude that a â€œFlying Spaghetti Monsterâ€ created and ordained life from before there was ANYTHING. I really would be interested to see your premises and conclusion in a semi-logical format. The other thing, is that I hope and pray that you realize your dreadful inaccuracy and pray that God would forgive you of your blasphemies. They are truly dishonoring at the least. Praying that you change,
The RkticFox

If I belive you are going to burn in hell

Published by Bobby Henderson September 17th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 204 Comments

If I believe you are going to burn in hell for eternity if you fail to do something and I know what it is your supposed to do but donâ€™t tell you what it is you need to do then I am a monster of the worst kind. Your problem is that you do not want to belive that you might go to hell because you know what the remedy is but youâ€™re not prepared to take it. Youâ€™ve got it backwards. It is the Christians that know how to help you but donâ€™t bother to because they just want to get along with everybody that you should be sickened by not those who are prepared to be mocked by you as long as they can help you make sure you get to heaven. Itâ€™s my job as a christian to lead people to Christ and I count it a blessing to be mocked in His name. Mock me all you want. I hope we can have a good laugh about it between singing songs of praise to the Lord God Almighy in heaven.
Peace.

Steve

If you truly knew

Published by Bobby Henderson September 16th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 101 Comments

If you truly knew what awaited these foolish mockers after they are seperated from the Lord for eternity you would not look forward to it with glee. You would weep for them. You would dedicate your life to sharing Gods love with them. I am sickened to my heart by this website but it is not man we fight against; it is the evil one, the father of lies who has tricked these poor people that we are at war with.

Steve

keep mocking

Published by Bobby Henderson September 16th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 137 Comments

Yeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.

-Steve

I was just wanting to offer to you all

Published by Bobby Henderson September 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 143 Comments

Hello All!

I was just wanting to offer to you all a couple of books that I believe would be very helpful and insightful, because it seems that not many people taking part in this page have done any REAL research. I am truly not trying to be offensive in any way. I have a lot of compassion for people who have not really delved into the facts deep enough, and so are confused. These books are:

â€œAnswers to Tough Questions: Skeptics ask about the Christian Faithâ€ (By: Josh McDowell and Don Stewart)

(And/Or â€œEvidence That Demands a Verdictâ€ (By Josh McDowell)

and â€œWho is This Jesus, Is He Risen?: Examining the Truth About Jesusâ€ (By: D. James Kennedy, Ph.D. with Jerry Newcombe) â€” which can be gotten from: Coral Ridge Ministries
P.O. Box 40
Fort Lauderdale, Fl
33302

I truly hope, because I really care about each individual, that you all will really read these booksâ€¦because I know it will be difficult to even pick one of them up due to lack of desire to find the real truth â€” and maybe even due to fear of finding the real truth (for some people). There have been prominent men who have delved into the research to the greatest extents in order to get all the facts â€” only to find out who Jesus really is, that he really lived, and that he really rose again â€” and those men who were determined to tear down the Christian faith ended up developing an intimate relationship with Jesus Christ instead.

What I am saying here, is that these facts definitely make it something to at least seriously look in to. I am not talking about a superficial glance that is guarded by many preconceived notions from the GetGoâ€¦I am talking about an actual intellectual LookSee.

In conclusion, may Godâ€™s blessing be with each and every one of youâ€¦including the misguided â€œChristiansâ€ whom I saw left comments on this page before..I am sure some of you really meant well, but it is not the true way of Christ.

The real important thing is to find out who Christ REALLY is, but if you want to..in the meantime.. check out answersingenesis.org.

Love to all of my brothers and sisters in Christ.
-Pennhigh

I seriously can’t wait

Published by Bobby Henderson September 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 286 Comments

Hi,

I seriously canâ€™t wait to get into heaven! I canâ€™t wait until I see you non-believers try to get in. I will seriously be laughing my ass off.

I canâ€™t wait to be in heaven, watch you pitiful non-believers try to get in and watch Mary, the mother of Jesus, kick your asses all around the clouds. That will be my most awesome day.

-Brian Smith

I’m fairly certain that you don’t yourself believe

Published by Bobby Henderson September 14th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 223 Comments

I’m fairly certain that you don’t yourself believe we were created by a flying Spaghetti Monster (considering both spaghetti and the idea of monsters are both products of manâ€™s creativity and imagination), but were simply trying to make a point on how Intelligent design shouldnâ€™t be taught in school.
That is why I am a little confused as to why you said, â€œI think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them.â€ Unless you actually believe in the Spaghetti Monster (in which case I would have to consider you slightly loony until Iâ€™ve seen half-substantial evidence), this sentece goes completely against the point of your letter.
There are other logical flaws in the letter and your claims but I have a feeling there is only so much ground logic holds for you. I can simply pray. As a Christian, I am appauled that you would blaspheme the name of THE POWERFUL GOD by comparing Him to a Spaghetti Monster. I know, however, that His Blood can wash away all sins and that nobody can escape the Love of My Lord Jesus Christ. My Heart Weeps for youâ€¦But my Lord spills not only His tears, but His blood for youâ€¦.
With Love In Christ Alone,
Brianna

You have GOT to be kidding me

Published by Bobby Henderson September 14th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 95 Comments

So you find out for yourself Bobby

Published by Bobby Henderson September 13th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 74 Comments

That God is watching Bobby Henderson. Everything he says or does. And some day when you meet the maker, you will be in front of the awesome God where all things are possible and you know what? I don’t envy you for the lecture you will get.

When I called down the fire from Heaven

Published by Bobby Henderson September 13th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 67 Comments

UNDER GOD had a new meaning…. for this hell on earth was true and the end days are true and disasters are true to his word what he will do to us.

He is so mad that he should like to baptize us all with FIRE Bobby. That means send us to hell where we belong.

That is my cheese sandwich that sold on EBAY

Published by Bobby Henderson September 12th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 88 Comments

Because Satanists are trying to irk the shit out of me and keep getting thrilled by being total assholes is not my problem.

May the force be with me when the time comes and it is coming.

Look for more signs to show that in the future.

You secretly like this don’t you Bobby?

Published by Bobby Henderson September 12th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 146 Comments

Show them what you’re made of.

RIGHT HERE AND NOW

like what? Pound per pound of pure asshole?

Fuck you Bobby and I mean that.

I am 165 pounds of pure hell if I wanna be.

This is how you relate to people of God?

Kill something you don’t understand?

FUCK YOU

and all your kind.

You want Armegeddon?

Are you fucking nuts?

I asked God for an earthquake in Montrose, Pa and got it.

Think I am faking? Ask Pete Rose of the Montrose Inn.

ASSHOLE

You would be wise to read that Bible and find out God is also pissed and is going to send disasters to the unbelievers.

Towers may crumble kind of thing.

OH by the way, did I fail to tell you have a nice day?

I prefer to keep at you Bobby

Published by Bobby Henderson September 12th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 39 Comments

The so called leader of the Pastafarian Church.

AH HA HA HA HA HA

Cause I am a sheep with teeth.

I can bite too.

Love it, fuck me? Fuck you too

and the bitch is back.

YEAH she is back.

MY LIFE STORY IS NOT YOUR LIFE STORY

Published by Bobby Henderson September 8th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 38 Comments

And my life is a true story and documented proof as well. I am not repsonding because you need it. I am sure your smugness is concrete. So don’t mess with me. The saints exist and always will. The gospel of Jesus Christ is always one people will devour until every last bit is gone. Amazing is God, amazing is Mary, amazing I am. I am amazing. I pray like it’s nobody’s business. I pray because I know God is listening. Whether you find the creator to be to your liking or not I am not sure. None the less, he is our creator.

I need everyone’s help

Published by Bobby Henderson September 7th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 16 Comments

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been nominated for the 2006 Quill Awards in the Humor category! These awards are chosen by the public, so it is very important that everyone vote here. Please spread the word.

And yes, I am aware that we were nominated in the humor category, not the religion category. I’ll be happy to make a point of this while accepting the award, if we win.

should i be worried?

Published by Bobby Henderson September 7th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 24 Comments

Note from Bobby – over 100 emails in 5 days from the same reincarnated-mary lady.

Update – 9/16/06 – I have now received well over 250 emails from her.

You are in Intelligently Designed IDIOT!

Published by Bobby Henderson September 6th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 90 Comments

Yo Bobby,

You are an ignorant ignoramous!! Why can’t you and all of your atheist cohorts just keep your big, fat traps closed when it comes to even a HINT of GOD!!! What are you afraid of???? Darwin’s rantings (sorry, not even enough scientific evidence to even CALL it a theory) have NO basis–time has proven that. Our schoolkids are being totally cheated out of the truth—and it is people like you that turn it into a farce when a viable alternative is presented!!! When you deny kids the knowledge of an Intelligent Designer that created them for a specific purpose—-you deny them a true purpose in life and deny them the ability to cherish this wonderful life and world God created just for us humans……….

Your website makes me ill—-but I will be praying for you! Don’t worry—God does love you even though you are vehemently pushing him away right now and we will ALL be judged when we die. Do you feel good about taking your atheism one step further or what????

I do not like ridicule!

Published by Bobby Henderson September 4th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 52 Comments

Yes, I know what good and evil is. Not everyone that hears voices is one short of a stack. Miracles still happen. I am not talking about cashing your paycheck on Friday. I am talking about things that prove GOD is the higher power. Things that defy logic. I cannot stand people who don’t even have the intelligence to reason my birth and life out right. I have no time for their nonsense. But my main beef with that site is the monster on top of the Christmas tree. You can tell your cronies, it does not please me or God.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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