In your “About” section, it says “even by it’s opponents.”  I just
wanted to point out that “it’s” is a contraction for “it is,” and not
the possessive form of “it.” Â You should say “even by its opponents.”
Hate-Mail (and concerned criticism) Archives
in your “about” section
Published by Bobby Henderson November 7th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 103 Commentsi’m sure i won’t get a response to this for a while
Published by Bobby Henderson November 7th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 156 Commentsi’m sure i won’t get a response to this for a while, seeing as you are quite a busy man.
but honestly, where are your facts and such. i thought that this was certainly a mind game. i mean, wouldn’t you just be a hypocrite if it weren’t? i’m not criticizing you, i’d just honestly like to know.
if the fsm is really an idea just to show people how absolutely outlandish and insane they are, then i admire your work.
but if you truly believe a spaghetti monster is your god above all things, then i’m afraid i’d find you to be just as crazy as all the other people in this world living their life according to rules and standards that they have no real grasp of.
you’re either brilliant, or maybe just a complete ass.
again, i’m not criticizing you, i’m just very very intrigued by this whole thing.
thanks, and have a phenomenal day.
-sarah
were you smoking crack
Published by Bobby Henderson November 6th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 150 CommentsDear Spaghetti Monster Church,
Were you smoking crack when u started this club? im not a fucking christan, this realigon just sucks. i will EAT the Sapaghetti Monster, go get a life u stupid nerds, dont u have any women to bang?
Your higher stanced enemy,
-somebody you dont want to mess with
Attached:
All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion
Published by Bobby Henderson November 1st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 287 CommentsAll of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.
-someone
now i hate spaghetti
Published by Bobby Henderson October 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 158 Commentsnow I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
-student of Giauque
your all just KIDS
Published by Bobby Henderson October 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 190 CommentsYour all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
you have completely pissed us off
Published by Bobby Henderson October 23rd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 531 CommentsPlease do not take any offensive “hate mail” written by Christians as an example of Christianity. We are not very good Christians; we who use words of hate. You must understand, however, that you have completely pissed us off. This site is just stupid. The concept is stupid. I can give you evidence against evolution if you so desire.
I do sort of agree that ID should not be taught in schools, but neither should evolution. It is wrong that evolution, classified as SCIENTIFIC THEORY, is taught as a fact. Teaching evolution in schools is just as offensive to us as teaching ID in schools is to you. We are all people.
The majority of Christians do not want to press our beliefs upon anybody else. The same cannot be said for scientists, it appears. Plus, while Christians want to bring wayward people to God for the wayward people’s sake, scientists want to study and elaborate on evolution because they think they can discover something wonderful and get rich off of it. So, there is still a difference between the two sides.
I think this whole fight is futile. It is written that God’s children will be hated by all, and I can see that’s the way it’s going. Everybody hates Christians…
-Yet Another Christian
It’s not accurate to say that FSM attracts intelligent followers
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 149 CommentsIt’s not accurate to say that FSM attracts intelligent followers by its nature. Genuinely intelligent people don’t have time for the joke, so what we get is people who know nothing and want a place to mock religion, as well as people who have read up a bit on evolution or have read up on Dawkins and have a few points on which they can argue.
-f
Please tell me this is all a huge joke
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 281 CommentsPlease tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
I feel sorry for you guys
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 96 CommentsThis has to be the worse so called “church†yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping†there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.†Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly†shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,†I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being†last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
sadly pathetic
Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 93 CommentsI found this hate-comment left in response to the fsm protest in london post:
Not a religious message, but just a comment on how truly, astoundingly, sadly pathetic you are. If you’ve got a problem with creationism, then why not attack it in a vaguely sensible way, with intellectual criticism? All you’re doing is offending people, and providing money for a guy who can’t be bothered getting off his arse to get a job, so comes up with this instead. Just pathetic.
Muhammad and his sons
Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 188 CommentsMuhammad and his sons are in a graves somewhere in the Middle East. But Lord Jesus is sitting at the right hand of God Almighty…that is the difference. The resurrection is why he is God and his death even allows for you (a sinner) to be reconciled to God. The word Christian is a religion, being saved by Jesus is not a religion. Being saved by Jesus is Grace through Faith unto Good Works. Never put your trust in men, because you will be let down every time. Good works of men will not get you to the resurrection. There is ONLY One-Way to get to Heaven and that is by acknowledging with your mouth that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, died on the Cross for your Sins, rose from the dead and now sits at the right hand of God Almighty and believing this with your heart. Once you realize that following Christian religions will not get you there the better off you will be. That’s what I like, all the experts talking about the Word of God and they have never even read it, but they can sure comment on it. I pray the Holy Spirit brings the Word of Truth to your hearts for all that see this message.
-one crying in the wilderness
for my part, my christian beliefs
Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 253 CommentsFor my part, my Christian beliefs are almost entirely based on the eyewitness testimony of Paul the apostle. Why do I believe him? Well, for one thing – and it’s only one of my reasons – he seems sincere. And that’s something I can’t say about Pastafarians; they most certainly do not seem sincere. I know you won’t like that kind of evidence – eyewitness testimony I mean – because it demands a subjective judgment and is not easily amenable to scientific investigation. You can’t quantify sincerity. But we do make many important decisions based on this kind of evidence – whether to buy a certain product, who to vote for and who to trust. Members of a jury make life and death decisions based on such evidence. So it’s a kind of evidence we have to take seriously. Furthermore, the fact that Paul was killed because of the things he claimed to have seen seems to at least rule out the possibility that he was joking. So that’s some supporting evidence, again of a kind that Pastafarianism doesn’t have.
So I really can’t identify with people who see faith and evidence as opposites. For me, faith is not about believing something in the absence of evidence. Rather, it’s the judgment you make about the evidence you do have. It’s the risk you take after you’ve considered that evidence.
-a christian
you make me really angry
Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 115 CommentsYou make me really angry making fun of God like that.I know that the Christian story is false,but ya’ll anger me alot putting a Spehgetti Monster where God connected with man.How dare you do that.I ain’t religious nor do i understand the divine God at all.I just say that ya’ll are making a mockery of something no one can’t understand.Prayer is n’t necesary,nor is prayer,but this is one of the worst things to any relgioion or any person to do is make God look this way especially when no opne understands the being not even i do,but why put an image in front of something who we are not worthy call anything at all and we aren’t meant to pray,man tuaght us that which was good in some cases,but why get us worrying over stuff we don’t even understand.Men and women are here to live,have sex,enjoy life,fulfill their destinys and die or maybe not just depending on how healthy they are and can they live and not die.We all are given a choice in life to do right or messup it’s all up to us humans to research and not go ahead and sya this and that when we indeed don’t know God personally and say we did it’s wrong to say false stuff and not indeed know beings.I am not in any religion and never will be espeically this false religion claiming to be true come on.Ya’ll are a joke.Give me a break.Christianity isn’t real and saying this stuff will just get people mad why don’t ya’ll send the right message so people will understand what’s right from wrong instead of misleading many.
-Jray
bobby, your site is amusing
Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 147 CommentsBobby, your site is amusing, and I can agree that ID does not belong in science classes. However, I also believe that Evolution does not belong in science classes for much the same reason. Let’s stick to chemistry, physics and biology based on the scientific theory.
-dave
will any of this be funny
Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 84 CommentsWill any of this be funny when we are all 90 yrs old with a few years left to live? How funny will things be then?
-zzz
i almost forgot
Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 97 CommentsFUCK THIS SO CALLED SPEGETTI MONSTER. I hope that every single one of you can find faith in Jesus.
-zach
feedback
Published by Bobby Henderson October 11th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 72 CommentsI respect your opinions about religion, whatever they are, but I don’t think it is a good idea to offend people and represent Michelangelo’s painting the way you do. I do think that respect and dialogue would be much better.
M.
Evolution is a fraud
Published by Bobby Henderson September 24th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 458 CommentsI wouldn’t want to be you when you stand before God
Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 431 CommentsI wouldn’t want to be you when you stand before God.
If you are right, and evolution is the only answer, then we will all just be dirt-food when we die. But if you are wrong, and the intelligent design people are right and there is a God, then you’ll be in a tough spot.
By the way, did you ever read what the Kansas School Board had proposed? It doesn’t sound like it from your letter.
California Boy
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While one may correctly say that evolution is a fraud, that is not to say that that same person “believes in†Creation as it is literally set forth in Genesis.
The answer is: We don’t know where we came from. Let’s find out.
Evolution is as much, if not more, of an irrational religion than what any Creationist spouts.
Sean O’leary