WTF is wrong with you ppl??? HOw can you believe in spaghetti??? This is really pointless you guys believe in a creepy monster okay???????
Okay….no offense but the spaghtti thing has meat balls…..
-wtf

I’m a bit confused about this website, and maybe someone would kindly enlighten me… Why take so much trouble to try and dismantle fundamental Christianity if you all sincerely disbelieve it?

I wonder why this whole movement feels like they’re so threatened by Jesus if he’s not real.
-Cato

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

–stephen and darriel

what the fuck have pirates got to do with anything

-ahf

Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion. but its really quite stupid and lame because firstly, Noone was created in the image of the FSM (wtf!) secondly you have seriously zero proof of any writings from ancient times. Thirdly you are probably some year six kid looking for attention over the internet cos in life, you’re too much of a idiot for anyone to pay attention to.
-BR

This religion is so incredibly stupid that I can’t tell if you’re all serious or joking around. Or joking around about being serious.

-fsmsucks

Let me give you the triple dot first
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How in the flying fucking world do you get that a flying spaghetti monster created the god damn world. First off… how do you get a flying spaghetti monster created anything it sounds like something in a Old Japanesse horror movie, second off pirates have nothing to do with monster that are made of spaghetti in the first place when pirate were still “actively” around spaghettit wasnt even thought of as a food. Third off the global temprature also has nothing to do with your “god”. It looks to me that your whole religion is nothing but a knock off/making fun of Christianity, which in my mind is completely rude and disrespectful. Your all lucky I dont hack into this crap and shut it down.

Yours truly Sanghilia…………………………

There are better ways of voicing your opinions of the world and its people’s beliefs than being a complete douche and just making a mockery of everything. Grow up my man. Grow some balls.

– sfoorman

What a bunch of fools you all are

Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!

–Prudence Kitten

Another one from her:

I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!

you guys are so lame. stop being so self concerned and go and help the less fortunate. It’s quite obvious you’re only part of this ‘church’ because you are attention seekers. Atleast Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all. The kind of stuff on this site is just a complete waste of time.
–sohto