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In the beginning there was a drawing

Published December 4th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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A few people asked for the creation drawing at the very bottom of the website to be available as a shirt, before xmas.  It is now available at the FSM Store on both light and dark shirts and looks pretty good.   Be warned though: people seem to get offended by this drawing.  The cheapest one is $13.99. 

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He speaks through wires

Published December 3rd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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I found the FSM blessing my car. Apparently he supports the divine message as well.

-SA

Looks a little like my car.

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Birthday Cake Sighting

Published December 3rd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Praise be unto His Noodliness! My family has been touched by His Noodly Appendage and presented me with this cake for my birthday. I think it is an excellent likeness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (not pictured: a raspberry layer which represented His Sauciness).

RAmen

Pastafarian Gayle

(Cake by Pastafarian Jean and FSM topping by Pastafarian Janis)

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Cave drawing evidence

Published December 1st, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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His noodly goodness has been known of since the ancient days of cave drawings…

-Chris

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First Holiday Tree of the Season

Published December 1st, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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We have recently been touched by His noodly appendage, and we are eager to share this vision with all. Since we are vegetarian you may notice the lack of meatballs. No heresy intended.

(Could we use texturized soy protein? What is the position/decree on this?)

Ramen…….

-Craig

Beautiful tree and a glorious FSM Tree-Topper.  Everyone please send me your photos, I am happy to post them here for everyone to enjoy.

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Bank of the FSM

Published November 27th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Bank of the FSM

Here’s a photo of my pirate friends with His Noodliness outside the Bank of the FSM. Now it’s not just the Vatican that has a safe place to keep its dough.

RAmen

–Kevin

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Local pirate loses ship

Published November 26th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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I saw this at our local news site and thought I’d share the sad news. Perhaps a moment of silence before our global temperature increases ever so slightly?

- Kerry M.

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Stained Glass

Published November 25th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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I made a faux stained glass image of the FSM.

-Dustin

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Number one on Kiva

Published November 24th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I want to bring your attention to Team FSM on Kiva again.  I am hoping we can make another push and become the #1 religious organization on Kiva.

I’ve talked about Kiva before, but for those who don’t know, Kiva is a non-profit whose mission is to give a leg-up to the 3rd-world through micro-lending.  You, the lender, choose who you wish to lend to in chunks of $25, and in some time that money is returned to you.

The stats are impressive:

  • More than $170 Million in Loans since 2005
  • 98.99% payback rate
  • 208 Countries represented
  • Average loan size $380

I am a big fan of Kiva, so much so that for the last year I’ve asked everyone to give to Kiva instead of the Pirate boat fund.  

I’ve lived in the 3rd world.  I’m not a fan of traditional charities. To be specific, I’m not a fan of people working in the business of charity. I chose my words carefully.  I don’t like the overhead; that is, the middlemen – and I don’t like the religious overtones.  I don’t support that culture of need and dependence. 

Kiva is a different model and it is the most legitimate and genuinely positive charity that I know of and that’s why I keep bringing it up.

Please Join Us

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Brazil VW Sighting

Published November 24th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Alexsandro spotted this FSM decal in Minas Gerais, Brazil, at a village named Conceição do Ibitipoca, during a VW Beetle fan encounter.

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