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Angelic Noodly Tree-Topper

Published December 8th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Here’s the angel that rests atop my tree this holiday season, complete with bendable noodley appendages.

-Natasha Sills

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I love it. Amazing work.  I have an overwhelming urge to squeeze Him.

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Send some cards, why not?

Published December 7th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Just a reminder, the Holiday e-card machine is working again.  It takes very little time and zero money to send Holiday greetings to your family and friends.  There are I think 5 designs up there now and space to write whatever message you like.

This one was always my favorite, but I admit some people found it obnoxious:

So, if you like, go Send some cards.

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Kentucky’s Ark Encounter

Published December 7th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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The New York Times reports:

the state of Kentucky The state has promised generous tax incentives to a group of entrepreneurs who plan to construct a full-size replica of Noah’s ark, load it with animals and actors, and make it the centerpiece of a Bible-based tourist attraction called Ark Encounter.

Since Gov. Steven L. Beshear announced the plan on Wednesday, some constitutional experts have raised alarms over whether government backing for an enterprise that promotes religion violates the First Amendment’s requirement of separation of church and state. But Mr. Beshear, a Democrat, said the arrangement posed no constitutional problem, and brushed off questions about his stand on creationism.

“The people of Kentucky didn’t elect me governor to debate religion,” he said at a news conference. “They elected me governor to create jobs.”

Gov Beshear, you can expect the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster theme park submission soon.  

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Festive Germany Tree

Published December 5th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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This is how to mexican expatriates in Marburg, Germany celebrate the holiday in honour to his noodly greatness! of course everything was settled up with a couple of litres og Glühwine and tons og german chocolate!

Best Regards!

–Ana y Edgardo

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In the beginning there was a drawing

Published December 4th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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A few people asked for the creation drawing at the very bottom of the website to be available as a shirt, before xmas.  It is now available at the FSM Store on both light and dark shirts and looks pretty good.   Be warned though: people seem to get offended by this drawing.  The cheapest one is $13.99. 

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He speaks through wires

Published December 3rd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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I found the FSM blessing my car. Apparently he supports the divine message as well.

-SA

Looks a little like my car.

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Birthday Cake Sighting

Published December 3rd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Praise be unto His Noodliness! My family has been touched by His Noodly Appendage and presented me with this cake for my birthday. I think it is an excellent likeness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (not pictured: a raspberry layer which represented His Sauciness).

RAmen

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(Cake by Pastafarian Jean and FSM topping by Pastafarian Janis)

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Cave drawing evidence

Published December 1st, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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His noodly goodness has been known of since the ancient days of cave drawings…

-Chris

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First Holiday Tree of the Season

Published December 1st, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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We have recently been touched by His noodly appendage, and we are eager to share this vision with all. Since we are vegetarian you may notice the lack of meatballs. No heresy intended.

(Could we use texturized soy protein? What is the position/decree on this?)

Ramen…….

-Craig

Beautiful tree and a glorious FSM Tree-Topper.  Everyone please send me your photos, I am happy to post them here for everyone to enjoy.

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Bank of the FSM

Published November 27th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Here’s a photo of my pirate friends with His Noodliness outside the Bank of the FSM. Now it’s not just the Vatican that has a safe place to keep its dough.

RAmen

–Kevin

Please help us stay ahead of the Mormons!


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