Very interesting, slightly depressing site, courtesy of Willie. If you’re interested in crazy things done in the name of religion, this is the site for you.
Here’s the link: AtheistsNever.com
I just wanted to share the joy that my Girlfriend made for me this festive holiday season. To everyone I wish peace, love, and pasta!
I have noticed in the last few months an increase in upset emails from self identified atheists/nonbelievers and I’ve been thinking about what this means for the Church of FSM. Seems like I’ve annoyed some people. Maybe I can clear things up, and/or possibly further anger people.
First of course, I am talking for myself, not the church as a whole – let me make that clear.
I have a lot of respect for atheists and freethinkers and related organizations, and for rational causes in general. But there are times when I see atheist individuals and groups as combative and petty, leaving outsiders with a negative perception, hurting worthy causes in the process. I said the atheist movement needed a PR team some time ago. And then in an interview in WordyMofo I said atheists sometimes come off as "a bunch of assholes" to outsiders. Last week I said they’re not making any friends with the Nativity showdown.
I’ve said a lot of things but mainly I am talking about the *way* things are done; that is, the context of things; not ideas or goals or substantive parts of any of these organizations. I’m in favor of atheist/freethinker/rational causes. I just think when those guys get together they very occasionally act like dicks, leaving outsiders with the perception that nonreligious people are bitter and angry. And that is shame, because I don’t think it’s true.
What I worry most about, though, are the emails from young people who see in the Church of FSM an opportunity to bash religion in general and more specifically to bash people for being religious. Tolerance is more of a nuanced view and I believe they will come to it eventually if they stick around but it’s really very concerning that so many kids think this way when they first come to a place of free thinking.
I am not a huge fan of organized religion, and it’s impossible to ignore the abuses and corruption that have grown onto so many religions over the years, but at the same time, it’s impossible to deny that so many people get something meaningful out of their beliefs and that they have every right to continue to believe whatever they like *even if it’s irrational*, as long as it does no one else any harm. Just as we have the right to believe in the FSM. Just as nonbelievers have the right to be free from it. And we are all richer and more complete people for interacting with people who challenge and disagree with us.
The question is, can you confront the abuses and injustices that come along with religion in a way that doesn’t betray that tolerance for the beliefs of others? I don’t know, but shouldn’t that be the ideal?
What do you think?
Wow, good responses. I will note that what I receive in email varies quite a bit from the comments here. I like that most people took the message in the spirit it was intended.
I think there is an idea that I’m defending religion, but it’s not really that … it was meant more as a defense of people and their *personal* religious beliefs. FSM knows there are awful religious people, of course there are – there are awful people anywhere you look, but there are also good people anywhere you look and that includes inside of religion.
There are several occurrences where a curious Christian ventured here and engaged us for a while only to be stomped on en masse for their thoughts. I hate that. There is this idea, I think, that being correct is enough, that if we rip apart all their arguments thoroughly enough they will see the error of their ways and then … I don’t know, renounce their foolish beliefs and join up? Except I don’t think it works that way. There is that quote … "You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into." I think there is a bigger picture and if we truly want to help someone along a path of Reason, it starts with an uncommon level of respect.
Thank you, everyone, for your responses. Keep them coming. I feel like we’re onto something.
I just found this and thought it deserved some attention:
"Do we want Christians to join us? Since when is this not about keeping religion out of science?"
That’s a valid point. I think its worth talking about larger goals of the Church of the FSM but for now I think it’s safe to say there is a wish amongst non-religious that the religious acted more rational – particularly in areas where their actions intersect with the rest of the world.
I’ve seen plenty of disagreements between religious and non-religious played out publicly and I’ve yet to see a person of faith swayed by articulate impassioned reasoning.
And I doubt very much that people of strong faith are concerned whether their beliefs are strictly True or not. Whether that’s a conscious realization or not I don’t know, but we have all known people with entrenched beliefs that are too irrational to believe (earth is 5000 years old, anyone?) except they do believe these things – they believe these things with a force to be reckoned with.
Well what is at the root of that force? Clearly it has little to do with objective reasoning. I suggest it’s due mainly to the attachment to the very real, very meaningful community that churches provide for so many people. Cognitive dissonance — they can’t be reasoned with because betraying those beliefs puts in danger their relationship to the community they value so highly, therefore the thing is True. That’s the force, the block that can’t be argued against.
Atheists, nonbelievers, freethinkers — we can say we build communities as well, and there are some examples but we’re not great at it. Say what you will about Christians, they kick our asses at building communities. There is something about Drinking The Kool-Aid that lets people do with genuine (sometimes very creepy) intention what seems very hard to do for a group with broader more objective views. I’m not just talking about religion. Squabbling academic groups, anyone? There is something about getting together in groups that is very hard to do positively. How do you do it without being cynical? We need to figure it out.
Will Christians walk from one community to another? Surely some will. I have heard the same story from countless ex-Christians who have become Atheists and it’s always a lonely road, because it’s never just a matter of questioning ones beliefs, is it? It’s also a matter of losing that support system and community that came along with those beliefs.
And maybe just having that option, knowing that questioning beliefs doesn’t have to mean such a loss, will make it easier.
Attached is a picture of my humble attempt to recreate His Noodly Perfection in hand-felted wool for a friend’s FSMmas card.
Jennifer’s tree topper
I spent this Christmas with my family at my Catholic grandparents’ house. Little did they know, while they had a ceramic nativity scene displayed beneath their tree, a tree topper in honor of His Noodliness sat atop ours.
My mostly Christian of coworkers made this wonderful image of his noodlines for me so that I would not feel left out during the season. He is made from office and break room supplies. I will forever cherish this.
Wow, this is genuinely touching. Is it just me or have Christians embraced the FSM this Season?
Buck and family’s display:
Buddha rejoicing as sweet little 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus is touched by HIS Noodly Appendage.
That Just Happened! (and by "just" we mean many many years ago and by "happened" we mean without a single scrap of verifiable evidence.)
This was on the Christmas tree on our base in Leogane, Haiti.
This stuffed FSM miraculously appeared under our ChriFSMas tree to spread His Good Word. As you can see, my husband was very happy about it :) It took several woman-hours to bring His Noddliness to life, but the expression on my husbands face was worth it! ;)
RyAn aka Ryan & Anita
So last Friday was the annual gift exchange / secret Santa at my work. Unbeknownst to me, my CFO had selected my name from the hat. Now you should know, this man is a moderate conservative and a life-long Christian and knows full well my adherence to Pastafarianism. He had me open my gift in front of the entire company. I opened it to find the Nativity you see here… complete with baby Flying Spaghetti Monster in the manger. What makes it even better is his description of what it took to chisel the baby Jesus out of the box. He says it finally broke free and the little bugger went flying across the room.
I guess it goes to show that level-headed, even-keeled people exist in all parts of the spectrum.
Your CFO sounds like a great guy. What an uplifiting FSMas story. Thanks for sharing.
FSMas is approaching and I have not yet posted all of the Holiday decorations sent in. So I’ll start posting them in batches. Here are some wonderful ones:
I am a Pastafarian in Portland, Maine. This year I made a lovely Chrifsmas wreath and I thought I’d send in. I hope you enjoy! My wreath is decorated with Penne, Tri-Color Rotini, and some Annie’s Peace Pasta with yarn, buttons, wire and puff balls idol of the FSM Himself.
May His Noodliness be with you this Chrifsmas and throughout the year,
I made this FSM ornament for a wonderful friend of mine. Here he is in all his noodley glory in our tree, next to a few other home made creations, and an official White House ornament ;)
Happy Pastamas, everyone!
- Jamie Lyn
Hi from Oprahland [Australia]
Even faraway in Perth Western Australia we are touched by his noodly appendage!
To celebrate Christ[less]mas we made our own Holy Flying Spaghetti Monsters.
We are not worthy of his delicious goodness but offer up
this humble sacrifice of love and several minutes work by a father and daughter team.
Glory be his
Terry and Sophie Bell 
I just wanted to share some pictures from the recent Holiday celebration my friends and I held. :)
The first is a FSM cake decoration I made from sculpey.
Next we have tiny FSM chilling on the cake in his proper place.
Last two are our table. We decided to celebrate by symbolically eating his flesh and blood. And cake. Rum cake.
Made by Kevin Clarke, Strawbs Bar, Leeds, England.
Praise be Ramen!!
My wife made — He is knitted. (attached)
I made a likeness of his Awesomeness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, so he might take his rightful place on top the Christmas tree. I used play-doh.
Carrie from SoCal
Enjoy! Merry FSMas from crappy northern Virginia!
Greetings from Montana. I thought I’d send in a picture of my lovely noodley tree topper. He even lights up. May his noodley appendages bless us all.
Hello! Here’s our xmas tree this year.
Adria’s FSMas tree
My knitting needles, straight and true like spaghetti right out of the box, seemed possessed by His Noodly Goodness. And now, he adorns our holiday tree as the tree-topper. It is true that the rest of the tree is now bare — but we expect the Three Wise Pirates, together with some small Edams, Cheddars, and Swisses (the Little Baby Cheeses) to further adorn the tree before Sostice-tide.