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FSM in Tonga

Published April 23rd, 2010 by user-submitted

I am a devotees of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if for no other reason than His brilliant insight that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of Pirates since the 1800s. We are proud to dedicate our regular Correlation of the week to this observation, and on my recent trip to Tonga, He showed me that He is pleased with our work.

On walking through a cemetery in the Tongan capital Nuku’alofa, I spotted the following dedication to His Noodliness. Whilst Christianity is by far the major religion in Tonga, there seems to be evidence that the FSM church is working with both Christianity and the traditional culture, and growing in the South Pacific – the very place that global warming and rising sea-levels will have the biggest effect, and therefore the greatest need for pirates.

Then during the night I awoke and managed to snap this quick photo as He appeared to me from our fale roof. You can clearly see His glory shining through.

I like to think He is happy with our spreading of His word through Correlation of the week. More on this story here: http://www.mrscienceshow.com/2009/09/flying-spaghetti-monster-appearance-in.html

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de-brainwashing

Published April 23rd, 2010 by user-submitted

Just a word of thanks to pastafarians who have contributed comments on the various hate mailers. All of these are helping enlighten me and, frankly, reverse the brainwashing that I still suffer (only very slightly — and diminishing every day) as someone raised in a catholic home. These comments are so clear, focused and logical that the religious case withers. I sincerely appreciate the time you’ve spent to take apart their hate mails piece-by-piece. Not that you are being altruistic; religion inspires such lapses of reason and simple logic in people (not to mention fomenting sheer venom) that the hate mails are quite enjoyable to behold and presumably to take apart. 

-Scott

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Reddit poster sighting

Published April 22nd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The FSM was spotted on Reddit’s newest poster. I’ve been a fan of Reddit for years. I don’t want to know how many hours I’ve lost to that site.

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Holy Sighting!

Published April 21st, 2010 by user-submitted

The FSM has made himself shown in an image in a heathen “christian” church in NYC.

His Holy Noodles can be seen lovingly touching all earthlings, providing gravity to the unworthy.

Praise His Noodly Name!

RAmen!

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your post here

Published April 20th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I added a form where you can directly post to the FSM website. Anything of interest to Pastafarians is fair game. You still have the option to email me instead.

Link to the Form

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Kiva Team FSM – $250k

Published April 19th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Our Kiva team has just reached $250k in total contributions. That is pretty amazing. Thanks goes to everyone who has joined our team. I see no reason we can’t become Kiva’s #1 Religious Congregation.

Please Join Us.

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Case Western Reserve sighting

Published April 18th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I found this at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland Ohio. We are truly blessed by his presence.
Ohio Pirate

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craft inspiration

Published April 15th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I was driving by the craft store when all of a sudden I was touched by His noodly appendage and inspired to create this model. On a related note, I believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased with the likeness because if any liquids are left near it, they will turn into a delicious marinara sauce.

Regards,
Josh

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Changes to Poster Shop

Published April 10th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Posters are still available – though for how long, I don’t know – so if you want some, now would be a good time to purchase. I’ve made some changes to the Shop, take a look if interested.

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Chihuly

Published April 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

From the Columbus Museum of Art. Can anyone doubt that Dale Chihuly is divinely inspired?

— Keith
Columbus, OH

I think we noticed this some time ago but for those who doubt Keith’s observation, I will just post this photo of Mr. Chihuly:

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