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Caught in the Act

Published May 13th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Caught in the Act

His Noodliness caught in the act!

Yesterday, while examining my U251 cells under the fluorescence microscope, I was blessed with his Noodly Appearance.
Although a truly fierce believer in His Holiness, I admit to always have doubted the suggestion of the Pastafarian Scholars (E.g. Bobby Henderson) regarding the FSM tempering with scientific data, in order to put humanity on a wrong track regarding His existence. They argued that for instance by creating the fossils, His Noodliness wished to find out who the true believers were. The latter are only those holding on to Pastafarianism and totally rejecting the idea of natural evolution in spite of seemingly sound scientific evidence, goes the argument.

"What rationalizing nonsense!", I was thinking. "Why would the FSM go to such lengths in order to actually MINIMIZE his congregation, since undoubtedly the evolution hypothesis has lead to massive defection amongst his former followers."
But as of yesterday, I humbly accept the wisdom of the Prophet and the mysterious ways of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen! I was presented with the irrefutable proof of His tempering with scientific data. I cannot fathom why He should bother with the poor DAPI-stained nuclei of the U251 cells from a diploma student, but truly limited is my perception as a meek non-pirate of His thinking, may His Noodliness forgive me.

Raluca

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reminds me of warhol

Published May 12th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Reminds me of Warhol

I had to do a project for art, and well I choose to do the Spaghetti Monster. I had to do multiple colors and there contemporary colors. It is done in acrylic. I wasn’t going to send in a pic, but all of my friends convinced me so here it is. By the way it looks better in person.

-Luke

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muhammad cartoonist attacked

Published May 11th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Here’s a video of Swedish artist Lars Vilks being attacked during a presentation on free speech today at Sweden’s Uppsala University.

 

Lars was the guy who drew the cartoon of Muhammad as a dog that made a bunch of Muslims go apeshit.

This latest attack bugs me a lot.  Here’s the disclaimer: I’ve received tons of hatemail and many threats and had more than a couple disturbing run-ins with religious nuts, and few if any of those nuts were Muslim.  By and large all the Muslims I know are awesome and not at all nutty.  I find Christian nuts the creepiest of all the religious nuts.  But I am way more scared of nutty Muslims than nutty Christians.

Lars has become a symbol for the right to criticize religion.  That’s a right we can’t lose.  I don’t believe this is about religion or values, I think it’s about dogma.  There is nothing inherently evil or wrong with what nutty Christians or Muslims believe – what’s wrong is that it’s no longer a set of beliefs, it’s a set of Truths that can’t be questioned, and that’s a dangerous thing.  Lars is completely right that it’s important to be able to criticize religion.

Lets see if we can come up with something to help Lars.

Also, the FSM does not mind if you draw him as something unclean.. like a stripper.

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invasion

Published May 10th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

invasion of the FSM

I like this.. reminds me of an old propaganda poster.

Serin created this for his friend who wanted a ‘monster’ themed picture.

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dinner encounter

Published May 10th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Spaghetti

I would like to share an encounter I had with his Noodliness this evening at dinner and I would like to share this picture for all to behold!  I have truly been touched by his noodly appendage!
Sincerely,
Mike

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Yo ho ho a (pastafarian) pirate’s life for me.

Published May 9th, 2010 by user-submitted

I was reading the lyrics of the current pirate’s theme song and was disappointed about the lies, so i revised it. here you go:

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We pillage, we plunder, we eat ramen, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We give candy to the kids,

Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We’re cooks, not crooks, we love you all,

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We all Drink grog, and then set sail, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We bring praise, spread the word 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We eat the noodles, and dring the grog, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

We’re freinds, preists, prophets, and monks, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We’re helping all that we see, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We are sterotyped and attacked everyday,

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

Aye, but we’re loved by The Flying spaghetti monster, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo 

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Lab commandments

Published May 7th, 2010 by user-submitted

My head of the lab ask me for drawing a parody of the 10 commandments (with images of gods and angels) but writing the lab’s rules.

I explained her than a lab is a science and rationalism sancturay and that old myths and superstitions couldn’t be drawn in a serious one.

For this reason I did this other one, with the image of the real faith.

The text is in an obscure European language that we like to name Catalan.

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Wedding Stole

Published May 5th, 2010 by user-submitted

In preparing to preside over a friends wedding, I put together a special pastoral garmet for the occasion.  I thought you might enjoy a peek, as I was able to incorporate both the Jolly Fish and the FSM.

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Sighting in Barcelona

Published May 3rd, 2010 by user-submitted

Oh Pastafarians !

Behold the FSM !

Every morning, when I go to work on my bike and I am right in front of Fundació Tàpies (www.fundaciotapies.org) in Barcelona (Spain), I have this revealing vision of the FSM.

What do you think? Real or delusion?

Ramen.

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stained glass work of art

Published May 2nd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

On this, the first of May 2010, I am proud to release this piece of sacred art which I commissioned from Sarah Pierce. I welcome you to join me in silent reverence to His Savoriness, the Noodle in the Sky, our Saucy Master, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.

-John 

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American.


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