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Yo ho ho a (pastafarian) pirate’s life for me.

Published May 9th, 2010 by user-submitted

I was reading the lyrics of the current pirate’s theme song and was disappointed about the lies, so i revised it. here you go:

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We pillage, we plunder, we eat ramen, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We give candy to the kids,

Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We’re cooks, not crooks, we love you all,

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We all Drink grog, and then set sail, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We bring praise, spread the word 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We eat the noodles, and dring the grog, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

We’re freinds, preists, prophets, and monks, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We’re helping all that we see, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We are sterotyped and attacked everyday,

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

Aye, but we’re loved by The Flying spaghetti monster, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo 

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Lab commandments

Published May 7th, 2010 by user-submitted

My head of the lab ask me for drawing a parody of the 10 commandments (with images of gods and angels) but writing the lab’s rules.

I explained her than a lab is a science and rationalism sancturay and that old myths and superstitions couldn’t be drawn in a serious one.

For this reason I did this other one, with the image of the real faith.

The text is in an obscure European language that we like to name Catalan.

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Wedding Stole

Published May 5th, 2010 by user-submitted

In preparing to preside over a friends wedding, I put together a special pastoral garmet for the occasion.  I thought you might enjoy a peek, as I was able to incorporate both the Jolly Fish and the FSM.

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Sighting in Barcelona

Published May 3rd, 2010 by user-submitted

Oh Pastafarians !

Behold the FSM !

Every morning, when I go to work on my bike and I am right in front of Fundació Tàpies (www.fundaciotapies.org) in Barcelona (Spain), I have this revealing vision of the FSM.

What do you think? Real or delusion?

Ramen.

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stained glass work of art

Published May 2nd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

On this, the first of May 2010, I am proud to release this piece of sacred art which I commissioned from Sarah Pierce. I welcome you to join me in silent reverence to His Savoriness, the Noodle in the Sky, our Saucy Master, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.

-John 

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Mysterious strangers

Published April 29th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

noodly orb

Every year about this time, mysterious strangers hang multiple Orange FSM ornaments on our cedar trees.
–Karen

 

Very interesting! I had to post all the photos Karen sent.

those are clearly noodly appendages

looks like a meatball

(Unenlightened) scientists would have us believe these noodly orbs are Ceder-Apple rust on Eastern Red Cedars.  You can decide for yourselves.

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FSM on Pirate Ship

Published April 29th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

FSM on a Pirate Ship

Had to set up and take a picture of spirituality/religion for my digital photography class, figured i should send it to you. Enjoy. :D

-David

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Portland sculpture

Published April 25th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Inspired (pretty directly!) by His Noodliness…

Created by an amazing local metal artist, Matt Cartwright
http://cartwritdesign.com

Cheers!
Bill, Bob, Dominic & Jack
Portland, OR

How can anyone not see the light..!?

Amazing work from my home state of Oregon. I hope to see it someday.

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FSM Fly Fishing Tribute

Published April 24th, 2010 by user-submitted

A a recent convert and passionate fly fisherman I would like to share my humble tribute to His Noodliness. 

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FSM in Tonga

Published April 23rd, 2010 by user-submitted

I am a devotees of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if for no other reason than His brilliant insight that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of Pirates since the 1800s. We are proud to dedicate our regular Correlation of the week to this observation, and on my recent trip to Tonga, He showed me that He is pleased with our work.

On walking through a cemetery in the Tongan capital Nuku’alofa, I spotted the following dedication to His Noodliness. Whilst Christianity is by far the major religion in Tonga, there seems to be evidence that the FSM church is working with both Christianity and the traditional culture, and growing in the South Pacific – the very place that global warming and rising sea-levels will have the biggest effect, and therefore the greatest need for pirates.

Then during the night I awoke and managed to snap this quick photo as He appeared to me from our fale roof. You can clearly see His glory shining through.

I like to think He is happy with our spreading of His word through Correlation of the week. More on this story here: http://www.mrscienceshow.com/2009/09/flying-spaghetti-monster-appearance-in.html

Please help us stay ahead of the Mormons!


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