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Deliberate Act of Persecution

Published June 18th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Health recall or religious persecution, what do you think?

Campbell Soup Company announced today they’re recalling 15 million pounds of Spaghetti O’s with Meatballs, ostensibly because of an issue with a mechanical cooker leaving meat uncooked. 

Campbell spokesman Anthony Sanzio said the company is recalling certain lots of the product manufactured since December 2008 "out of an abundance of caution" because officials don’t know exactly when the cooker at the Paris, Texas, plant malfunctioned. Officials believe it happened recently but aren’t sure, he said.

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It sounds suspicious.  Be warned, Campbell’s: Pastafarians everywhere are watching your actions.  Thanks to Sergio for the heads up.

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Camden’s drawing

Published June 17th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I for one would like to see more work by Camden

Camden sent us this drawing, captioned “The Flying Spaghetti Monster watches Jesus and Satan fight in his spare time.”

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Flea infested Spaghetti Mutt

Published June 16th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The FSM has no Fleas. I'm offended.

Dirk from the Hentai Style drawing a few weeks ago took things a step further with this OFFENSIVE BLASPHEMOUS drawing of the FSM as a dog.  I’m outraged and …  no I’m not. I like it. Awesome work, Dirk. 

Take note Muslims, cartoons are sort of hilarious, they’re not grounds for going apeshit and trying to kill the cartoonist.  No offense, Muslims.

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Carter’s Holy Noodle recipe

Published June 15th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Hey bobby i wore my Pastafarian t-shirt to school and found a few
fellow members, that night while plundering my success over a bowl of spaghetti O’s i became infinitely bored in the kitchen and judging by the color of the noodles and current theories and behaviors stated in the gospel i have concluded this to be the holy noodle in which the FSM was formed from. It tasted amazing when i made it, try it out. (remember noodles are easy to make but very finicky when speaking in terms of mixture.)

- your friend Carter

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Giant Jesus statue hit by lightning

Published June 15th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

touchdown

Ohio’s giant Touchdown Jesus statue was hit by lightning and burned to the ground last night.

A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.

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The sculpture, 62 feet tall and 40 feet wide at the base, showed Jesus from the torso up and was nicknamed Touchdown Jesus because of the way his arms were raised, as though reaching out to catch a football. It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remained early Tuesday.

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Here it is, burning:

 

Google tells me that many Jesus statues have been struck down by lightning.  As far as I know there have been no FSM statues destroyed. 

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Pirate Fish tiramisu

Published June 14th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

looks good

Franco from Italy sent this picture.  His Tiramisu came out like this randomly somehow.

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Rio costume

Published June 13th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I have been mislead about Rio Carnivale costumes.  I expected more boob.

I was amused by the satire, appalled by the Kansas School Board and think the hatemail is priceless but I wasn’t connected UNTIL….Carnivale in Rio and HIS/HER NOODLY GOODNESS WAS THERE (and I wish I was closer than a photo).

Cheers

James

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Abundance of pipe-cleaners

Published June 11th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

fuzzy

I was over come with an abundance of pipe cleaners, googley eyes, and brown balls today. What was a girl to do?

I hope it pleases him as mush as it made me squee!

Lindsey <3

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The One True God

Published June 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

ScatteredLeaves sent me this video. Very nice.

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Religious exemption

Published June 8th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I don't mind writing these but I have a huge backlog of requests, so no promises

What do you think, will it work?

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