Back in May in the closing days of school, the Astronomy teacher at our school, aka Johnson, had his final for his class be to paint a ceiling tile of different galaxies, constellations, or anything Astronomical. Myself, who already took the class but had Johnson for 3 other hours, decided to paint one also. But i wouldnt be painting any stars, oh no… I found it necessary to paint the Almighty FSM.
After starting my project, my friend Slabcock said he would help also. I diligently worked on my portrait while the other students in the school were taking their writing finals.
With blood, sweat, and tears, it finally came around. It was directly put on display. Everyone was in awe of His Noodleiness. Johnson loved it also, and I put it smack dab in the middle of the room. On it had one simple message…
So for the years to come, He will be overlooking all and will be there for any inspiration.
Ramen.
-Mk
Very nice, Matt, you do excellent work. Some of you will remember Matt and Slabcock from their earlier work.
Please keep sending me your photos, I’ll post them here.
Kyle and his Pirate Fish pumpkin
Billy’s pumpkin
Domenico’s pumpkin
Jeff’s pumpkin
Kevin and his pumpkin
Kevin’s pumpkin, close-up
Mark’s pumpkin
Mike’s pumpkin
Mike A’s pumpkin
Richard’s pumpkin
Timothy’s pumpkin.
Troy’s pumpkin
Dana’s costume
My Halloween costume this year was a roaring success! Walking from unenlightened home to home, I did my pastafarian duty by spreading the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to those with closed ears. “Blessed art thou, touched by His Noodly Appendage!” (Articulated noodles were a real boon.) I realize that preachers must wear full pirate regalia, but I hope an exception can be made when instead one appears in all the splendor of His Noodliness. Or perhaps it is sacrilegious and I should walk the plank!
-Dana
This one was anonymously sent in.
Published by Bobby Henderson October 27th, 2009
in General FSM news.
Pastafarian Kim’s Pirate-Fish pumpkin. I like it.
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As an artist and a Pastafarian, I deemed it necessary to heed the calling of his noodliness and commence work to bring His glory to the two dimensional surface.
And I have used the principles of composition, of values, of line, and chromas, and I have painted pixels in his image. Blessed be the FSM for giving us the rules of composition!
And I arranged the masses of light and dark, and behold, they pleased His noodly Eye. Blessed be the FSM for creating contrasts in value!
And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!
And I placed colours and pirate regalia upon the army of His deciples, and behold, I spent many a day putting details in their midst. Praised be the FSM for showing us the way, for to err is human, but to Arr is Pirate.
R’amen brothers and sisters, may the image of His Noodliness please thy eye.
Pastafarian Miłek aka Ethically Challenged
http://ethicallychallenged.daportfolio.com
Huge thanks to Milek … I was blown away when I saw this painting. Click on the picture for the full-resolution version.
Published by Bobby Henderson October 15th, 2009
in General FSM news and pirate ship.
James Wharram Pahi 63
What do you guys think of something like this for the FSM voyaging church? I will tell you a few reasons it appeals to me.
It’s something we can build together.
We can start right away. We have enough money to get started and we can buy more materials as we raise more during the build process.
It’s more realistic and practical. I like 200′ Galleons as much as anyone, but I don’t see a lot of them sailing around. Pirate boats are extremely expensive to buy and maintain, and require a large trained crew to sail. If we get one, it’s going to spend much of its life being rented out to pay for itself.
Something like this is relatively cheap (hundreds of thousands vs millions), simple to sail, lots of room.
The one in the picture is ~65′, I’m not sure the upper limit on sailing catamarans.
What do you guys think? Build or buy?
Probably my favorite FSM pumpkin
Halloween is coming up in a few short weeks. Please send me photos of your FSM pumpkins, FSM costumes and any sightings of Pastafarian Missionaries or Saucy Wenches you come across.
The photo above and photos below are some highlights from past years.
The Beer Volcano
The FSM or maybe a costume
FSM bless these wenches for spreading the Word
A few links from previous years:
Collection of FSM Pumpkins
2006 Pumpkin Contest
Halloween Missionaries
Published by Bobby Henderson October 7th, 2009
in General FSM news.
Pastafarian Marissa spotted these Pirate Fish (almost) ice trays available from DealExtreme (link). Price: $3.89, free shipping.
Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2009
in General FSM news.
I have attached two pictures from our 2nd wedding anniversary this evening. My parents had a candle custom made for our anniversary. Also, their best friend, who has taken up Pastafarism, made the laser cut FSM symbol. To top it off, my wife made a spaghetti dinner for tonight. YES, our wedding night *is* a holy night :)
-Aaron
Wow, that is beautiful. I love the candle and the centerpiece. Happy anniversary.
Published by Bobby Henderson September 30th, 2009
in General FSM news.
Team FSM on Kiva now has 959 members and has raised over $115k. Well done, everybody!
Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2009
in General FSM news and pirates.
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day everyone
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