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Caught in the Act

Published May 13th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Caught in the Act

His Noodliness caught in the act!

Yesterday, while examining my U251 cells under the fluorescence microscope, I was blessed with his Noodly Appearance.
Although a truly fierce believer in His Holiness, I admit to always have doubted the suggestion of the Pastafarian Scholars (E.g. Bobby Henderson) regarding the FSM tempering with scientific data, in order to put humanity on a wrong track regarding His existence. They argued that for instance by creating the fossils, His Noodliness wished to find out who the true believers were. The latter are only those holding on to Pastafarianism and totally rejecting the idea of natural evolution in spite of seemingly sound scientific evidence, goes the argument.

"What rationalizing nonsense!", I was thinking. "Why would the FSM go to such lengths in order to actually MINIMIZE his congregation, since undoubtedly the evolution hypothesis has lead to massive defection amongst his former followers."
But as of yesterday, I humbly accept the wisdom of the Prophet and the mysterious ways of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen! I was presented with the irrefutable proof of His tempering with scientific data. I cannot fathom why He should bother with the poor DAPI-stained nuclei of the U251 cells from a diploma student, but truly limited is my perception as a meek non-pirate of His thinking, may His Noodliness forgive me.

Raluca

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Mysterious strangers

Published April 29th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

noodly orb

Every year about this time, mysterious strangers hang multiple Orange FSM ornaments on our cedar trees.
–Karen

 

Very interesting! I had to post all the photos Karen sent.

those are clearly noodly appendages

looks like a meatball

(Unenlightened) scientists would have us believe these noodly orbs are Ceder-Apple rust on Eastern Red Cedars.  You can decide for yourselves.

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Finland sky sighting

Published April 7th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Hollazione!

I’ve attached a couple of photos I took on the 25th of February here in Tampere, Finland. I also submitted these photos to a local newspaper, which turned the whole thing as somewhat of a small phenomenom with numerous other people commenting that they saw the same thing. Some people even sent the paper additional photos. Here‘s the link to the news story.

Most of the people speculating the article were certain that the formation in the wintery sky was either chemtrail from fighterjets or an angel (yeah right). Only a couple commenters we’re able to point out that this is clearly FSM. Or Cthulhu.

Janne Lahtinen
Finland

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Thin polymer film sighting

Published March 19th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I thought all Pastafarians might enjoy some scientific evidence :) So there you go – a thin polymer film at the air-water interface.

Cheers, Kasia

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He’s in our blood

Published March 15th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

This is a hemoglobin structure; it is what carries oxygen in blood. It very closely resembles His Noodliness, which proves that His Noodliness is in us all, supplying our cells with oxygen and divinity.

RAmen
-Tom

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Petroglyph

Published January 1st, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

This photo of a petroglyph on a rock in Arasona shows that the FSM was here earlier than we knew. The boulder is located in White Tanks Regional Park, Phoenix, Az and it has been misidentified as a supernova.
Ramen.
Dotti

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Mexico sighting

Published October 13th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

work of art

closeup

We’re working hard at spreading the message of the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster throughout Mexico and Latin America. You might know that the Virgin of Guadalupe is the holiest figure of the Mexican catholic religion – but things have changed. Now we know that the FSM is also present in one more of the many far away lands. Attached is an image of our findings. We hope you enjoy it!

Bendito sea el Monstruo de Spaghetti Volador! (blessed be the FSM).

Sincerely,

Ana Pimentel, Diego Ramirez and Alfonso Ballesteros
Followers of the FSM in Mexico

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Mars evidence

Published August 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

While perusing images from NASA’s Astronomy picture of the day site I found photographic evidence of his noodley goodness on Mars. Here is the original link – just ignore what the saps at NASA claim it is!
-Tom

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Ancient Egypt evidence

Published August 23rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Pastafarian Daniel discovered this 5000 year old drawing of our Lord.

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The Spaghetti Constant

Published June 22nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I work as a scientist in the area of coating nanotechnology, or more precisely in the development of so called nano sputtering methods. Nano sputtering is a way to position single atoms or clusters of many atoms onto a surface to form a pattern with a nanometer thickness. Often the result is rather random; it is a little bit like firing off a shotgun against a wall with the atoms as shots. My research is aiming for methods to fine-tune the sputtering in order to achieve a desired pattern and thickness instead of just a random pattern, and I did recently a quite fantastic discovery I would like to disclose at your web site. An important parameter is the Diertmann-Zeigler value (d/z value) which easily can be understood as the lateral spin energy of the atom when the Möbier coefficient is set to 1 in the equation below:

When the d/z value is continually changed from 0.24 (which is focal zero point) to 9.56 (which is van Haank’s theoretical maximum) the achieved atom pattern should according to the theory be totally random. However, according to my findings there is one single value (d/z = 1.115) which does not give a random pattern, but always exactly the same pattern (see below).

The d/z value 1.115 is equal to π/e and obviously a natural constant which I hereby would like to denominate the spaghetti constant s.

Dr. Erik Ronne

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