Some new wallpaper/graphics created by Sara:

Submitted by our friends Chris and J. Matt at Stony Brook University. I think it’s brilliant.

The printed FSM Holiday cards sold out in 4 days this year (sorry), so I put together this e-Card sender. Just fill out the form to send this e-Card to your friends/family, possible converts – whoever you want.

Try it out

Thanks to Andrew Shaffer for the amazing artwork.

Thanks to Blue for sending me this propaganda flyer:

“Science and FSM: Partners in Knowledge and Truth.”
8.5 x 11 JPG | 8.5 x 11 PDF

The Flyers section is growing nicely. The Church is always open to contributions. Thank you.

Blibby has created, to my knowledge, the first sterling silver Flying Spaghetti Monster brooch. If you’d like to make your own, you can follow his step by step instructions provided at his site here.

Flowerpower – I don’t know her real name – made this impressive hat and has provided instructions for us:

Yarn:
Any yarn you want, really. The main color is good in Fisherman, it looks rather noodly. The meatballs are TLC acrylic in a darkish red. All is in worsted weight.

Directions:
I used the pattern for the kittyille/devil hat in Stitch ‘n Bitch. You could use any hat you like, I just liked the stockinette base.

Eyestalks:
Pick up and knit 13 stitches for each stalk, and knit even for about 22 rows. With white, make the eyes by increasing, then decreasing (I’m vey specific, I know). Make two meatballs, and sew them on. I cna’t remember where I got my pattern, but you will have to experiment to get them the right size.

Noodles:
Pick up three stitches, and make an i-cord. Make as long as you want. Repeat as may times as desired.

Ties may be added with meatballs on the end, if you wish. It would just be another i-cord with meatballs on the ends.

For a poseable noodle, run a piece of wire up the center of the i-cord.

Wear His praises proudly, RAmen.

When we moved into our new house, FSM moved me to create this homage to his beatific powers. All hail the FSM, yar!
-Dawn

I think that’s the best embroidery project I’ve seen. It’s very nice.