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Published April 28th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Pastafarian Chris Fortney created this art for us:

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Ceramic fsm

Published March 26th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I received this ceramic FSM idol for my birthday from my good friend Lindsay Watson, and thought you might like to see it!
-Alex

You have a good friend. That is very impressive.

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Published March 12th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Terence sent us this:
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ancient fsm pottery

Published March 4th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

J.D. Hutton aka Pontius Pirate came across this ancient fsm pottery:

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fsm appears in Israeli painting

Published February 15th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

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The FSM has recently revealed Himself in an Israeli high school through a painting depicting the pre-creation state of the universe as portrayed in Genesis 1:2.

The high school students were given the assignment of creating an artistic work related to one of the stories from the Book of Genesis. A couple of students chose to paint their interpretation of the appearance of the universe before the biblical Creation (or, as literally translated from Hebrew, “chaos”). The noodly Lord was easily spotted in the painting only after it was hanged on the corridor wall. The work’s creators claim that the painting did not originally include the FSM:

“We didn’t paint Him, I swear. I have no idea how He got there,” one of them says.

This divine act of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has made many students recognize His existence, and many have converted to Pastafarianism. Some of the recently converted Pastafarians even believe that Israel is in fact the Holy Land of Pastafarianism, and they are already contemplating methods to eliminate the all Jews, Muslims and Christians in Israel who won’t agree to convert.

The FSM’s message is obvious. For many years the state of Israel has forced the Jewish religion and its studies upon Israeli students of Jewish descent by making it a compulsory subject for receiving a matriculation certificate. The school system in Israel starts teaching students the concepts of the Old Testament when they are very young and innocent, and every student must continue studying these religious stories, regardless of his beliefs. The Holy FSM, clearly, just wishes for Israeli students to be taught the true religion, Pastafarianism.

May we all be touched by His noodly appendage,
RAmen.

Submitted by Incognito.

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Adam and Eve and the FSM

Published February 14th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

A creation by Baron Bob, “I always knew Meatballs were the source of all knowledge, protein, fibre just a hint of garlic. An acrylic attempt to bridge picture the FSM truth.”

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I like it – very nice.

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beaded bracelet

Published February 11th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

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Wench G made this bracelet with some wire and beads. I like it a lot.

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Drinking Glass

Published January 31st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I carved this into the glass bottom with a spinning diamond bur. Lots of fun revealing the hidden Spaghetti Monster between samples of beer that the glass was designed to hold. How mysterious are the ways of the Noodly Aaaarrrrgghhhhhh!
Paul

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Paper Shredder

Published January 10th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

From Greg:

While working at home yesterday, I heard an ominous sound, and saw a flash of light emanating from my paper shredder. I looked down and to my astonishment, I spotted FSM, in all his glory, peeking out from inside the shredder. I felt obligated to document and inform you of this latest sighting. I feel very fortunate to have been chosen to see him, and to be touched by his noodly appendage.

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Googly-eyed FSM Treats

Published January 9th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

The geniuses at Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories have published instructions on constructing a Flying Spaghetti Monster treat, complete with edible googly eyes made of gelatin capsules and sprinkles – a first, I’m sure.

I think you’ll want to check it out.

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