i cannot believe any of this. your just fronting an organization that benifits from the stupidity of people. your unemplyod? no shit. this is just you using the internet to your advantage to make money of a riduclous excuse for a religion so you don’t have to get off your lazy ass. get a job […]
Author Archive for henderob
i cannot believe any of this
Published by henderob May 6th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 65 Commentspirate fish flag
Published by henderob May 5th, 2008 in arts and crafts and General FSM news. 18 CommentsBeing a flag makerI couldn’t resist. I’m not selling them but two fellow Pastafarians got nice presents last year
Tabby
I think it looks amazing. Nice work!
flying shit bag
Published by henderob May 5th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 108 Commentsdude u r entitled to ur opinion as i am to mine. so let me say.. WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals and bring hope to people and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth […]
Where no Christians dare to go
Published by henderob May 3rd, 2008 in Testimonials, positive experiences. 54 CommentsHi Bobby………I initially searched for ‘go where no Christians dare to go’ and your site came up. Very radical, original, spiritual and I think Jesus would like your individuality and lack of concern of what others think of you (especially cookie cutter Christians) Keep going the way very few others dare go. […]
it is kind of sad
Published by henderob May 2nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 64 CommentsIt is kind of sad that you think you merit so much attention. L. Ron Hubbard at least had the good sense to make his religion a secretive pyramid scheme; you don’t exactly measure up. So you’ve become reduced to begging the internet anonymous for help. Hey, maybe a personal finance blog […]
Pastafarian Derrick had this custom roof decal made for his Mini Cooper:
I think it looks amazing.
Update: lots of people have asked where to find these decals. Here’s a message from Derrick:
I asked aestheticreations if they could create a custom design based on the pirate fish from the merchandise link of the PF. They […]
WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH
Published by henderob May 1st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 133 CommentsWHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH IS A COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MAY BE A CHRISTIAN, IM OKAY WITH OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE, BUT A FUCKING FLYING SPEGETTI MONSTER IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-ihabd
Pastafarians claim the Galapagos Islands
Published by henderob May 1st, 2008 in pirates and General FSM news. 17 CommentsPastafarian Marc sent us this picture:
Perhaps the Charles Darwin Research Station will see fit to fly the Pirate Fish flag?
Some of you may remember this flag from the Pastafarian invasion of Catalina Island:
wow. you seriously all need to get lives.
Published by henderob April 29th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 57 Commentswow. you seriously all need to get lives. theres a difference between having fun and being stupid. ramen? are you serious. no lives=you guys
-sm
Powell’s Books, I like you guys because you put The Gospel in the Philosophy section, not in the Humor section.
Also, I’m the one who always arranges them face-out so they’re more visible. Sorry.
religious license plates in Florida
Published by henderob April 28th, 2008 in General FSM news. 41 CommentsThe picture above is a specialty plate being considered in Florida. It would be the first specialty plate in the US to promote a specific religion.
I think it’s fine, so long as other religions are allowed specialty plates, too. I can’t imagine their argument against allowing that, but you know they’ve got […]
Pastafarian Chris Fortney created this art for us:
i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit
Published by henderob April 28th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 110 Commentsi personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, […]
Rolling Stone
Published by henderob April 26th, 2008 in sightings, Recognition and General FSM news. 25 Comments
Rolling Stone has featured the Flying Spaghetti Monster in its latest issue - the one with Keith Richards and Mick Jagger on the cover - the April 17, 2008 issue, pictured to the right. Check out page 39.
RS has a huge circulation; who knows how many converts we gained. It’s cool […]
You must be fucking kidding me
Published by henderob April 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 156 CommentsYou must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it […]
How many believers
Published by henderob April 21st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 129 Commentshow many believers of the fsm have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?
I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.
-henry.d
I can’t believe the internet allows people like you
Published by henderob April 20th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 196 CommentsI can’t believe the internet allows people like you publish this satanic filth. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the dumbest religion idea that anyone has ever worshiped. Anyone with 2/3 of a brain can tell it’s false because you worship a MONSTER…. you said so yourself!!!!!! How lame is that? TOTALLY LAME. The internet has […]
FSM Sculpture at Microsoft
Published by henderob April 19th, 2008 in sightings and General FSM news. 25 CommentsPastafarian Mark found this sculpture while exploring the Microsoft campus.
So I tend to wander around the buildings at Microsoft just to get some exercise and see what is up, and we have a big collection of art on campus that gets rotated between buildings every year or so. So I generally expect to see […]
Why do you feel the need
Published by henderob April 19th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 58 CommentsWhy do you feel the need to publish hate mail? Is it to prove a point that can’t be made without it? Was the rest of the site so insufficient that you have to make people feel sorry for you?
-Maria
[Don’t feel sorry for me. Hate-mails make my day. -bobby]
y’all iz gay
Published by henderob April 18th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 103 CommentsY’ALL iz GAY go find a real god…..WTF i believe aliens more than dis shyt FUK U
P.S. GET A LIFE
-jb










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