Bobby, I understand your weak, (though somewhat humorous) attempt to draw parallel between your alleged FSM and the true Creator, fortunately your doubt does not negate nor prevent His existence.
There is a Bible verse which states that the fervent prayer of a righteous man (one who has chosen to believe in forgiveness and accept eternal [...]
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I understand your weak attempt
Published by Bobby Henderson November 20th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 0 CommentsRowan Science sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson November 18th, 2009 in General FSM news. 0 CommentsI saw this banner at school the other day. The artist’s rendition of the cosmos bears a shining resemblance to His Noodliness. A coincidence? I doubt it.
-Jarid
Finally, His noodliness has joined my Facebook and even visited my Farmville!
RAmen!
-Hillary
Thanks to Wailler for the video. Very nice.
It was with the utmost regret
Published by Bobby Henderson November 13th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 165 CommentsDear Sir;
It was with the utmost regret that I stumbled upon your horror religion. Do you not know that G-d will not be mocked? He who gave this world to us and created us in his imagine is surely not one to be insulted this way. You are a false prophet, and [...]
I hadn’t even heard of this religion
Published by Bobby Henderson November 6th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 234 CommentsI hadn’t even heard of this religion until my teacher mentioned it. I didn’t believe him until I looked it up. I’ve heard about weird alien religions and knew people believed in them, but this? I thought it was a joke. I read your ‘evidence’ and frankly, that wasn’t evidence. There is no proof, they [...]
Ceiling Tile Evangelism
Published by Bobby Henderson November 1st, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 11 CommentsBack in May in the closing days of school, the Astronomy teacher at our school, aka Johnson, had his final for his class be to paint a ceiling tile of different galaxies, constellations, or anything Astronomical. Myself, who already took the class but had Johnson for 3 other hours, decided to paint one also. But [...]
Halloween roundup
Published by Bobby Henderson November 1st, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 3 CommentsPlease keep sending me your photos, I’ll post them here.
Kyle and his Pirate Fish pumpkin
Billy’s pumpkin
Domenico’s pumpkin
Jeff’s pumpkin
Kevin and his pumpkin
Kevin’s pumpkin, close-up
Mark’s pumpkin
Mike’s pumpkin
Mike A’s pumpkin
Richard’s pumpkin
Timothy’s pumpkin.
Troy’s pumpkin
Dana’s costume
My Halloween costume this year was a roaring success! Walking from unenlightened home to home, I did my pastafarian duty by spreading the word of [...]
Ok, here’s the thing
Published by Bobby Henderson October 30th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 95 CommentsThis was sent in response to pastafarian responses from earlier hatemail/concerned criticism post.
Ok, here’s the thing. You set up a website with a place for responses. Your website takes a clearly mocking tone toward religion in general. You gather a bunch of members who agree with you and assert your scientific superiority. All that’s [...]
Last June I attended my daughter’s college graduation ceremony and I was touched to see that the great FSM was also present. He was hidden within an abstract poster hanging above and behind the stage where the graduates were receiving their diplomas.
Notice his noodly appendages reaching down to touch the graduates as they pass. [...]
Pastafarian Kim’s Pirate-Fish pumpkin. I like it.
keychain
Published by Bobby Henderson October 26th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 3 CommentsOur Deity has chosen to appear on my key ring!
You can imagine I feel really Touched.
Ramen,
Theo
This is just… wow
Published by Bobby Henderson October 23rd, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 112 CommentsThis is just……..wow. This is dumber then Budha. You know how hard that is? asshole. While I agree that pirates rule, I also agree FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!. Sorry. Random thought. I have them somtimes. Anyway, this kinda sucks. Like, I know people who worship some pretty fucking stupid things (i.e. Jesus, Allah, Robert De Niro) but [...]
amazing painting
Published by Bobby Henderson October 20th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 47 CommentsFull Size | 8.5×11 PDF
As an artist and a Pastafarian, I deemed it necessary to heed the calling of his noodliness and commence work to bring His glory to the two dimensional surface.
And I have used the principles of composition, of values, of line, and chromas, and I have painted pixels in [...]
This is Bullshit
Published by Bobby Henderson October 16th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 124 CommentsTHIS IS BULLSHIT THIS PUT ME OFF BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WORSHIP SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT. WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR HEADS. SERIOUSLY SORT YOURSELFS OUT. WORSHIPPING PINK UNICORNS, SATAN AND [...]
Pirate boat feedback please
Published by Bobby Henderson October 15th, 2009 in General FSM news and pirate ship. 83 CommentsWhat do you guys think of something like this for the FSM voyaging church? I will tell you a few reasons it appeals to me.
It’s something we can build together.
We can start right away. We have enough money to get started and we can buy more materials as we raise [...]
Halloween 2009 preview
Published by Bobby Henderson October 14th, 2009 in General FSM news, Spread the Word and sightings. 6 CommentsHalloween is coming up in a few short weeks. Please send me photos of your FSM pumpkins, FSM costumes and any sightings of Pastafarian Missionaries or Saucy Wenches you come across.
The photo above and photos below are some highlights from past years.
A few links from previous years:
Collection of FSM Pumpkins
2006 [...]
This figure in Japan is called “フラスパ(fura-supa)”.
Dogū (土偶, “clay idol/figurine”) are small humanoid and animal figurines made during the late Jōmon period (14,000 BC to 400 BC) of prehistoric Japan. This one clearly resembles the FSM.
RAMEN
tomomi tanaka
Mexico sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson October 13th, 2009 in General FSM news, evidence and sightings. 45 CommentsWe’re working hard at spreading the message of the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster throughout Mexico and Latin America. You might know that the Virgin of Guadalupe is the holiest figure of the Mexican catholic religion – but things have changed. Now we know that the FSM is also present in one more of the [...]
FSM painting
Published by Bobby Henderson October 9th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 12 CommentsMy own personal tribute to his Holy Noodeliness
RAmen,
-Emma
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